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It's a sunny day in Philadelphia and it's raining in Africa truly a great day in the world it's almost as if the world itself rejoices at the death of one Mark Bornman.
Mark jumps up thinking it is a cool way of standing up in the morning and his luck ran out one morning when his duvet trips him up and as if karma itself has it out for him he breaks his neck on his mobile aircon.
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R.O.B.: ".. and I hope you a great life further as well Kevin."
With that sentence entering his ears? Mark regains consciousness and not yet having learned his lesson jumps up.
R.O.B.: "Oh, so the clown still has energy left. Well it doesn't matter I'm sure you're curious about the situation you find yourself in..." but before R.O.B. Could say anything further he was interrupted by the screaming of rejoicing and elation from Mark.
Mark: "YEEEEES!! (sing-song) I get to be reincarnated into a world of fiction, into a world of fiction, into a world of fiction. Can't touch this Tanana Na Na" To save us all from his horrible off-key singing I will omit the rest.
R.O.B. "Are you quite done?" Mark after an hour of rejoicing finally remembers that he still needs to get his wishes so he decides to engage the NPC in conversation. Mark: " (cough) Yes, thank you for being so patient with me, so I assume I'm gonna be reincarnated into a fictional world?" R.O.B. " What gobbledygook gave you that idea? (eye-roll) Yes, you're going to a fictional world."
Mark: "So do I get like wishes or something?" R.O.B.: "Yeah, you get wishes." Mark: "Great so how many?" R.O.B.: "Two, normally you get three but, YOU! Get two." After realizing that the Random Omnipotent being is angry, not understanding why though, he thinks to himself 'eh must be that time of the month' take note however this is a boy Omnipotent being and not a girl Omnipotent being.
Mark: "So which fictional world will I go to, can I choose or his more a roll of the dice type thing?" R.O.B.: "It's more spin of the wheel type thing and it spins for quite a long time so, spin it first and then we'll talk about what wishes you want." Mark approaches the wheel that appeared out of nowhere and spins it, but not before taking a look at some of the names of the places he could end up at and some of them he knew like the back of his hand and others he had never even heard the name of, for example, 'what the hell kind world's name is a song of fire and ice?'
R.O.B.: "Now, while the wheel is spinning let's hear your wishes." Mark ponders for a moment the possibility of him ending up in a world he knows nothing about and so he decides for his first wish to be something of insurance of sorts if he ends up in such a world and hey if he doesn't it still will benefit him greatly. Mark: "My first wish will be for Perfect memory as in never forgetting anything I've seen, heard or learned."
R.O.B.: "Fairly reasonable and because you showed restraint I will make it so the information is stored in your soul, thus mind readers won't be able to glean anything from your mind, though they might think you're an idiot because unless you specifically think of something in you're head it'll be complete and utter silence in there, though they wouldn't be wrong in that assumption."
Mark: "OOOOOkay, if at all possible can I for my second wish get a System? Pretty Please?" R.O.B.: "(eye twitching)Sure (malicious grin) you can get a System." Mark: " Yes (does an arm pump) tank you, you're the best."
R.O.B.: "It appears that the wheel is also finally coming to a stop and the world you're going to is called, 'Shower thought #396478', wow do you have bad luck."
Mark: "What, I've never heard of a world like that."
R.O.B.: "Of course you haven't if a person even starts thinking of a fictional world it gets added to our list whether they publish it or not whether they write it down or not it gets added to our list."
Mark: "Can I spin again or get some information about the world?"
R.O.B.: "Of course you can get information about the world, okay pay attention, they have Cultivation."
Mark: "huh" standing there in dumbfounded shock was one Mark Bornman
R.O.B.: "Next time don't call someone who holds your future in their hands an NPC. Have a safe trip, Mark."
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Mark takes control of a baby a few days after it's birth.
-Mark POV-
At least I have a System Just you wait I will have my revenge you bloody NPC
[System Intialising]
Yes, this is what I was talking about, give me my overpowered System.
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[A Fatal error has occurred please contact your system provider for assistance in how to restore your system functions to normality.
- With kind regards your Appraisal System]
