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(3rd Person Macao and Wakaba POV)

The two best friends sat awkwardly in each other's bodies as they waited for Levy to complete her work on a reverse spell. Currently, they were just sitting at the same table they had been sitting at before with Bishop but said Illusionist was gone, dragged off somewhere by Cana. Cana's eager smile had no place on Bishop's face.

"Soooooo...Are you sure I can't just quickly go say hi to your wife?"

Macao glared in response to Wakaba's question before answering. "No! I am not letting you anywhere near Alexis in my body!"

Macao was about to continue with his words but was stopped by a bad cough that came up his throat and forced its way out of his mouth. "Goddam (cough) your lungs are so messed up Wakaba! I told you that (cough) you need to stop smoking so much!"

Wakaba simply shrugged at his childhood best friend's words. "I told you before that I need to smoke for my magic."

"Bullshit," Said Macao having gotten over his coughing fit, "I had Bishop look it up. You just need the pipe to use your magic. Even then it's not like you only smoke during a job!"

Wakaba looked to the side a bit embarrassed that his excuse for his favorite past-time had been proven false. Eventually, the Smoke mage mumbled out a reply. "You used to smoke too."

"I did but when Bishop told me that second-hand smoke is worse, I stopped it. I'm willing to kill my lungs but not my wife and kid's lungs."

Wakaba let out a little sigh at his friend's statement, "Fine. Maybe you got a point. I'll try and slow down on the smoking."

Macao nodded his head, "I appreciate it. I've known you since I was eight. I'd hate to lose my best friend to some fire by-product."

Both men chuckled at the weak joke before once more settling back into silence. Sometimes when you know someone for so long, you don't need words to understand each other.

(3rd Person Mira and Natsu POV)

"Aaaaa it's good to be out of those stupid heels! How do you deal with them every day Mira?"

Natsu asked this question while he and Mira were walking the streets of Magnolia. Mira had decided to use her new form to go around and 'collect' the tabs of some of the customers that the bar got. A good amount of non-guild members would come into the building just for a drink and maybe something to eat. It was a nice side business for the guild.

"They were hell at the beginning but you get used to them over time." The two had stopped by Mira's house to get Natsu a pair of non-heeled shoes.

"Why didn't you want to change to a shirt Natsu? I still have some regular shirts to wear." At Mira's question, Natsu ended up blushing. He debated for about a minute as the two walks on what to say before speaking.

"I like the dress." Said the dragon slayer quietly. Mira found her eyebrows raising at her guildmate's answer. Instantly she gave him a look that all but demanded a more detailed answer.

"It feels nice," Natsu says a bit too quickly, "It's made of some nice and smooth stuff and it just feels freer than pants ok! It's not like I'm going to wear one when I'm back in my body so I might as well enjoy it now."

Mira chuckled a bit at Natsu's answer but choose to say nothing else, she would just give Natsu this and let him find some fun in their troublesome situation.

The two went on to stay mostly silent as they worked. It was rather fun for both to 'convince' people to pay off what they owed. It helped that Mira had a reputation that was well known in town about what she would do to those that didn't pay off the debt. Oh, she didn't hurt them but they were many things worse than physical pain and Mira was no stranger to those things.

The two were just heading back to the guild when Mira decided to speak up. There had been a topic that she had wanted to bring up for a while with Natsu but never really had a chance until now.

"Natsu… I just wanted to say sorry for how I acted back when you and... Lisanna hung out." Natsu paused at her words and gave her a raised eyebrow before speaking.

"Hey, it's fine. You were just being a protective big sister. Trust me I know all about that with Erza and even Cana to a lesser extent." Mira smiled at Natsu's words, happy that he had forgiven her for something that had been on her mind for a good while.

"Well, I am truly sorry. I really don't know what I was thinking back then. Now I can't help but think you two would have made such a cute couple." Mira said this last part with a teasing grin, fully expecting Natsu to get flustered or something. Instead, he just gave her a sad look.

"Ya…. She really did have a big crush on me didn't she." Mira blinked in surprise as the dragon slayers words before her eyes narrowed in slight anger.

"You knew my sister had a crush on you and you didn't do anything about it." Natsu panicked a little at Mira's angry tone.

"I didn't know that long before she died! I... Mom noticed it and when she found out I didn't she...educated me. I wasn't sure what to say or do about it! I liked Lisanna but I wasn't sure how much I liked her ok! In the end, I decided I want to at least try something with her but...I planned to ask her out when she got back from her job with you and Elfman. The same one she...didn't come back from."

The two stood there in silence as Natsu recovered from his outburst and Mira let his words sink in. After a few seconds, the She-Devil stepped forward and gave Natsu a surprise hug that was a little awkward due to their current forms. Natsu went still for a second before returning the hug. Eventually, it ended as Mira pulled back and spoke.

"Well, it's sad that you two never got to at least try it but at least you two spent some good years together." Mira paused before giving Natsu a somewhat mischievous smile.

"Besides at this point, I still consider you a bit of a little brother." She punctuated her words by pulling Natsu towards her and giving him a noogie. Natsu tried to stop her but found his body too strong to fight off with Mira's but despite the situation, he had a bright smile just like his white-headed guildmate.

