Cat Shtick

Konosuba Love Circle! My Unfathomable Love For Girls!~ as a boy, but I'm a girl, really!

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"You gods carry wallets?" Kazuma asks with a confused look.

"Of course we do! Where do you think we store our money?"

Kazuma shrugs. "Maybe on the ground or something?"

"I'm not a dragon Kazuma, but either way I don't keep my money on the floor."

Kazuma was about to ask something again but keeps it to himself. "Anyways, we still don't have money. What are we gonna do? You heard the hot blonde at the desk, it isn't like in my world where you just need some papers, not money you can't even earn in the first place. But I mean, we can always beg."

Aqua looked around before spotting an old man. "Aha! I got a plan, just watch, maybe you can learn a thing or two from this goddess" Aqua snickers as she walked to the old fart, leaving Kazuma all alone. He sighs. He wonders if Aqua's gonna woo or rob the old man.

If it's wooing, she wanna see more of that goddess's ass.

*SFX: Scratch scratch

? Kazuma looks down at the table and is surprised to see a familiar face.

"Huh? Why hello there little one, didn't expect you to follow me." He says as he tries to lower his hands to the table but suddenly it backed off. "No scratches?" Kazuma asks as he looks back to Aqua, who seems to have trouble talking with the old man it seems.

Kazuma lowers his head and looks at the cat girl under the table. "Why'd you follow kitty?" He says trying to make it approach him, although that doesn't seem to work as he thinks for a second. "Hm, maybe there's another apple around here."

Kazuma looks at Aqua again, who's now on her knees. "Hmm eh, she'll be fine." Kazuma stood up and walked over to the bench before walking outside and making sure the little cat girl is following. Which it is it seems like.

He then thinks about what to do to get another red juicy apple. The first time was just gods blessing. But before he could even finish what he was thinking something shoved him as he was now suddenly holding a pouch which he hides behind his back when a few people ran past him. He looks at them run before he looks a bit closer at the pouch he just managed to have in his hands. Stealing isn't even an option in his head.

…15 coins? Oh wow, this must be a lot. Back in the 90's you can get whores for a dollar.

After walking for a bit, the little cat girl gets another apple. Kazuma smiled as he looks back at the guild. "I guess I should go back to Aqua. Don't want her missing me too much, otherwise, she's gonna want to be with me at all times."

… "Hm is that even bad?"

Kazuma walks back to the guild as he stores the pouch he's holding.

The little cat girl looks back at Kazuma and just… stares.

-End Of Volume 1: Trash Boy Girl Boy