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Kisame

Reborn as Kisame, I kidnapped and robbed, didn’t pay my debts, beat up the elderly, bullied children, attacked others without telling the truth, and often killed my superiors and employers… But I know that I am a good ninja. ____________________________________________ support me for additional chapters in patreon: patreon.com/dragonNEET _______________ This is not my novel, I am just translating it. The cover image is not mine. The original title: Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

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'Creak.'

After putting the Mizukage hat on the table, Kisame did not take the seat immediately, but used a pair of dead fish eyes to swipe around the conference room.

In the end, his eyes stayed on Danzo sitting right to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he walked straight to Danzo.

"Is this the person who wanted to assassinate me just now?"

Kisame pointed at Danzo with his finger, glanced at Sarutobi Hiruzen, and asked knowingly.

"What do you want?"

Danzo said solemnly. Facing Kisame who was close to him exuding a strong sense of oppression, he was very calm, sitting on the chair as still as a mountain.

"Clap!"

Hearing this, Kisame raised his big fan-like hand without saying a word, and slapped Danzo hard, crisp and loud.

"You…"

Danzo was immediately shocked and angry, and just as he uttered a word from his mouth, he was slapped back by Kisame again on the other half of the face.

'Clap clap clap.'

Kisame slapped Danzo's old face more than a dozen times in a row, he slapped the latter so dizzy that he was about to pass out, and then he didn't stop.

In the process, most of the others in the conference room looked on the sidelines after their initial surprise.

Danzo's popularity in the village was not good. Over the years, he used the power in his hand to forcibly recruit many excellent ninjas from major families and joined the Root to serve him.

The style of his subordinates has already caused a lot of dissatisfaction.

Therefore, seeing the wicked Danzo being beaten up, many people felt very happy and let out a bad breath.

Sarutobi Hiruzen witnessed Danzo being slapped in the face from close range, and opened his mouth several times to speak, but he finally held back and did not speak.

On the other side, Homura and Koharu were so frightened that their faces were pale and silent, and they dared not say a word.

"Ho...ho...

Danzo lowered his head and gasped, like a wounded beast, the humiliation and anger in his heart could not be quelled.

Because Kisame had slapped too hard, Danzo's entire face was visibly swollen to the naked eye, and the bandage on his right eye was also loosened, and it looked like it was about to fall off.

Danzo hurriedly blocked it with his hand, as if his right eye under the bandage was priceless.

Kisame sneered when he saw this scene, turned his head and said to Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Thrird Hokage, remember to take care of your dog in the future. If you can't take care of it, I will discipline it for you, as I am a warmhearted person."

After speaking, under the embarrassed expression on Sarutobi Hiruzen's face, Kisame returned to his seat and sat down.

Negotiations are about to begin.

"Fifth Mizukage, tell me about your conditions."

Hiruzen Sarutobi pressed his elbows on the table, crossed his hands, stared at Kisame with a serious face, and spoke first.

"Then I'll get straight to the point. I don't want Konoha's land cut, nor Konoha's war reparations, because I'm not interested in these things."

Kisame crossed his chest with his arms and leaned back on the chair with a smile.

As soon as this remark came out, the Konoha ninjas in the conference room suddenly talked a lot.

All the ninja wars, in the final analysis, are all about competing for resources. The top officials of Konoha, headed by Sarutobi Hiruzen, had already prepared for the spitting blood, but Kisame did not want to take the compensation.

Is there such a good thing?

"Then what do you want?" Hiruzen Sarutobi asked, frowning tightly.

"I have three conditions in total, listen carefully."

Kisame stretched out three fingers, thought for a moment, and made the first request, "I want to enter Konoha's forbidden jutsu library and copy the ninjutsu I like at will."

When Sarutobi Hiruzen heard it, his face couldn't help but change. He didn't expect that as soon as Kisame talked, the lion opened his mouth and took a fancy to the most precious thing in Konohagakure.

Yes. For any ninja village, compared to money and land, ninjutsu knowledge is actually the most valuable.

An A-level or S-level secret jutsu is enough to make a small, obscure clan develop into a powerful ninja clan.

In Konoha's forbidden jutsu library, a large number of advanced ninjutsu and kinjutsu are stored, which is a place that many Konoha ninjas dream of visiting once.

