79 Poor Uta...

The ship continued sailing on for a while

Tenshi continued as per usual, until they arrived at a strange island, completely ruined.

Tenshi looked out and tilted his head. There was nothing on the island for real!

Everything was in ruins and tatters, almost nothing on it at all!

Tenshi docked the ship and flew into the island, he passed over a ruined kingdom, looking at the ruins all over the place. How particular, he hadn't ever seen something like this before! The rubble was covered in vines and moss as though the land was reclaiming the island.

He continued inwards shooting off quickly before coming across something spectacular!

He saw a girl singing gently, she had half red and half light pink hair!

Tenshi's eyes lit up and he swooped down, snatching the girl before flying away.

Uta was dumbfounded!

One moment, you're singing happily.

The next, you're kidnapped!

Such is life.

Wait a minute!

Uta struggled angrily "What the hell are you doing?! Put me down, you!" Tenshi asked suddenly, "Are you sure? Very poor choice of words." Uta looked down and squealed, holding onto the full armored Tenshi quickly.

Tenshi chuckled softly and flew to his cafe, landing down.

Shyarly furrowed her brows, "You have a serious problem." Tenshi ignored her, smiling gently, "So this is where you're going to work from now on…" Uta struggled angrily "Absolutely not! I will not work anywhere, I'm going to be a Diva! World Famous! Plus, I hate pirates!"

Tenshi scratched his cheek, replying softly "Only World? Your vision is a bit shallow, right? Not to mention, who said I was a pirate?" Uta looked at him strangely, "Hey, hey, hey! What's your problem!?" Tenshi stepped back and released his Susanoo armor, replying "What do you mean? I don't have a problem."

Uta was angry, "You just kidnapped me! What do YOU mean!?" Karin sighed as she cleaned the tables, "You get used to it." Uta looked over at Karin's broken down spirit and shook her head like a rattle, "No way! Nuh-uh! I'm not getting Kidnapped! Heh! What now?" as she crossed her arms with a smug expression on her face.

Tenshi frowned slightly, a tough opponent… He suddenly had an idea and closed his eyes smugly, saying softly with crossed arms, "Well, you said I was a pirate. Pirates do what they want and take what they want. So therefore, I took you from that island and now you belong to me."

Uta was shocked, staring at Tenshi with wide eyes, "That's too reasonable! It's not fair at all!" Tenshi retorted gently "Well, that's too bad. Anyway, I have a music area just over here, follow me." Uta puffed her cheeks and tried to think of a way out, who would want to be kidnapped?

She snorted "I know Shanks!" Tenshi nodded, "Me too! He won't mind." before continuing, "So anyway, as I was saying. There's a Piano, a guitar, recently I added a violin and a microphone for the speakers. There's a bunch of sheet music so-"

Uta held out her hands, "Hold on!" Tenshi paused and looked at her in confusion, Uta said "Wait. Wait. Wait. I hate pirates and you're not a pirate, so therefore you can't borrow the rules to take what you want because otherwise I would hate you. So! That means that you can't take me if you want, and! Thusly, you must let me go! Heh!"

Tenshi froze, huh!? Why does that make sense? He shook his head and said "Well, it's too late. I can't unkidnap you, so you're stuck here… So anyway, like I was saying..." Uta was shocked and sighed, "I guess so." as she followed him.

Finally, Tenshi kidn- recruited a Musician!

Uta looked at the instruments and was shown the sheet music, her eyes lit up and she started reading them religiously, sitting on the piano chair.

An old guy ran into the cafe and shouted "Hey! Uta, are you alright?!" Uta smiled happily, waving "Hey! Yep! But I was kidnapped so." Gordon was horrified! Tenshi smiled, "Hello! Welcome to Hibari's, would you like a coffee?"

Gordon asked seriously "Did you kidnap, Uta-chan?!" Tenshi nodded with a smile, "Mhm, that's right." Gordon was stunned, that's right???

???

Uta nodded, "Mhm! So now I work here. That's how it works." Karin was shocked, "It is?!" Uta nodded seriously, "Of course!" Karin sighed to herself.

