50 Sanji vs Tenshi

The ships slowly sailed back to Water 7 before meeting Iceberg on a Galley-La ship.

Iceberg looked at the huge Marine Warships and his lips twitched. Tenshi looked down at the Galley La company boat and smiled gently, "Icebro, I'll sell you the parts of these warships and you give me a ship, deal?"

Iceberg looked at him before being bewildered, "You… you didn't go to Water 7 for this, right?!" Tenshi paused as everyone looked at him, he coughed and replied seriously, "Nononono… Don't make these kinds of crazy accusations…"

Nami frowned and Robin asked curiously "Then why did you help us?" Tenshi looked at her, bewildered, before smiling gently, replying "Do you need a reason to help someone in need?"

The Straw Hats were dumbfounded before smiling gently, Luffy grinned and waved "Thanks, Angel guy!" Tenshi rubbed his nose and grinned, "Plus, I got some good stuff! Let's go back, Icebro has a lot of work to do!"

Iceberg's lips twitched and said speechlessly, "I never agreed, right?" Karin sighed, "Get used to it, I was kidnapped." Haku covered his mouth and smiled softly, "But you're happy you don't have to go back to the Grass Village, right?" Karin pouted, "Doesn't mean I can't be angry about being kidnapped!"

Iceberg's workers coughed and said "Actually, Boss… he saved pretty much all of us…" Iceberg sighed and said "Fine…" Tenshi cheered but Nami suddenly grinned and rubbed her fingers together, "So… since you used us as a distraction, we should get a cut of the loot, right?"

Tenshi was dumbfounded and looked at her in shock, "You're joking??" Nami smiled very widely, not saying anything. Tenshi looked at her before changing face, saying seriously "You get 10% of the Loot and I give you some benefits extra, if not, you can forget it."

Nami frowned, muttering "A business man huh…" Sanji muttered "Don't forget our competition!" Tenshi seemed to have changed completely and he grinned, "Oho… Don't worry, you'll be changing your name to Sanju very soon! Heh…"

Everyone else was curious and Tenshi snorted, "He thinks he came make better coffee than me, I said it was impossible, now we're gonna compete. Whoever loses has to be a woman for an hour."

Robin tilted her head, asking "A woman?" Tenshi held a magic wand, smiling "Change your gender for an hour." Robin asked in disbelief "Magic?" Tenshi scratched his head, "I guess? I just found it really…" he added honestly, "I was going to throw this useless thing away, who would want to change their gender?"

The Straw Hats thought of one guy in particular as Luffy asked "Can I have that?" Tenshi nodded and tossed it to him carelessly. Nami caught it and said "This thing is extremely pric- Dangerous! I'll be holding it!" there were beli signs in her eyes.

To some people, how much could she sell this thing for???

She almost fainted!

Tenshi added, "By the way! It will change your gender until you use it again, so… If you use it, then lose it… My condolences." Nami waved it over Chopper, who grew eyelashes and looked shy, "Aw~ Nami, how could you~ UwU~" she waved it again and Chopper came back, hiding behind Luffy, shivering with tears in his eyes, "Ahh! A devil witch!"

Zoro, Usopp, and Franky stepped away from Nami with dreadful expressions. This was probably the worst person to give this thing to… Nami's eyes sparkled and she cackled evilly, "Zoro, don't you owe me?" Zoro threw out a roll of money quickly and Nami caught it, cackling.

Zoro let out a breath, he almost became Zoro-chan just now! You know, Kuina was better than him and she was a woman, but that didn't mean he wanted to become one! He figured it would be very difficult to adapt to a new body…

Really…

Turning into a woman would only slow the speed of his sword…

Moving on!

Tenshi watched as the Merry broke, he looked in his system achievements for anything.

[Participate in Enies lobby Incident- Completed]

[Beat Sanji in Coffee Making- Not Completed]

[Get a Bounty- Not Completed]

[Kidnap Nico Robin and Nami- Not Completed]

Tenshi's lips twitched before collecting the reward.

[-Reward-]

[Adam Wood Logs]

Tenshi sighed to himself sadly.

He turned to the Merry and looked upset.

He looked through everything he had, trying to find anything… But he had nothing. Nothing to save the Merry with…

Tenshi watched as the Merry was carried off on a platform and given a viking funeral. He gave a sad smile, really feeling emotional. Seeing it in real life is completely different, he could even see the little light particles around the Merry and hear the voice.

He sighed to himself, he even tried to use the Cafe Token, but the System told him that it would still break anyways…

The Merry sailed its last voyage today.

Tenshi looked at the sky and sighed sadly.

A while later

Everyone returned to Water 7.

Tenshi docked the Warships at Dock One and got off.

