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Kisame

Reborn as Kisame, I kidnapped and robbed, didn’t pay my debts, beat up the elderly, bullied children, attacked others without telling the truth, and often killed my superiors and employers… But I know that I am a good ninja. ____________________________________________ support me for additional chapters in patreon: patreon.com/dragonNEET _______________ This is not my novel, I am just translating it. The cover image is not mine. The original title: Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

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"I will be reading the script, call me if you need anything."

After saying that Kisame walked into the study.

A few hours later.

After reading the script, Kisame finally knew why Director Yamamoto had to ask him to play the villain.

The name of the film is "Sharks on the Beach", and the subject matter is as director Yamamoto said, it is a disaster romance film.

The villain played by Kisame on the surface is the President of a shipping company, but behind the scenes he is the boss of the mafia, who violates the law and commits crimes through violence and embezzles the property of other companies and individuals.

He's a big bad guy who looks sanctimonious, but is actually doing all kinds of evil.

The character played by Kisame was able to become the boss of the mafia because he was an evil and powerful ninja.

In the play, he signed a summoning contract with man-eating sharks in the deep sea, and manipulated them to attack fishermen and passenger ships at sea, and then controlled the sea routes.

Recently, this villain has taken a fancy to a beautiful seaside beach, and wants to steal it and develop sea-view real estate.

So, he used ninjutsu to create a tsunami, and summoned man-eating sharks, that mixed in the tsunami and went ashore to attack beach tourists.

His wishful thinking was to keep tourists away after a major casualty accident, and then take the opportunity to buy this beach at a low price.

Kisame not only has the appearance and temperament of the villain, but also can create a tsunami effect with water ninjutsu, and can even summon hordes of sharks.

Therefore, he became the perfect villain in director Yamamoto's mind.

As for the male protagonist, Fuji plays the role of a young navigator and the owner of this beach.

He is Kind, brave, positive and optimistic. He vowed to guard the beach from the bad guys.

Tsunade, the heroine, came to the beach by accident, and was inadvertently involved in the struggle between the hero and villain. In the process, she falls in love with Fuji and finally defeats the villain, Kisame together.

It's such a cliché story.

Kisame originally thought that the plot would be more exaggerated, similar to movies like "Jaws".

However, considering that the development of the film industry in this world, that has just started, it is not bad to have this plot.

Moreover, the biggest selling point of this movie is Tsunade's starring.

Due to her, at least in the box office of Konohagakure and the Land of Fire, it will be a hit.

"Kisame-sama, dinner is ready."

There was a soft knock on the door by Yukino who invited him to dinner.

"Okay, I'll be right there." Kisame closed the script and walked out.

After a warm and hearty dinner.

Kisame returned to the study, continued to pick up the script, and memorized the villain's lines.

As a ninja, since taking over this task, he must complete it with the most serious and professional attitude.

This is the self-cultivation of a ninja.

The night passed by without any problems.

Early next morning, after eating breakfast carefully prepared by Yukino, Kisame went to the hotel, set off with the crew, and went to the beach for filming.

On the way, Kisame asked Director Yamamoto and learned that the time taken for the movie "Sharks on the Beach" is expected to take two to three months.

It's quite a long time.

So Kisame decided that during this period of time, in addition to filming, he should focus on fitness and training.

'I will transform my body by tapping into my potential, and try to double my current chakra volume!'

His current body, after absorbing several ninja swords one after another, has approached the limit of its capacity.

In a short period of time, he will not be able to swallow a new ninja sword, as there is a danger of him being burst open.

This time, the filming task gave Kisame a sufficient and calm time, allowing him to further improve the strength of his muscles in an orderly manner.

In this way, he can reach the peak of his physical fitness sooner and earlier.

Soon after, the group arrived at the shooting location.

This is a stretch of seaside beach. The sun, seabirds, fishing sails, and the sea breeze blow slowly, bringing the unique salty taste of seawater, which makes people's body and mind return to nature.

Under the order of Director Yamamoto, the staff were busy setting up the scene, and Tsunade, the female lead, was called to the director to explain the first scene.

"What, you want me to wear a swimsuit?"

Tsunade frowned at the swimsuit handed over by a female staff member.

It was a white swimsuit with less fabric, so it would definitely be very revealing.

Tsunade cannot accept it.

"Tsunade-sama, the heroine you play is the one who comes to the beach to bask in the sun. She must be wearing a swimsuit."

Director Yamamoto tried his best to persuade and tried his best to convince Tsunade.

If she can wear this swimsuit, it will be a big selling point for the movie, and it will definitely attract a lot of people to the cinema.

When Fuji saw this, his eyes flashed, he walked up from the side, and pulled Yamamoto away:

"Director, since Tsunade doesn't like it, don't force her. With Princess Tsunade's figure, she will look good in anything she wears."