(3rd Person Gray and Lucy POV)

The two Fairy Tail mages sat across from each other outside of a cafe, at one of those black metal tables with an umbrella on top of it. Neither really knew what to say right now. Both were just awkwardly waiting for the six hours to pass.

"Uhhh my back is still killing me. How do you deal with this and these two things?" He gestured to his new breasts. He still wasn't sure how to handle them.

"You just get used to it all. Just bear with it a little longer I don't think that Levy will be much longer. It could be worse, I could have been on my period." Gray's face paled at Lucy's words. She was correct, it could be worse.

"I'm just glad that I no longer have that stripping habit. I would rather not flash people without realizing it." Lucy nodded her head in agreement with Gray. Very glad that her guildmate had gotten over his childhood habit.

Once more the two found themselves sitting in a somewhat awkward silence as the two contemplated what to discuss. Eventually, it was Lucy that spoke this time.

"Well, at least this happened today rather than tomorrow. I don't think I'd be comfortable heading out of town in someone else's body." Gray nodded at her words.

"It would be a very weird time. At least it'll be fun and we can forget about today right."

With that said the two once again just sit in silence.

"...Want to go to my house and do some painting?"

Lucy looked surprised as Gray's suggestion. "Oh, come on Gray I already tried painting when you gave me a tour of all the painting in your house. We both know I'm horrible at it."

Gray shrugged and then point at her new body, "But now you got my body. Maybe you'll have my muscle memory or something for painting. Besides, it's not like we have much to do right now. Let's just have some fun painting."

Lucy though over Gray's words as she looked at her or rather Gray's hands. She supposed it would be interesting to see how different things were in a new body.

She looked over to Gray with a smile, "Sure why not it sounds like it would be fun."

And so, the two made their way to the Vern mansion where they would spend the rest of the six hours just messing around with paint. By the end of it, both felt much better about the whole-body swapping situation. The painting they made wasn't too bad either.

(3rd Person Erza and Makarov POV)

"Aaaaaaaaaa." Erza was letting out groan after groan, unused to being in an old and worn in body. Off to the side, the guild master was doing various exercises having fun with his new youthful body.

The two were currently in the guild master office that was placed in the back corner of the guild building. The two hadn't done much other than wait for Levy to get her work done. For Makarov time was passing far too quickly while for Erza it was going far too slowly.

"Aaaaaaand one hundred!" Makarov shouted as he finished one hundred push-ups, "Haven't done that many push-ups since the good old days! Before I was the guild master and leader of my old team."

At her guild master's words, Erza perked up from her location of sitting at the master's desk, trying to ease what pain she could. "What were things like back then for our guild?"

At the S-class mage's words, Makarov paused as he thought about his good old days. "Things were different. The guild wasn't as big or well known, it was quiet and slow. Me, Yajima, Porlyusica, Goldmine, Bob and Rob were all over Earthland back then. We took jobs all over the continent. I guess looking back on it my team was one of the reasons why Fairy Tail got has popular as it is today."

Makarov spent the next few seconds smiling in silence as he reminisces about his youth, this was interpreted by Erza's next question. "What...what was Rob like?"

Makarov paused at his guild members' question. She came here because of Rob, didn't she? After a few seconds, he spoke, "He was arrogant and utterly full of himself... but a good friend. He would always throw himself in harm's way if it means protecting us. He used Shield magic that would protect him and us, could make shields out of all kinds of elements like Fire or Lightning. He was the first to leave the team and it seems like without him every else just left as well."

"Why did he leave?" Erza was completely engrossed in her guild master's words.

Once more Makarov paused and looked over to Erza seeing her pleading eyes, wanting to know more about the man she had called Grandpa. "He...want to find his soulmate."

"Soulmate?"

"Yes, he believed that there was someone out there for him. Someone he would spend his whole life with and have a family. Hehe, he always talked about having kids, how he would spoil them and how they would grow up to be some of the best guild's mages. He wanted to find his soulmate and come back to Magnolia and spend the rest of his life with his family."

Erza fought back tears at Makarov's words. She knew that Rob never found his soulmate and never returned to Magnolia. "He never got his family did he."

Makarov chuckled at Erza's words, causing the Requip mage yo look towards him. "Oh, I wouldn't say that. He had you, didn't he? I have no doubt in my mind that if he had come back with you, he would have adopted you the second he could."

Erza eyes widened at the guild master's words before she looked away with a guilty look. "Is… is it bad that I'm somewhat glad he didn't come with me?"

Makarov's eyebrows rose at the women's question. For a second anger took over him before figuring out why she said what she said. If Rob had adopted her then Alice wouldn't have and she wouldn't have had Bishop, Cana, Gray or Natsu.

Makarov found his new face softening as he came over to Erza and lightly patted her back. "I guess I can't blame you for what to stay with your current family. That said I would say that Bishop, Cana and the rest of them would have still been your siblings. After all, Fairy Tail his more than a guild, it's a family. Everyone in this build is your sister, brother, uncle, aunt and even grandparents."

