Little Horny Horned Snake*

I have read a thousand erotic novels. Usually, even the most blandest of people can become protagonists in ero-novels... so why... was 'I' the only one left out? Did the Gods make a mistake?

To the heavens above: Have mercy on me!

I do not want much. Just one beautiful wife. You don't need to give me a harem, one wife is enough!

"...What are you doing?" A local Buddhist asked as I was praying at the temple. How dare he disturb?!

"Can't you you tell, huh?! What, are you really a Buddhist?" I was praying to my man, Buddha.

Please, hear my calls! Grace me with a wife!

"No, I mean... You're staring too hard at my disciple." Erm... You're just imagining things~

*Cough* I turned my head away from the bald bombshell. My strike zone was way too wide...

But damn it, I thought my stares were hidden...?

Looks like I must reach a higher mastery in my 'Peeking' Art. That way, I'll never be caught again.

"Can you leave already?" The big Buddhist monk 'requested me', and I, being the most gracious gentleman that I am, left without saying another word. My footsteps revealed my heart of no shame.

Do even decrepit Monks have good Martial Spirits?

That bald bastard can summon a tiger. While for me... I can only summon a little horned snake...?

The heavens are unfair!

Daddy Kang, Momma Kang, you guys are the worst. Couldn't you have given me a good one?

I remember my father's words like yesterday...

"Son..." He'd grabbed my shoulder on that day. A sadness overcame his voice: "You lost the lottery."

"Which one?"

"The genetic lottery, my son. I, your good Daddy Kang, am ashamed. You had great potential..." I think he was talking about my genes back then. It seems both my parents had strong Martial Spirits.

My dad had the 'Million Poison Grass Snake' Martial Spirit, and my mom had the 'Imperial Horned Boa Constrictor'. And yet, here I was born with a simple 'Black Horned Grass Snake'.

"What's wrong with that?"

"You were born without the constitution of your mother's Martial Spirit, nor the poison of my own."

"Is that bad?"

"Real bad!"

"Can I swap it out...?"

"Maybe in your next reincarnation." The grown man cried more than me when it came to my talents.

I mean, it's not hard to understand. My dad was sorry he couldn't give me the life of a protagonist.

For the rest of my life, I'll be a side character compared to those who have Legendary Spirits or even those extremely rare Twin Spirits. For me, this was the greatest stigma others mocked me for.

It made me a little emotionally unstable in my youth. To the point I considered working as the Host Bar in Lavender Pavilion. That way, I could get some booty without having to struggle that much.

However, my mom stopped me...

"You'll regret your decision." Momma Kang said those words so seriously, that I couldn't ignore it.

"Huh...? How would I regret?"

"Girls there don't treat their males well. They also impose heavy restrictions on the Host's freedom."

"Ummm... Why does mom know that?"

*Cough cough* "Err... Reasons." She turned her head. Mom wasn't really good at deception.

Momma Kang was so cute~

But still... I took her words to heart. It was only later on in life did I realise what she was getting at.

Although it seemed like I could get what my heart desired from going there, that wasn't the case.

Joy, intimacy, connection... Those kind of things were all an illusion if you bought it from them.

It made my first time feel hollow and empty when I went to the Redlight District and became a customer. The prostitutes there were nice, but the coldness in their eyes made my lower body limp.

There was no way I could finish properly. Even trying to get to know them was a useless farce.

They'd been far too hurt to feel the same...

I wish there would be an opportunity for me to form a much closer relationship. A more sexier bond!

It was these thoughts that drove me to adventure!

My first life partner was a waitress at an inn. We had one passionate and youthful night together.

Unfortunately, I couldn't stay forever…

My journey had just begun, and my first lover understood that too. It a lot to persuade her heart.

Eventually, she settled with just one condition:

"Leave me some babies before you go." Her legs wrapped around my waist that night and squeezed me deep inside. My white stuff flowed into her many times that night… until her 'stomach' was full.

I continued my journey…

The 'Castration Arts' Momma Kang taught me worked wonders. I mastered the technique.

However, it wasn't enough to travel freely…

The Murim was a forest of Martial Heroes and Great Demons; Of righteousness and vileness.

Within it, I became a man treading the line…

Some called me the 'Love Seeking Martial King', while others called me the 'Three Castrations Sword Demon'. To be completely honest, I was neither one or the other. I was just myself.

