Big Boy Stuff

"Oh what a day!" Kylo stated as he walked into his room "First we blow up three different planets and now I get to have a relaxing evening with the love of my *hic* life!"

Hux looked over Kylo and checked to see if he was ill. He seemed perfectly fine except for the fact he was very...tipsy? "Ren, are you drunk?" Hux asked suspiciously, even though he already knew the answer to his question.

"What?! No! Of course not! *hic* I have only had...maybe...oh..." Kylo's face immediately dimmed. At this point Hux was merely amused with the intoxicated man child.

"What? How many?" Hux asked fighting the urge to laugh. "Uh...I lost track after the seventh..." Kylo said. "Oh, Ren! Haha! You are one unintelligent human being, aren't you? Ha!" Hux gushed at the sight of his partner in such a condition. "Well, General why don't you join me?" Kylo mocked. He knew Hux would never eve- "Sure." Kylo looked at him in amazement. "Wait, you will?" Kylo clarified. "Well I have nothing important going on tomorrow." Hux said bluntly.

Kylo had forgotten that tomorrow was the day that everyone had off. There was one day out of every year that (almost) everyone had no responsibilities to worry about the next day. It was absolutely perfect. Hux normally didn't take off considering he was the General but with enough begging, Kylo made him reconsider. "Well, what did you bring with you?" Hux asked. "Uh...whiskey?" He knew Hux didn't drink whiskey but he thought he would give it a shot. "Whiskey? You must be out of your mind to think for a second that I would drink that." "Oh well, it was worth a try..." Kylo drifted off for a moment but was interrupted by Hux offering his choice of alcohol which was a sweet Cabernet. "Seriously? Cabernet? Why don't you try the big boy stuff every once in a while?" Kylo taunted. Hux starred him down. Of course he could handle whiskey! It just wasn't his...thing...."Oh fine! I will show you who is a big boy! Uh...well...not what I meant...bloody hell!"

Kylo giggled while he watched Hux grab the bottle of whiskey out of his hands and start chugging the whole thing. "Hux, don't do that!" Kylo warned but it was to late. Hux spat the harsh liquid out of his mouth and started coughing profusely. Kylo could only stand there and laugh his ass off. "Oh you moron! Haha! Man, you really don't know anything about liquor do you?" Hux looked at Kylo with blood shot eyes. "Oh for fucks sake Ren, help me!"

Kylo walked over to Hux in a painfully slow manner. He couldn't suppress his giggles, it was just to much. "Maybe you should stick to your Cabernet and leave me to the hard liquor?" Kylo just couldn't help making fun of him. "Yeah...maybe so...." Even though Hux had just swallowed what seemed like the devils blood, he did give Kylo a small grin. "I do believe I deserve an apology?" Kylo stated. "What? You deserve an apo- Fine. I'm sorry I didn't listen to you and I'm sorry I drank a shit ton of your whiskey." Hux said dryly but the grin remained on his face. "Thank you." Kylo glided over to Hux and gave him a sweet kiss that couldn't match any other. "You're welcome."