He slapped the air as a stack of Adam Wood logs stacked up high. Everyone looked up at the Adam Wood with twitching lips.

Franky, Iceberg, and the rest of the shipwrights swallowed as they stared at all the Adam wood.

They were completely shocked, where did this even come from?

Franky felt the wood and said excitedly "Damn! I wasted 200 Million for nothing!" Nami glared at him and he added very seriously, "What I meant was, this is an opportunity to create the best ship known to man along with the Adam wood I have purchased for the Straw Hat crew with their money, knowing they would need a new ship. I can see the future."

Luffy's eye bulged "You can!?" Nami smashed his head in and shouted "Obviously he can't!" She waved the Gender Wand dangerously and Franky started sweating intensely with a serious look on his face.

Zoro shook his head and sighed, looking at his rusted sword sadly.

Tenshi handed Iceberg the Blueprints he got from the system and Iceberg's eyes jumped in shock. Franky looked at them and his eyes widened, he stared at them and muttered "Oh… Wow…"

Tenshi nudged Karin and said "Let Luffy bite you." Karin looked hesitant and said "I don't really want him to bite me…" Tenshi sighed and Karin held out her arm, saying "Don't bite my arm off!"

Luffy and the rest were stunned, Haku smiled, "This is a special Jutsu." Luffy didn't even hesitate, biting Karin's arm lightly.

Karin grunted as Luffy's wounds disappeared in an instant!

Everyone was dumbfounded, staring at him in shock!

Luffy let go and said "Hey! I feel better!" Tenshi rubbed Karin's head and nodded, "Mhm! That's my cute Server, Karin. I don't let just anyone bite her!" Nami frowned and narrowed her eyes, sure enough…

Tenshi turned face, saying "Now you owe me for the Adam wood and healing your captain." as he looked at Nami.

Nami's lips twitched and she waved her finger, "Involuntary." Tenshi corrected, "He bit her, she only suggested it." Nami grit her teeth, glaring at him. Tenshi snorted and said "To scam me… you're far too young! I scammed a guy for 20x market price!"

Nami clenched her fists, "You'll pay for this!" Tenshi snorted, "Sure…" as he held out his hand, curling his fingers. Nami slapped his hand and snorted, "I'm not paying, what are you gonna do?" Tenshi curled his lips and Nami felt her skin crawl.

A while later

Nami was shivering in anger as she wore a Maid uniform with cat ears. Zoro held his mouth shut, his eyes very serious. Robin covered her mouth and giggled. Chopper smiled innocently, "You look very cute, Nami!" Nami felt a bit better, Sanji was licking his lips over and over, wiping his mouth every second.

Karin was holding Chopper as Mocha laid on Robin's lap.

Luffy was sleeping, Franky was studying the blueprints with Iceberg, and Usopp was nowhere to be found… But Sogekinggu was here!

Haku crossed his arms looking at Sogeking who was singing and dancing on a stage, wondering where Sniper Island was…

Sogeking pointed at him, shouting "In your heart!" Haku was stunned, it is?!

Tenshi ignored them, looking at Sanji as he said seriously "Let's do this." Sanji wiped his pervy look off his face, turning as he lit a cigarette, "Alright."

Tenshi waved, Milk and Beans appeared on a table in between them, "We'll use my ingredients, this way you can't say I was cheating." Sanji snorted and poured some Milk, he sniffed before tasting a bit.

He licked his lips and said seriously "High Quality." Tenshi smirked, "Only the highest quality for my customers." Sanji opened a bag of beans, waving the smell into his nose. He closed his eyes and sniffed, "I see… Bitter with a hint of Dark Chocolate and a pinch of Hazel."

Tenshi raised his brows, this guy… he narrowed his eyes, this guy was good.

Sanji put the beans down and curled his lips, "Not too bad for a Femboy." Tenshi snorted, "Lucky guess." Sanji smirked and said "By hand?" Tenshi nodded, "I don't have my machine." Sanji was curious but held back, nodding.

Tenshi said "Karin, make two hotbeds of sand." Karin sealed before spitting out sand into two piles, she sealed and slammed the ground, raising the sand over stone tables before spitting fire inside the holes.

Haku brought over two metal jugs and two mortars.

Sanji and Tenshi started right away.

Tenshi grinded the coffee gently by hand as Sanji did the same.

However, Tenshi shook the milk first before pouring it in a jug and burying it in the sand. He poured the grinds into another jug before pouring in water and stirring gently. Sanji heated the milk, stirring it slightly before swirling the coffee jug itself.

Tenshi pulled out the milk and swirled it before looking at the coffee. He took it out and sniffed before swirling it around, putting it back in the sand and dragging it along in a circle.

A few seconds later

He poured out three cups, one Espresso, one Macchiato, and one Latte!

At the same time, Sanji was done!

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