When He or She Tries To Win Your Cold Heart / Confession

TW: Kaguya-sama: Love is War scenes remade to Karma and Y/N and the edit above has flashing lights. You have been warned. - Miw

Karma and Y/N, two sadistic and prideful bitches won't give up on their pride. They will try to win the other over and make them confess. But this time there will be results in one chapter not like 3 seasons or maybe it will end up not confessing to each other ...

~7 DAYS TILL VALENTINES~

"Okay, I just have to put it in..." Y/N thought looking at Karma's shoe locker. Before you came here you watched five different girls with chocolates in their hand and put it in his shoe locker. "Y/N, you can do this. Your an assassin, you can kill." You made the chocolate yourself, so it wasn't store bought. You was shaking, until you mustered up the courage to open his locker... "Ohayo Nagisa-kun!" Karma said which made you jump and run away not closing the locker. You hid behind the line of lockers and accidentally squished the chocolates. You mentally cursed and just eavesdropped on their convo. "Ohayo Karma." Nagisa said with a smile. "Why are you in the main building? Gonna give chocolates to a special someone?" Karma said with wavy eyebrows. "Sadistic A-hole, you know he likes Kayano." You thought. "I was just here to return a book, even if we don't study in this building. We're still students from the same school." Nagisa replied taking out the books from his bag that he brought from the library and showing them to Karma. "Oh, okay. Looks like Straight A's got a lot of chocolates this year." Karma said looking at Asano's locker filled with sweets. "Wait, that's Asano's shoe locker!?" You started mentally dancing that you didn't put the chocolates in. "Well then, let's go to the library Nagisa-kun." Karma said walking ahead. "H-hai." Nagisa said walking over to Karma.

Results: Y/N wins _For not giving chocolates to the wrong person_

~6 DAYS TILL VALENTINES~ Karma POV

"Hey guys!" Kayano said walking up to the whole class. We just finished training again and we were all tired, well except me and Y/N. "Why don't we decide on a place to go to on Valentines day!" Kayano said cheerfully which made everyone look at here. "Sure, why not?" Sugino said. "So where are we going?" Nakamura said sitting on the grass with everyone. Kayano was sitting in between me and Y/N, just great. But I do have a suggestion. The Valentines Festival, they are held every year and it's the most romantic place in all of Tokyo. I am just gonna woo Y/N with my charm. "We should go to a fes-" "Beach." Y/N interrupted. "A beach? Really? We should go to a festival." I said making her chuckle.

Y/N POV

"Beach filled with life. It would be perfect seeing as I am the curviest person here, I have no problem with showing of my body in a bikini. No offence Kaguya -san." I thought slightly smirking, drinking from my cup. Ever since my mom heard I was going somewhere without a guard, she sent the strongest butler we have. Cute but overly dramatic, still love ya mom. "The Beach would be great, nice scenery and it would be romantic for Nagisa, Kayano and other secret couples we have." I said smiling sweetly.

Third Person

Karma: It's crowded, how can we have peace and quiet?

Y/N: We could use 10 of the F/N private beaches.

Karma: There are sharks.

Nagisa: When was he scared of sharks?

Y/N: I could hire a great shark hunter. Then we could have shark fin soup for dinner.

Karma: We could get sunburnt, that wouldn't be good. Right?

Y/N: We could use the Family Dermatologists, for after skin care. We could also use expensive sunscreen. Gotta take care of the skin.

Y/N smirked and did another mental happy dance. "Well we gotta buy swimsuits again. Ahhhhh, so tiring." Nakamura said yawning. "Bet you would look ugly in that swimsuit." Karma said horns showing. Y/N spat her drink and Karma got an idea.

Karma: I get to see Y/N in a swimsuit!

Y/N: If he insulted my swimsuit look, I'd die!

"Let's go to the festival. The beach has sharks, it's crowded and you could get sunburnt." Y/N said still thinking of the thought of Karma insulting her swimsuit. "But I thoug-" Maehera was cut off. "The festival is a great idea, just stop thinking of the beach." Y/N said, her cup still shaking. "Well okay, let's go to the festival!" Koro-sensei said waving his hands in the air.

