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Lewd Overlord

For centuries, Seraphim Crimson, Conqueror of many Realms, has been running the same routine. She's slayed powerful beings that opposed her, she's enslaved civilizations, and killed more Demigods than she could count with two hands and toes. She's become one of the most powerful Overlords known to exist. Now she wants to do something different with this new Realm she is planning to conquer. She wishes to use her perverse actions to conquer the Realm and even take some prisoner for her own sexual pleasure. It's time for her to show just how perverse and lewd she can be whilst showing the Realm why she is something to fear across the multiverse.

AisuruOfficial · Fantasy
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13 Chs

Honeybee Taste

Snowflake and I walked to the mall together and the day was actually going pretty good. I did my best to make myself not look very recognizable, but some people noticed me and were too scared to even interact with me. I was glad for that since I didn't want to kill anyone if I didn't need to.

"We are going to start our day with a good meal at one of my favorite restaurants~ The Honeybee's Diner!" Snowflake said and walked inside the mall.

I walked in after her and followed her. I looked around and crossed my arms. "Seems pretty empty in here. Not that I'm complaining, just...seems boring during this time."

"Well most of the Eden Corporation have to work in the mornings. I work in the evening time and what I'm doing is surveying the forest area. The Falgami Forest is the name of it." Snowflake responded.

"That's the place we met each other correct?" I asked.

"Correct. That is the place we met each other. The place you kinda saved me at as well. We are surveying the area mainly because of the rumors that there are a lot of people dying in that forest." Snowflake said then continued to lead me to the Honeybee's Diner.

"I see. Are you going to report those ten hunters I killed as well?" I asked.

"If it keeps you from killing me then no, besides they were kinda trying to kill me from the beginning so I see no reason to report those horrible people." Snowflake said and her tail swayed.

I nodded and noticed we made it to the diner. We walked in together and the waiter cleared his throat at us.

"Sorry miss, we don't serve villains. Please respectfully tell her to leave the premises." The waiter said.

I looked at the waiter and crossed my arms. "Really..? I feel like I deserve the right to be seated and fed if I so feel like it."

"Maybe in another realm that you've probably enslaved, but in Valera...we don't tolerate your kind." The waiter said.

Snowflake turned around and smiled nervously at me. "We can go to a different diner, Seraphim.."

I used my telekinesis to turn Snowflake around and she sighed. "No you were excited to show me this restaurant and we are getting in."

"The only way you're getting in is if you kill me." The waiter said.

"You really shouldn't have said that...!" Snowflake whined softly.

"It's insane that a mortal wishes to test my patience. Fine have it your way." I said then pointed my finger at him then shot a beam through his chest and he groaned and fell to the ground.

"Seraphim!" Snowflake looked at me surprised. "You didn't have to actually KILL him!"

I looked at Snowflake and sighed. "He's the one who tested me. What did you expect me to do? Let him live and make a mockery out of me? We are eating here and that's final. If the food isn't good, I'm blowing this entire diner into smithereens." I said then dragged Snowflake inside the diner by her collar.

"Ack! I...Can walk by myself..!" Snowflake said and gripped her shirt, trying to stop me from choking her.

We took our seats and everyone in the diner looked afraid of me. A waitress timidly walked up to our table and set down menus for us. Snowflake opened her menu and buried her face into the menu.

"I'm so getting fired if people catch wind of who I am..." Snowflake mumbled.

I looked at the menu then summoned my holographic interface, contacting Stella.

"Hello, My Ruler~ What do you need?" She asked.

"I need you to make a decision that will decide the fate of this diner I am at. Look through this menu with me." I said.

"You called me for this? You know I could be spending time with my husband and children right?" Stella said.

"You're the one I can depend on though." I said.

"You say that as if Felola doesn't exist." Stella rolled her eyes.

"You say that as if she isn't having sex with that human named Shiro. She and her sisters would be more dependable if they weren't so worried about getting their sodden panties pulled off their bodies." I replied.

"Whatever, let me look at the menu." Stella said then put on her glasses.

"The fuck? You need glasses?" I asked.

"Listen, I'm 38 years old now. My eyesight is bound to get worse over the years." Stella scoffed and began to read the menu.

"I would say try the Waffle Supreme. It sounds pretty good." Stella said then took off her glasses.

I nodded and closed the menu. "Thank you, love."

"Anytime, My Ruler." Stella smiled then hung up.

I closed the interface and looked at the waitress. "Hey, flat chest. I want the Waffle Supreme."

"Y-Yes Ma'am!" She said then hurried off to the kitchen area.

Snowflake and I waited for my food to come out. I looked at Snowflake and noticed she was still hiding her face in the menu.

"Why are you afraid. I'm not killing you. You are under my protection. You should be rejoicing that you aren't a target of mine." I said.

"Oh I am happy, but here's the thing...I don't want to be seen because I'm a part of the Survey Corporation and they could fire me if this is reported..!" Snowflake said.