"...Okay." Director Yamamoto had no choice but to give up when he heard the words.

Tsunade gave Fuji a thankful look, and her impression of the latter got a little better.

Fuji was ecstatic in his heart.

Not far away.

"Ho...ho!"

Kisame was panting heavily, propped himself on the ground with two fingers, and did hundreds of push-ups in a row.

Today's shooting continues till evening, and it's still early, so on the set, he seizes every opportunity to exercise like no one else.

After all, for Kisame, training is the right thing to do.

The first filming of the first act of "Sharks on the Beach" begins.

Although Tsunade didn't wear a swimsuit, she made a compromise and didn't wear her green trench coat with the word "gambling" printed on the back.

Instead, it was replaced with a white vest and a pair of blue skinny jeans, which perfectly highlighted the thrilling body curve, making the crew members, both men and women, stunned.

The plot of the first act is simple.

The general idea is that Tsunade comes to the beach to bask in the sun, but because she was too beautiful, she was harassed by a group of gangsters who are under Kisame.

At a critical moment, the male protagonist, Fuji, came on stage, staged a heroic rescue of beauty, and chased away the gangsters. The hero and heroine met and became friends.

Since it was the first time shooting, and that Tsunade had no experience of being a damsel in distress, she was unable to act properly.

Most of the scenes were not filmed until dusk.

During the period, after Kisame finished his fitness workout, he had a meal and took a bath, and then received a notification from the staff to let him change his clothes.

He, the villain, is finally about to make his debut.

The scene right now is a coastal sandy beach at dusk.

The gorgeous sunset dyes half of the sky red, and the sea under the sunset is sparkling and golden. The gentle sea breeze swims with the waves, sending the waves to the soft beach.

Beautiful.

Fuji winked at Director Yamamoto.

Yamamoto immediately understood, and quickly raised his voice and said:

"There is a sunset now, the scenery is just right, and the kiss scene will start immediately. The scene will be very beautiful."

"So fast?" Tsunade was taken aback and seemed a little caught off guard.

"Tsunade-sama, it's not fast at all. According to the plot, you and Fuji-dono fell in love at first sight on the beach." Director Yamamoto explained with a smile.

"…All right."

Tsunade reluctantly agreed.

The so-called kiss scene, of course, can't be real, but a dislocation kiss.

However, for Tsunade, who was acting on her first day, to have such close and intimate contact between her and a strange man still made her feel very resistant in her heart.

But in order to pay off her gambling debts, she, who had already received sky-high wages, could only endure it.

'When I win back all the money I lost from the gambling table, I will never do this kind of grievance to myself again.'

Tsunade swore silently in her heart.

On the other side.

Kisame, who had changed his clothes, walked out of the dressing room temporarily built by the crew.

Short hair, tough facial features.

A black suit with a white shirt and a light blue tie. At the chest, there is also a golden shark brooch.

Suits are not suitable for people who are too thin or too fat.

Only well-proportioned, and tall men can bring out the most of it.

It just so happens that Hoshigaki Kisame is such a person.

He stood by and waited for a while, reciting the lines repeatedly in his mind, and quickly entered the play.

He put himself in the villain's perspective.

Seeing Tsunade and Fuji wiggling over there, Kisame got a little impatient, and turned to ask the staff next to him, "Is it time for me to play?"

The staff member glanced at Director Yamamoto, who nodded, indicating that Kisame can appear.

The plot here is when the male and female protagonists are about to kiss each other, the villain suddenly appears to do bad.

Such twists and turns of the plot can whet the audience's appetite and make the story seem ups and downs.

"Tsunade-sama, come closer, look more affectionate, and think of Fuji-dono as your first love."

Director Yamamoto directed off-site.

Fuji was ecstatic in his heart, looking at the beautiful and unparalleled Tsunade in front of him, he stretched out his hands eagerly, trying to wrap his arms around the latter's slender waist...

It's logical to take advantage of this situation.

At this time.

Kisame stepped on the beach with one foot, raised the other foot, and used the polished black leather shoes to tip up the beach soccer ball next to him, and aimed at Fuji's ass.

A powerful kick was sent out.

'Swish.'

The football whizzed through the air, drawing a beautiful arc with unparalleled precision.

'Bang.'

Fuji's pupils shrank sharply, there was a sharp pain in his buttocks, and his body lost his balance, as he stumbled forward.

Tsunade was startled and moved away.

Fuji suddenly fell on the beach in a standard dog-eating posture.

"Who?!"

He immediately got up, furious, what kind of thing without eyes attacked him.

Looking back he saw Kisame whistling, with his hands in his pockets, and appeared with a group of younger brothers in suits and sunglasses.

"Sorry, we played beach volleyball here and accidentally kicked the ball over to you. Are you alright?"

Kisame walked in front of Fuji, looked down at him, and showed a smile.