Results: Karma wins _Will get to see Y/N in a yukata_

~5 DAYS TILL VALENTINES~ Third Person

"Why are you holding cat ears?" Okuda asked Kayano who held a bunch of cat ears . "Well maybe we can wear these to match out yukata!" Kayano said putting one on, making Nagisa look away. "Why do we even need to wear one?" Y/N said looking at Kayano with an expressionless face. "Awwww, you think it won't match you?" Karma said taunting her. "No, it's just a waste of time and space in the world." Y/N replied glaring at Karma and instantly looked away. "Oh come on Y/N, let's wear themmmm." Kayano said pulling her into the big group of girls. "Do I have to?" Y/N said wanting to be freed. "Yeah you do." Rinka said while all the other girls nodded in agreement. "Okay fine fine." Y/N replied as the boys just stared at the ruckus.

"Alright, almost there... DONE!" Toka said clapping her hands like she made a masterpiece. "Yep, you look perfect." Yukiko said while everyone nodded in agreement. "Ummm, hello? Are you gonna show us?" Maehera said, they were hesitant at first but gave in and pushed Y/N against her will. "Owww, guy's that was just rude." Y/N said then turned around to see the boys staring. "Oh hi." Y/N said and walked to the circle of girls. "KaWAiiiiiii!!!!!" Karma thought while smiling uncontrollably. Karma pinched his thigh to think it would make him stop, it did work for that stage. "Nyah... Like that?" Y/N said in front of the boys and girls. "Kawai, right?" Nakamura said to Karma who is barely holding on. "Yeah, she looks the same." Karma said pinching himself harder. "EhHhHhHH, that's what he thinks of this?" Y/N thought about to die from embarassment. "Oi! She looks great! Why don't you wear this!" Nakamura said grabbing a pair of cat ears. "Come here! Praise her more!" Nakamura struggled to say while she pinned Karma down on the ground and tried to put the cat ears on.

Karma got up and dusted of himself, while the others just stared. "K-KAWaiiiiiiiii!!!" Y/N thought not being able to calm herself. "Ahhh, kawaii. Go stand beside Y/N. Imma take a photo of you both." Nakamura said as the rest of the class pushed them together. "If she takes a photo, I get to have a picture of Y/N in cat ears. But she will have blackmail for me..." Karma thought until he had the answer that will save his pride and status.... "Come on Y/N, let's take a picture." Karma said not being able to hide his blush and just stare at her and Y/N did the same. "I can't seem to look away." They both thought as their faces went closer. "They look like they'll kill each other! Kayano!" Rinka said to Kayano as Kayano nodded in agreement. "I am confiscating these!" Kayano said taking the cat ears. For a swift moment they stared like they have been a couple for years. That's why they both spread apart.

Results: Karma wins _Because he got a picture of Neko Y/N_

~4 DAYS TILL VALENTINES~ Third Person

"You have to pump it once, and whoever reaches the limit loses!" Kayano said smiling as the lunch bell rang. "Ehhhhh?" All the girls were either blushing or just confused. "Why don't we play it?" Terasaka said looking confident. "Yes, why don't we!" Sosuke said right after him. "Sure why not?" All the innocent or not horny asf boys said. "Yey for daring boys!" Kayano said jumping up and down. Terasaka and his group except Itona sat down as Kayano grabbed her bag and pulled out a balloon and a balloon pump. "That's what she meant?! We're out." Terasaka and his group said and left. "Phew, I thought you had a dirty game at first." Nakamura said to Kayano as Kayano just look at her in confusion. The other either backed out or had to eat or do something else.

"So the order is Karma, Y/N, Nakamura, Me and Nagisa!" Kayano siad cheerfully as she set everything up. Karma just backed up to stare at Y/N. "We didn't have any progress and Valentines is coming up." Karma thought getting lost in his thoughts. "Oi, Bakabane." Y/N said not looking at him. "It's you first right?" She said now finally looking at me. "Yeah, why?" Karma said nomally. She turned to the balloon "Then pump it, dumbass." Y/N said as her butler, Ging left for errands.