"If anyone tries anything, I'll just murder them. If no one finds out, you're good right?" I asked.

'This is a series of unfortunate events...I can't believe this..' Snowflake thought to herself.

I gently pulled the menu down and stood up then held her chin, forcing her to look at me. She looked at me blushing and gulped. "You're safe with me...I'll make sure nothing happens to you."

"Mhm!" She nodded quickly. "I know I'm safe! Haha! Ha..."

I smiled and sat back down then noticed the waitress coming out with my food. The waitress placed the food down on the table and I looked at it. I crossed my arms and looked at it.

"Hmm...It seems like Earth is the pinnacle of requirements when it comes down to food in other Realms." I said then closed my eyes. "The Human Realm does set the bar high, which is why I spared that Realm of my wrath. You all have a high bar to reach. Let's see if the food is of any good."

Everyone in the diner gulped and looked at me. Snowflake looked worried and watched me pick up the fork.

I began to cut the waffle and noticed how soft the waffle was. It was extremely fluffy, more fluffy than Japan's famous Fluffy Pancakes. More Fluffy than Esoria's Cotton Bread. I used the fork to pick up a slice of my waffle then put the slice in my mouth. I chewed once and the flavor immediately exploded in my mouth.

The waffle was so delicious to the point I had a foodgasm like I'd never had before. The texture of the waffle, the perfect blend of chewiness and a slight crunch, the amazing taste of the syrup...It was the best thing I've tasted in years.

I set the fork down and my hair covered my eyes.

Snowflake covered her face with the menu. "Goodbye, Honeybee Diner...I will miss you..."

A man noticed me sweating and panting softly. "Is she okay..?"

"I want to meet the person who made this. Get them now." I said.

"Y-Yes Ma'am!" The waitress hurried off and whimpered loudly.

The waitress was practically dragging the person who cooked the dish out of the kitchen and brought them to me. "She's here..!"

I looked up and looked at the woman. She had long pink hair, orange eyes, and an orangish red halo behind her head. She wore a white button up shirt that was tucked inside her black pants. She wore an apron over her shirt and had on black shoes. She looked at me and watched me stand up. She looked at me without fear, standing her ground.

"You made this Waffle Supreme..?" I asked.

She nodded. "I did."

I looked at her then hugged her. She grunted and looked confused and surprised. She didn't know how to react aside from staying still. Her tiny red angel wings fluttered and she looked at me.

"You are one of the best cooks I've ever known. I haven't had anything this good in years...my taste buds are screaming in joy." I said then pulled away and held her shoulders.

"Th-Thank you." She responded.

"What is your name?" I asked.

"M-My name is Felice." She answered.

"Felice. Become my personal chef. You will be under my protection and I will reward you greatly. I have been told to be very satisfactory when it comes to pleasure..~ Wink wink~" I smiled at her.

Felice was just in disbelief. She composed herself then looked me in the eye. "I'm sorry, but I am already a personal chef for a very wealthy man and I work for the Eden Corporation. I can not be your personal chef. I am a part of the Culinary Corporation."

I looked at Felice and smiled then let her go. "I see. Well please consider this." I said then leaned forward and whispered a few words in her ear.

Felice's face turned extremely red and her tiny wings flapped quickly.

"Do we have a deal..?~" I whispered in her ear.

Felice began to feel very turned on then gripped her apron. "Yeah..."

I stood up straight and placed my hands on my hips. I nodded then grabbed my plate of food. "Oh and you get to keep your diner just as long as I'm allowed to eat here for free whenever I desire."

I walked off happily and hummed as I ate my breakfast.

"Please don't tell my boss..." Snowflake told Felice.

"Just as long as you don't tell mine, we are good.." She said then closed her eyes and sighed.

"Oh right." I turned back then used my Meta Life Force manipulation to revive the waiter I killed. "There, he's back to life now."

The waiter opened his eyes and gasped for air then coughed loudly. He groaned and sat up.

"Who was that..?" A man asked.

"That was Seraphim, A Dark Goddess or some may call her the Ultimate Overlord. She's so powerful that just by saying her name people cower before her. She's destroyed more Realms than she can count herself, killed more Demigods and Deities than one could imagine. She's a force to be reckoned with. She's also Sephiran's younger sister. The Crimson Siblings are two of the most powerful beings in the Multiverse....and she just spared us...and brought the waiter back to life.." A woman answered.

Snowflake set down her menu then bowed to Felice and ran after me. "Seraphim..! Are you actually insane..?! You want to hide and blend in correct? You can't just kill people..!"

"Shorry...He difn't giff much of a choife." I said while stuffing my face with my food. I swallowed what was in my mouth. "Besides, it's in my nature to destroy and kill those who defy me. Even though I'm not really going to destroy your Realm, I will still eliminate those who dare to defy me."

Snowflake sighed softly and her ears flicked. "You are one strange woman...Alright let's just get to shopping. I want to actually enjoy my day.."

I nodded and smiled. We began to walk around the mall to the first store she wanted to show me.