1 prologue

"hope it works" the teenager said with his fingers crossed

*Stab Stab*

"Are you an idiot kid?"

The man with pale skin red hair a pair of black horns and black wings in a buisness suit said

"Tch who are you didn't I get transported?"

I said while locking my violet eyes with his crimson eyes

"What transported? What do you expect when you stab yourself in the throat?"

The man said in disbelief

"Hmm according to the xx I am supposed to be reincarnated in the world of my choosing... How strange"

"..."

The man started at me in actual disbelief. The way a man looks at a women when she crash into him and starts to complain about how he's in the middle of the road, even though he is in the frikin corner

"Tch tch hey speak to me, so where is this and who are you supposed to be... Devil?"

I asked in an annoyed tone

"I wonder why you didn't ask earlier but... Sigh* you are dead and I am not devil I am a fallen god, THE MIGHTY RHIGOMBUS!!!"

"Sheesh no shouting, so I am dea- wait what!? Why? How? When? Where?"

How did I die? I was just casually trying to get isekai'd into another world. But death? No no no I can't die yet! Becaus-

Because

I still am a frikin vergin!!!!!!!

"I can't belief this guy"

Is this the end? I won't ever get to meet those anime characters? I didn't even get to have a crush let alone a girlfriend

Atleast i deserved to have a crush on someone. Loving her from afar bu-but why did this happen to me

"Hey kid are you done with this meaninglessness?"

The man asked in slight worries in his voice

"Oh yeah I am fine"

"Why do you actually sound fine?"

"Oh because I am fine, what's the point of worrying over something that happened in the past, now let's see what's there to see in the upcoming future"

'i can't believe this guy. Never in my entire life I have ever seen someone as stupid as this life form'

"So what am I supposed to do? Clean toilets in the hell or am I just going to be brunt alive?"

"Hold on why do you think I am going to make you do eighter?"

"Well... I know i didn't led a good life soooo.... I don't believe someone like me will even get to enter the gates of heaven"

"Atleast you are self aware... Sigh* I THE MIGHTY RHIGOMBUS ALLOWS YOU DEGENERATE THE REINCARNATE IN THE WORLD OF YOUR CHOOSING"

*DUN DUN DUN*

"Where did the dun dun dun sound effect came from?"

"That's what you are focusing on"

The man's face became closed flat eyes and flat closed mouth

"Oh so I get to reincarnate in the world of my choosing"

Yes yes yes now we are talking baby. Tunak tunak dun ta ta ta

"So do I get any wishes?"

I asked in my pitiful puppy in the rain voice

"You think I am a genie human?"

"Wow so stingy"

"Hmm should I not let you reincarnate"

"HOW DARE YOU MERE GOD TRIES TO REVOKE MY PERMISSION OF REINCARNATION!"

"Ayo did you really just said that to a god"

"Hehe I wanted to say that so I did no regrets in life ya know."

Is he not angry even after I clearly disrespected him on his face

"No I am not angry think of it like a kid being stingy to his parents for sweets"

"Ohhhhh so in this conversation I am a kid you are my parent and wishes are the sweets?"

"Yup"

"Please I only want one wish I just need a love meter please, pretty please"

I asked with joining my palms togather and my eyes closed

"Oh just that then I guess it won't hurt giving it to you"

"Wait really! Thank you!"

"Tell me fast which world do you wanna go in. I have other things to do as well"

Ok let me think for a while

I flicked my fingers and said

"In the Naruto anime world. As for the timeline i want to be in the same timeline as Kushina Uzumaki. Naruto's mother"

"Then that shall be it"

As soon as he said that my vision started to fade

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