1 Prolouge

I didn't wish for this. I didn't die, and I certainly wasn't hit by Truck-Kun.

So why the FUCK am I here?

One moment I was in class, and the next, well I'm not in a void exactly. It's more like a white room. I could see where it ended, and I could also see blue skies from the plain white window.

Sitting in front of me, on a white chair, was what looked like a young man. Short brown hair, clean shaven, and looking like he would rather be anywhere but here. I was shaken from my thoughts when he spoke.

"Hello" he drawled.

"You have been randomly selected to be taken to another world, it'll be familiar to you yada yada and all that."

I gave him the most deadpan stare I could muster.

"We've pre-selected the world you will be taken to, but as we can't just send a regular human to the Dragon Ball world and have it be interesting, you get three wishes. I'll veto them if I think they'd be too overpowered though."

Okay fuck. Could this get any more cliché? First I get isekai'd to the Dragon world, THEN I get three wishes, the fuck was this, a Webnovel power fantasy?

Yeah right, the name would probably be "Reincarnated as a human in DBZ" pfft. Nobody could be that uncreative.

I spoke.

"Uhm, Can I wish to go back home?" When he shook his head saying no I mentally deflated. Figuring I might as well not die after being Isekai'd I pondered on what the most optimal wishes would be.

"Okay so, wish number one. I'd like to be a Saiyan, with Zenkais I could catch up to Goku and the like fast."

"Vetoed."

Son of a.... No calm down, calm down.

"Okay fine, my three wishes are, stop me if you won't grand them... A home I legally own in Mount Paozu, near where Goku lives. An unbreakable Dragon Radar, and finally to have the ability to use Ki and manipulate it with ease."

To my shock, the man didn't stop me, and I honestly didn't expect my last wish to be granted. These weren't the best wishes I could make, not by a long shot, but they'd work for me. Goku would train me if I showed potential, as seen with Uub, and my newfound ability for Ki would hopefully allow that to happen immediately. My new home near him would help finding him too, so I wouldn't have to wander randomly.

The Dragon Radar was self explanatory. It would never break so as long as I got them before the Z Fighters, it was free wishes baby. One's that aren't as restricted as the ones I was given by this man.

"Very well then. Goodbye, and try not to get yourself killed."

"One last thing. You won't be able to tell anyone of your transportation. Literally"

I blinked at that statement,, opened my eyes, and when I did all I saw was jungle.