32 Tenshi finally loses it!
A while later
Everyone left and Tenshi stayed behind, locking the doors and fixing this damn machine.
He pulled up the Achievements list and looked at it
[Serve the God of Edgelords- Completed]
[Upgrade Coffee making method- Not Completed]
[Spice up the Cafe with some Entertainment- Not Completed]
[Only Coffee? Where's the Variety?! Add other drinks- Not Completed]
Mocha walked over and nudged Tenshi, purring happily as she nestled into his lap. Tenshi stroked her fur as she purred happily, he looked at the Achievements and thought to himself. He had been saving the Coffee Fruits… It shouldn't be a problem to make a juice with them!
As for those flavored coffees… He had Moka, did he need the others? Not to mention… This wasn't a Starbucks!
Tenshi didn't like sweet coffee, it was gross. Only way to drink it was Espresso full blast! Like a real man!
He could try a Coffee Berry Fruit Juice tomorrow.
He should be able to fix the machine by tomorrow as well. Then he only needed to play the piano for a bit and collect the three Rewards.
He wasn't ready to sell other juices yet, mainly because he didn't have a juicer. What was he supposed to do? Juice them by hand? How many oranges would that take?! Forget it, build a juicer, then worry about juice.
He collected the Reward and turned back to the machine.
[Reward- Lon Lon Ranch Milk available in the System Shop & 5 Jugs of Lon Lon Ranch Milk.]
Tenshi's eyes lit up. He turned and went to the cabinet, seeing the 5 Jug of white milk with the iconic Lon Lon Ranch logo!
What a joy!
He pulled them out and put them in the fridge, replacing his boring old milk with this new one! Of course, he needed to use all the old milk… He only had a few cartons anyway. Should be done in a few days, but this milk…
Tenshi opened a jug and poured a bowl for Mocha. She did a backflip on the spot before licking the bowl of milk. She froze and looked up, meowing happily! Mocha rubbed her head on Tenshi's leg, meowing extremely happily.
This milk was so good!
Her pet did a good job this time!
Tenshi smiled happily and poured himself a glass. He sipped the milk and groaned, this was the best milk he had ever tasted in his entire existence. It even made him feel all warm!
Then he realized that he was healthier!
Tenshi was dumbfounded, like the game! Lon Lon Milk restores 5 hearts of HP! Though, this may be a problem… Tenshi wasn't sure if he should sell it. If it had healing properties then it would make a big fuss…
Tenshi made an Espresso and heated up some milk, pouring it inside.
He sipped from the Espresso and let out a shaky breath.
Oh god.
It's heavenly.
This must be sold!
Tenshi didn't care anymore. If someone tried to rob his Lon Lon Milk, he would annihilate them! Nobody touches his milk! Only women!
The next morning
Tenshi opened the doors and Mocha ran in, looking at him, seemingly pouting. Tenshi leaned over and scratched behind her ears, grabbing a bowl as he asked "Want warm Milk, Mocha?" Mocha tilted her head and nodded.
Tenshi smiled and Guy walked in, smelling the aroma. He sniffed the air and said "What is that Youthful smell I smell?!" Lee shouted "I can almost taste it! The Youth in the air!" Guy and Lee gave thumbs up, "IS THAT A NEW COFFEE?!"
Tenshi smiled happily, waving them over.
He came to the coffee machine and worked the handles, pressing coffee in them while heating up the cups, smiling "New machine! Once you try this coffee, forget it. You'll never go back! I also got new milk! You're gonna love it! Everyone does!"
Tenshi turned the cups over before putting the handles in, pressing the buttons and holding a metal Milk Frothing pitcher. He put the steam wand in it and pulled the lever, a screeching noise sounded for a moment before calming down as the Steam wand heated up the milk.
Tenshi hummed to himself happily, this was the taste! The feeling! The flavor!
YES! THIS WAS THE CAFE HE WANTED!
TURKISH METHOD BEGONE!
IT WAS 500 YEARS AGO FOR A REASON!
Tenshi laughed out loud, very happy!
He pressed the buttons with nostalgic excitement, stopping the coffee before sliding them in front of Guy and Lee, who were speechless.
Tenshi waved the Milk in front of their faces, smiling smugly "Can you smell it? This is the smell of excellence. A taste only heard of in stories. A heavenly richness that will tantalize your tastebuds! Yes! This is it! Lon Lon Milk!"
He titled Guy's cup and waved the Milk into a flower design before making a little Konoha Logo in Lee's. Tenshi took the chocolate powder can and tapped it once, chocolate dust sprinkling over Guy's Cappuccino ever so slightly~
Tenshi held a cat bowl and swirled the milk before pouring it in the bowl, moving the bowl and jug away from each other as the Milk cascaded down like a waterfall.
He sighed, saying gently "This… is art~!"
Guy and Lee looked at Tenshi, blinking slowly.
He's gone and lost his damn marbles.