People criticised me everywhere…

When I seduced the wives of Clan Leaders of both orthodox and demonic, I didn't have any illicit sexual relations with them until AFTER they divorced their husbands. Even I had my principles.

My many seductions racked up quite a powerful harem. However, the fact that they'd be attacked by my enemies more than myself made me come to a conclusion. Something had to be done!

At the steady rate it was going, my descendants wouldn't be able to live happy and full lives.

Thus, my efforts were put into training my lovers to fight rather than creating new techniques myself.

I focused on becoming strong using only the basics, then passed them to my extensive harem.

It was quite strenuous of an ordeal…

And a little kinky too…

My methods of training weren't exactly accepted among all my lovers, but it was really effective.

One day, I found I'd made myself a kingdom…

My rear sat on a golden throne. Wearing only a white robe, I felt 'freedom' and unrestrained pride.

Legs were wide open, and between them was a lovely woman sucking at my ballsack hungrily.

She looked like she was eating up the tastiest thing in the world. Was my 'training' really that good?

Of course, my beautiful queen wasn't the only one sucking on my family jewels. Other girls in skimpy clothes were feeling jealous. They all were trying to get my attention. They were all seducing me…

Some whispered kinky things we could do together into my ears, while others used their bodies for seduction. And honestly, I wasn't sure which one was worse. Both types really made me hard.

"Sire, may I join with you?" Said my queen once she finished suckling on my hairless ballsack.

"Sure." I gave her permission.

She straddled my waist and inserted my rod into her wet hole. It slipped right in with her lubricant.

My queen was already wet from the beginning.

"No fair~ I want a taste of it too~" A daring girl with demonic cultivation went on all fours under my girl.

My queen was surprised when a tongue suddenly started to 'interrupt' us. A chill ran down my spine when I felt my balls get licked despite already inserted myself. It was a kinky experience…

The other girls smiled mischievously when my queen made some weird noises. Their attention shifted to her, and hands started massaging every muscle on her body. They were stimulating her.

Maybe wanting to see her many expressions… I understood, since I too loved this queen of mine.

There was laughter in the air.

The atmosphere was light.

I plowed away at my woman while my harem was violating every part of her with their hands.

She was even tickled around the belly button and had fingers continuously jab into her rear.

Her face was red as she moaned continuously.

"T-too much~ I'm gonna go crazy~ This feels so good~ No~! Stop licking me down there~!!"

But the demonic girl underneath only became more ruthless. Her tongue became unusually long…

Was she giving me a blowjob while I was cradling my queen? Using only her tongue on top of that?

I must say, she was extremely creative!

My queen ejaculated many times. Her body was unable to withstand the ecstasy she was feeling.

For me, it took an hour before I finished.

Her body twitched, and her toes pointed out once I filled her up. The leftovers dripped down to… 'her'.

The demonic girl beneath us licked up and ate all the leftovers. It wasn't something I taught her.

This woman was normally kinky like this…

Seeing that my queen was exhausted, the others took a step back and decided to take care of her.

"What's wrong?" I asked the demonic girl who stayed behind while fastening my robe on me.

"You're… going to leave today, aren't you?"

"…Yeah." I didn't deny it.

"So… where will you go?"

Now that my many lovers could fight by themselves and take care of their health, I wasn't needed here.

It was high time I went to another continent.

"Wherever my heart takes me." The demonic girl smirked while wiping my juice from her face.

She shook her head while leaving it at that.

All of them knew my personality.

Just as I was about to get up, I felt the space around me twist. Suddenly, the world had shifted.

I wasn't on my throne anymore. Now, I was standing nearly naked in front of a dynamic scene.

"Save me!" A woman with pointy ears called out while holding out her hand. She was held down.

The only thing extending out to me was a hand that had a magical circle similar to the one below me.

However, my focus went to the green vermin.

Those guys seemed ready to tear up the pointy eared woman's clothes, and were already showing-

[Castration Art: Threefold Family Jewel Breaker!]

Out of pure disgust, my body moved on its own as I eliminated the dangling bananas they had out.

I stepped on their fruits.

Smashing up their bananas…

They feel to the ground immediately. Foam frothing from their green mouths as they laid there limp.

The pointy eared girl seemed surprised…

She got up and seemed to want to say something in her ditzy demeanour. The girl finally spoke:

"Please, we need your 'genes' to continue our bloodline. Can you please stay here forever?"

I had no idea what she was talking about, and the girl seemed to realise this too. She shut her mouth.

Looks like my life just turned interesting~