Erza looked up into Makarov's kind eyes before smiling and hug the man that was currently in her body. The hug lasted about a minute before the two broke off and Makarov spoke.

"So, you want to hear some embarrassing stories about Rob? Like there was this one time he walked in on Porlyusica while she was showering and she-"

(Bishop's POV)

The atmosphere was tense as I stared down my opponent. My opponent stared back, his eyes narrowed as he looked for any weakness in my armor. To the side, my other opponents who had fallen before watched the battle.

All was ignored as the battle of wills was being had. Neither me nor my opponent was giving an inch. Time seemed to stop as the space around us seemed to warp.

In the end, it was my opponent that started to lose.

It started as a single sweat drop, then another and another. Soon sweat was racing down his face as his stare was very close to breaking. Any second now.

Any second.

"Ahhh dammit I fold! I got no fucking clue if you got a good or bad hand!"

Everyone at the poker table paused as they looked toward me, waiting for me to reveal the hand that I had went all-in on. Eventually, I showed them.

A jack-high.

A chorus of groans surrounded me before being drowned out by loud cheers from next to me. Cana, still in my body, was jumping up and down as she took the money that I had all but stolen from my opponents.

For the past hour or two, I had been doing this. Cana had refused to take no as an answer and I eventually just got to a point that I just gave up. At least it distracted me from the headaches that this body was giving me due to its disagreement with my emotion problem.

"I don't know what's worse. Seeing Cana acting so calm or seeing Bishop being happy and excited." Said a random poker player, I think they were a guild member but I wasn't sure.

"Bishop, please switch back soon. And once you do pleeeeeease never play poker again. Your poker face is an immovable object." Said the man that had been the last to fold.

He wasn't wrong.

I let out a sigh as I lean back in my seat while Cana happily collects my winnings and the next round begins. I had no intention of playing poker again after this, at these not seriously like this, the occasional family poker night was the exception.

...I can't wait to be back in my body.

Everyone was waiting around as Levy calmly finished up her reverse spell. Everybody was strangely happy, I guess the six hours wasn't as bad for the others. I was questioning why Gray and Lucy had paint on their clothes and why Natsu's hair was so messy.

"Ok everyone," Said Levy as she put down her pen and picked up the paper she had been writing on, "I believe I got the right reverse spell. Now I need everyone to stand together while every other guild member stays clear. I don't want anyone caught in the crossfire if this doesn't work."

Soon all the affected guild members were standing right next to Levy while everyone else was off to the side. After a second Levy held the paper to her face and spoke.

"Forlo caus oro looco bani endlo."

A pink light once more filled the air and forced me to close my eyes after a few seconds the light receded and I opened my eyes to see Cana's body beside me.

Everyone instantly started to check their body and it wasn't long before we all confirmed that we were in the right body now. Cheers were cried as Levy let out a sigh and rested back in the seat, she had been working on looking very tired.

"Thank you thank you thank you, Levy!" Shout Lucy as she went over and hugged her blue-haired friend. Levy simply let out a chuckle before returning the hug.

"It's no problem, Lucy. I'm just glad that everybody isn't a baby now or something. Can you let go of me? Droy and Jet are at that old pasta restaurant right now and I said I would join them after I got done here."

Lucy let go of the Script mage and said mage made her way out of the guild, nodding and give short replies at other guild member's thanks. Once she was gone, I decided to speak up.

"Well, I'm heading home. I can't wait to rest after this whole day. Anybody coming with me?"

Gray was the first to reply, "Sorry Bro but me and Natsu are going to be spending some time with Lucy." Off to the side, Natsu nodded along with his older brother's words.

"I was hoping to finish discussing guild matters with the guild master." Said Erza

"I'll go home with you Bish. I'm rather hungry and mom should have dinner is almost ready. Besides, I wasn't really participating in that discussion between the guild master and Erza." I nodded at Cana's words and made my way out of the guild with her behind me.

We ended up taking the scenic route as we walked home. Said route passed right by the harbor of Magnolia. All the fishermen were either gone or just getting ready to leave as the sunset on the horizon and cast a large and amazing glow on the ocean's surface. We were just about to head out of the harbor when Cana spoke up.

"Wait, Bish… I got something to ask you."

I paused when she spoke and turned around to see her with an out of place nervous look on her face. What could she want to ask me? She seemed to be contemplating her next words before sighing and looking up at me.

"I don't know how to approach this so I'm just going to be blunt."

She once more paused as she took in a breath and spoke with a very determined look in her eyes.

"What the fuck is wrong with our emotions?!"

Oh.

AN: Oh indeed. So just a nice little cool off chapter between the Mammon arc and the upcoming Phantom Lord arc. I thought that the Changling filler episode was interesting and thought it would be a fun way for character development. And of course, a side effect of this is Cana somehow finding out the true extent of Bishop's 'Problem'. How? Got to wait for the next chapter.

Thanks once again to volfwildman for being a Beta, he has just started up a My Hero Academia SI if any of you are interested in that. This week's shoutout goes to Draykevero again for his review about "Just a Few Minutes" a little movement he made about spending a few minutes to leave a review.

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