Alber's lips twitched as he watched the entire thing unfold. What a strange event.

Gordon was worried and asked "What about your dream?!" Uta punched her palm, "Well, it doesn't matter where, right?" Gordon was stunned, seems like that was right?

But he was worried about Tot Musica…

Tenshi wasn't worried at all, but he said "Oh! Your dream is…" Uta nodded and smiled happily, "I want to create a world of peace and happiness with my singing. I have a plan to bring everyone into a song of my own and let them live there forever!"

Everyone was dumbfounded, how do you get from A to B??

Tenshi nodded and smiled gently, explaining to everyone, "Uta's fruit sucks in the souls of people into a world where she is God. She can do anything and is essentially invincible. If she dies, all the souls inside the world will be stuck there forever, essentially dying in the real world."

Everyone was horrified in an instant!

Really! How the hell do you get from A to B?!

Tenshi sighed and shook his head, "Unfortunately, this plan is crazy. Uta, you're not allowed to do this." Uta was speechless and retorted angrily "I won't stop because of you!"

Tenshi sighed and fell silent.

Everyone paused and sighed, "Sorry, Uta…" Uta was confused for a moment… but she wasn't confused for much longer…

Tenshi opened his mouth and his most vicious weapon appeared once again, "Uta, first of all, this plan is crazy. If all the world is in your world, then there's nobody in the real world because you killed everyone. Not to mention, souls aren't everlasting! Also, where will I get my customers if they're all dead? This is ridiculous! I don't want monopoly money in a dream land full of fantasy and all that hokey pokey nonsense! I sell real coffee to real people, not fake soul coffee to fake soul people full of fake soul garbage!"

He snorted and went on, "Alright, let's say magically you die and succeed. What am I supposed to do? Sell my coffee to whom?! Plus, you're my musician now, I'm not going to let you die for such stupidity. Not to mention, you're a good appeal for customers. A nice voice, a nice appearance, potentially Multiversal Level Famous, this is a good hook for the cafe! How could I let you throw it all away for such a silly thing!?"

He shook his head, "It's like grabbing a chicken and tearing it in half to get an egg. Who does that? Only idiots! Roger is in the afterlife and even he can see how stupid this plan is. This is such a dumb idea, not even Luffy could come up with it! Even the Celestial Dragons want to know how you came to such a conclusion. Maybe they'll use it for some fun! You see how idiotic this is? Plus, you're too important for me. How many customers will come for Uta the Uber Famous Diva? Too many, if you die am i going to put your corpse up for display? Forget it, you're not Brooke, you're a normal girl."

He sighed, "The 5 Elders want to know your location for your heresy! How on Earth did you even think of something like this? I get that you're hearing voices in your head from Tot Musica but you listened? If I tell you to boil yourself like coffee grinds, are you gonna do it? Even Luffy doesn't bite his own hand while eating, and you're sitting here like 'HeH hEh Me mAkE FaKe wOrLd mAkE ReAl wOrLd gO BoOm!' Go about you grow up and forget about destroying the world for a second, if you destroy it do you know how many customers I'll lose?"

He groaned angrily, "The Other Universe is too small! They only have strange talking animals other than Ninja! Plus there's only like a Million People on that planet! Like come on! How am I supposed to make any money?! Here comes Uta, let's go to another world, more customers. Just forget it, I'm here now and I don't want to leave. So just give up on that ridiculous idea. So dumb, Tot Musica is almost as stupid as you for coming up with it! The original intention for world peace and happiness is very good, let's focus on that. If you want to destroy the Boku No Pico world, no problem. Anyway, don't be so dumb in the future or you'll end up like Karin. Just look at her! Jeez!"

Everyone was silent and Uta started crying, "You're so mean!" Karin was crying as well, "Why me?! What did I do?!" Tenshi smiled gently, "Nothing, Karin. You're perfect." Karin held her cheeks, "Oh? You really think so, Boss?" Tenshi nodded softly with closed eyes and Karin served customers happily.

Everyone's lips twitched.

So much for that…