For example, Namikaze Minato, the Flying Thunder God jutsu he gained from that place, led him from a commoner ninja to becoming a famous yellow flash in the ninja world.

"What, is there a question? Thrird Hokage, I hope you will answer me after you think about it carefully."

Kisame stared at Sarutobi Hiruzen with a burning gaze, making no secret of the threat in his tone.

As soon as he came up, he showed his sincerity and claimed that he would not cede land and pay compensation, which made the other party breathe a sigh of relief. In this case, if Konoha refuses the next request they will look shameless.

Therefore, after Kisame took the initiative to make a concession, he immediately asked Konoha for what he wanted most, and did not give Sarutobi Hiruzen a chance to refuse.

"...Okay, I agree to your terms."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was silent for a moment, and finally agreed to the request. He told himself in his heart that for the sake of peace and for the sake of the villagers, he must be patient.

"Hokage-sama is really forthright. It seems that this negotiation, which symbolizes peace, will soon end happily."

Kisame praised Hiruzen Sarutobi, paused his tone deliberately, and then put forward a second condition.

"Then, my second condition is that I hope to share the research results of the first Hokage cells."

Kisame said slowly.

As soon as these words came out, many people present showed expressions of surprise.

As known by all, the first Hokage Senju Hashirama died more than 30 years ago, and the remains were buried long ago. How can his cells remain active after many years?

Is there such a study in the village? It sounds incredible.

However, when Danzo and Orochimaru heard these words, they looked at each other in panic, and their expressions changed at the same time.

"The Fifth Mizukage is really well-informed. We have indeed conducted this research in private, but unfortunately, I cannot agree to your request."

This time, Sarutobi Hiruzen shook his head and rejected Kisame.

"Why?" Kisame narrowed his eyes.

"Because the research project on the Hashirama cells was started during the Second Ninja World War, and it lasted for several years, but it still failed. After that, I ordered the termination of this research to avoid causing bigger losses."

Sarutobi Hiruzen said truthfully, with a bit of regret in his tone.

"Third Hokage, do you think I'm a fool?"

Kisame sneered and raised his voice, "According to the information I have, Orochimaru and Danzo have never stopped researching the Hashirama cells. They have conducted a lot of human experiments over the years and have achieved significant results. One of them is your right hand man and the other is your most proud disciple, but you the third Hokage don't know about it? Stop acting."

"What?!"

When Sarutobi Hiruzen heard this, a storm surged in his heart. Although he guessed that Orochimaru and Danzo were carrying the tests behind his backs and making small moves in private, he could not find any evidence.

"Danzo, Orochimaru, what's going on?"

He questioned them sharply in public.

Orochimaru was silent.

Danzo was still stubborn, and he slapped the table and snorted coldly: "Hiruzen, he is lying. He is slandering me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a terrifying aura behind him. Looking back, Kisame appeared behind him.

"Hey-hey."

Kisame smiled, and under Danzo's terrified eyes, he tore off the latter's shirt as soon as he reached out, exposing Danzo's upper body to everyone.

On Danzo's right shoulder, there is a face, and the facial features are exactly the same as those of the first Hokage Senju Hashirama.

"Tell me, what is this? Isn't it the transplanted Hashirama cells?"

Kisame knew what to do, and shot a chakra wire from the index finger of his right hand, tying Danzo's body firmly, making it impossible for him to resist.

Then, he pressed Danzo on the table, so that everyone present could see the face clearly.

Of all the people, the one who reacted the most was undoubtedly Tsunade.

She stood up at once, staring at the face on Danzo's right shoulder, shock and disbelief written all over her beautiful face.

"Tsunade, they dug up your ancestral grave, desecrated your grandfather's body, dismantled him into pieces for research, and kept it from you."

Kisame looked at Tsunade with pity on his face, and mocked lightly, "It seems that this elder of Konoha really used the Senju clan as nourishment, and even the dead bodies of those from decades ago were not spared. They squeezed the last bit of value out of it. I'm curious, what will happen to you, the so-called Princess of Konoha, in the end?"

Hearing this, Tsunade clenched her fists unknowingly and looked blankly at Hiruzen Sarutobi.

