1 Prologue + Introduction

Prologue

"What? seriously?" "Yes, seriously." she glared at him, making him chuckle. "I can't believe this" "This can't be, Are you serious about this?" she asked, they nodded while smiling. "Yes!" she yelled. "I'm happy for both of you." she squeals out of excitement, but someone broke it, and she knows who it was. "Don't be jealous, my baby!" "We can be like them if you want?" he replied, smirking at her cute reaction. "Eww, what the hell Jazyle?" "Be tall, then we can be together, which will never happen." she mockingly said. "Ugh. You flat—" "JUST STOP CALLING ME FLAT WOULD YOU?!" she yelled, making him satisfied at her reaction, "AND I'M NOT FLAT, YOU'RE JUST SHORT THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T SEE MY MOUNTAINS!!!" "STOP CALLING ME SHORT YOU—" "THEN STOP CALLING ME FLAT!!!"

A never-ending war of a short guy and a flat girl (not really).....

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Luna- "I'm not flat you're just jealous because you're wearing padded bra bitch."

Jazyle- "Meet me at the janitor's locker. Let's see if I'm still tiny."

Bellatrix- "I love food, get out of my sight sluts."

Chade- "I'm gorgeous than you all, so shut your mouth."

Rosé- "Just be quiet, or else you can't have babies anymore."

Clyde- "Shut up. You're just a joke to your parents."

Chester- "I hate snake, so don't go near me."

Dawne- "My lips are softer than your skin, so don't kiss me, you asshole."

Cyrus- "Your boyfriend is a player, aye? meh, my IQ 148 isn't for nothing."

Theodore- "Hi, sis! I'm getting more handsome day by day. Gosh, God must have been so tired by making me this handsome."

Justinne- "Am I hot or cute asf?"

Lisa- "Be quiet, I'm trying to think about how to kill a mosquito, can't you see?"

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