Filthy

Konosuba Love Circle! My Unfathomable Love For Girls!~

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Where do I begin… I think they call this ruthless man… This Woman Buster. The woman buster likes to beat women daily, he'd do it from lovely women to rotting away old ladies! The woman buster though doesn't beat women publicly, they do it- in secret!

Kazuma pinches the bridge of his nose, almost wanting to hit his head with a brick. He can't believe he's saying this weird shit just to try and convince this guard to fuck off.

"Th-that's so vile! W-what else has this monster done?!"

Darkness asks with a bit too much enthusiasm in her voice, which caught Kazuma off guard again. There's something wrong with this guard… Is she here to do justice at all or is she just some cosplayer with weird fetishes…although as much as cosplayer would make sense. This is a fantasy world he's in despite the cool-looking things around him. There are bound to be some weird people into some really weird shit.

"He uh er- he-"

*SFX: Lightning

The woman buster would always hide his atrocious crimes! There's this one time where the woman buster was in a bar and he got so drunk, he busted 4 women with-

"With, er-" Kazuma tries to think.

Super magical powers of… women, there's no stopping this monster! Even though he's nowhere right now, he could be-

"I-I heard enough!" Darkness shouted out and Kazuma got startled.

Oh shit, did she catch on that Kazuma's just making a load of bullshit? Kazuma's asshole feels tight, and he's not in the mood to drop the soap… He shivers and holds his behind.

Darkness holds her sword's handle. "This woman buster… He must be stopped! I will make sure he never beats women ever again!!" said so with a big flustered look on her face before she bolted off to find this supposed woman buster.

Kazuma facepalms. "Oh god, I just made it worse. Now she's going to go around and ask more sensible people and they're gonna tell her I'm a woman beater! Fuck! I hate being a man!"

Kazuma sees Aqua get out of the shower and he walks over there.

"So are you going limit your drinking or-"

"Stop? Pft~ it's just one little accident Kazuma! I'll make sure to vomit NOT on my clothes this time!" Aqua said with confidence. She's a little sober, but still a bit drunk to say stupid things.

Kazuma sighs as he pats her on the back. "Okay then…"

The goddess just gives off a small laugh as Kazuma rolls his eyes. Well, it's not like Kazuma dislikes it anyways. While drunk Kazuma can take a bit of a closer look at what those sweet cheeks of hers have to show.

"Anyways, we still have a day ahead of us," Kazuma says as he points at the barn. "We should probably get your clothes dry first."

"Oh pfft Kazumaa I can go around the place in my pajamas just prettyy nicely~ And besides, I'm a goddess, remember? I can just wash em like it's nothin! And houndin' to hauheheee."

Kazuma grabs Aqua's hand as he walks back to where they're currently staying. It's a farmhouse, and it's quite a shitty place to sleep at. But it's all they got for now.