"Tsunade, things are not what you think..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen hurriedly explained, but the more he explained, the paler he became.

Kisame was still continuing the "show", and when he moved his index finger, he cut open the bandage on Danzo's right eye, revealing what was hidden under it.

It is a Sharingan with three commas.

Seeing this eye, the people of the Uchiha clan couldn't sit still and stood up one after another.

Then, with Danzo's screams ringing in the hall, Kisame plucked the eye and looked at it in his hand.

"If I'm not mistaken, this is Uchiha Kagami's eye, right? I heard that he inherited the will of fire from the second Hokage, and loves the village more than anyone. Such a Uchiha who is loyal to Konoha. A genius, but died at the hands of his companions, even his eyes were taken away, and he died young at the age of twenty-five. Should we say that he is pitiful, or the Uchiha clan is pitiful."

He muttered a few words to himself, and it fell into the ears of everyone in Uchiha clan, and it was another bolt from the blue to everyone.

At that time, Uchiha Kagami was one of the best geniuses in the clan, and he was also a teammate of Sarutobi Hizan, Shimura Danzo, Koharu, and Homura.

In the process of performing the task, he used his Sharingan to help his companions out of the predicament many times.

But in the end, not only did he die inexplicably, but his teammates transformed into Konoha's four-member elders group, enjoying the glory and power.

Now, the truth has been revealed, making the Uchiha clan extremely angry.

They all looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen and other high-level Konoha elders, their eyes full of hatred and anger.

After playing with the Uchiha Kagami's Sharingan for a while, Kisame put it into a test tube and threw it to an elder Uchiha across the conference table.

"I think you Uchiha's should also create a caged birds seal like the Hyuga clan. Otherwise, sooner or later, your Sharingans will be stolen and robbed by Konoha executives, what do you think?"

Kisame kindly made this suggestion to the Uchiha clan, further inciting the hatred and confrontation between the Uchiha and Konoha.

Then, he returned to his seat, sat down again, and said to Hiruzen Sarutobi again:

"Let me reiterate the second condition: I want a batch of transplantable Hashirama cells, is there any problem?"

"...Okay, I promise you."

Sarutobi Hiruzen became more and more exhausted. He even ordered Anbu to dispatch collectively, led by Minato Namikaze, to check all the secret bases and laboratories of the roots within the range of Konoha Village.

"In this way, there is only one last condition left. Third Hokage, with the joint efforts of you and me, the dawn of peace between Kirigakure and Konoha is getting closer."

Kisame once again praised Sarutobi Hiruzen, and after pondering for a while, he made his last request.

He raise his finger and finally... pointed to Tsunade.

"My third condition is to take this woman away."

This condition proposed by Kisame was even more unexpected than the previous two. As soon as he finished speaking, everyone's eyes turned to Tsunade.

Tsunade was originally thinking of her grandfather who had been dead for many years due to the matter of the Hashirama cells.

At this time, after hearing that, she raised her head suddenly, the expression on her face contained surprise, puzzlement and anger.

Faced with the third condition, before Sarutobi Hiruzen could speak, Jiraiya couldn't sit still and asked.

"Hoshigaki Kisame, what do you mean? What do you want to do to Tsunade?"

He couldn't suppress the anger in his heart and looked directly at Kisame, thinking that the other party must be malicious, coveting Tsunade's beauty and body.

"Jiraiya, do you think I'm as perverted as you? When you see a beautiful woman, all you can think about is dirty things."

Kisame looked at Jiraiya with contempt, and sneered casually, "By the way, did you learn your peeping jutsu from your teacher? I heard that the third Hokage often use the telescope jutsu to peep at the women of Konohagakure. Among some people he is privately known as a lecherous old man. The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, both of you master and apprentice, you both have peeped at Tsunade bathing, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of everyone in the conference room became strange, and the faces of the master and apprentice, who were ridiculed by Kisame in public, were even more embarrassing.

Jiraiya was also at a loss for words, because he really peeped at Tsunade taking a bath, and was severely injured by the latter, almost losing his life.

Sarutobi Hiruzen became anxious, and said sharply to Kisame: "Fifth Mizukage, please don't talk nonsense, I have never done such a thing!"