Karma: "So I guess this is a simple game, no punishment. *pump* *pump*. Well the punishment is the balloon exploding on your face."

Y/N: "I never played a game, like pumping a balloon for no reason. *pump* *pump*"

Nakamura: *pump* *pump* *pump*

Kayano: *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump*

Karma: "Ehhhhh? YOUR REALLY PUMPING IT UP?!"

Kayano: "Hai *pump* *pump* *pump*"

Karma: This is bad, if that explodes on my face, I'll be scared out of my wits!

Nagisa: *pump* *pump*

Karma, Y/N and Nakamura: We gotta run for it!!!!

Karma: *pump* "The balloon got so huge, is this was parents feel like?"

Y/N places her right hand on her left wrist and started rubbing. "What do you all find about this balloon, it will just pop." Y/N said expressionless. "Calming ritual, taught to me buy by my assassin family. Reprograms the brain to feel calm even in the toughest situations. Used by me in my early assassin days. 3-5 years old." Y/N thought smiling in victory as she held the pump with her left hand. "Eh? Y/N-san, you have to pump it with both hands." Kayano said looking at Y/N.

Y/N: "EHHHHH?! I DON'T WANNA! I DON'T WANNA! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY! HELP MY GINGGGGGG!!! I'LL MAKE YOU BALLOON BIMBO PAY! *pump* NAKAMURA, IT'S YOUR TURN!"

Ging: -in a mall- "Maybe this ice cream would satisfy ma'am Y/N."

Nakamura: "After what you said, you pumped it once."

Y/N: "I know your scared to Nakamura."

Nakamura just smirked and walked up to the balloon. "Just look at it and take deep breathes. It can't scare you. Just look at i-" Nakamura knelt down in fear.

Nakamura: "IT SCARES ME, IT REALLY SCARES ME! *pump* KAYANO-SAN, YOUR TURN!"

Kayano: You just pumped it once, Nakamura-san.

Nakamura: Urusai!

"Kayano would you want some oranges? I got it in my bento, but I have too much." Y/N said sweetly. "Balloons are mainly made of rubber. Rubber, like limonene, is a hydrocarbon and hence non-polar. Non-polar substances dissolve readily in non-polar substances (as we like to hear, "like dissolves like"). As a result, when limonene oil comes into contact with a balloon's surface, some of the rubber balloon dissolves in the limonene. The balloon becomes thinner as a result, and it bursts." Y/N thought showing Kayano the limonene filled food.

Kayano: "Ah! Later Y/N! *pump* Nagisa your turn!"

Y/N: "I am dead..."

Nagisa: *pump*

Kayano: "Go Nagisa, you look cool right now. Like someone I'd date!"

Nagisa "*pump* *pump* *pump* *pump*"

Nakamura: Kayano is being manipulative, 50/50 odds she's a villain in disguise."

Karma: "She's using her love and his love to make herself win. Wow."

Y/N: "*nods* Go Nagisa, get your woman!"

Karma: "Show her what it takes to be her man!"

Nakamura: "You can do it Nagisa, take Kayano as a princess or something!"

Nagisa: "*pump* *pump* *pump* Can I stop now, it looks like it's gonna blow!"

Y/N shivered as Karma walked up to the balloon. She grabbed her bag and made a spitball. But instead it had pencil led.

Y/N: "This is a battle of the wits. That's right, I am doing this because I want to win. Not because I am scared. *blows*."

Nagisa: "Ah, was that a bug?"

Y/N: "Yeah, it was. I saw it flying near you."

Karma: "Y/N... Is she okay? Maybe she joined it's because Kayano looked so happy. Then that means I am the wimp... I will help her... *pump* Y/N your turn!"

Y/N went up to Karma and the Balloon. They both held the pump. "G-goodluck." Karma said about to walk away. "Kar-" Y/N said interrupted by "I am gonna have those oranges now!" Kayano said cheerfully peeling it. Y/N looked at Kayano in horror as Karma held Y/N by the shoulders. "What were you going to sa-" *BOOM*

"WHAT HAPPEND?!" Koro-sensei said as he and all your classmates saw you down on the ground with balloons parts with oranges everywhere. "Oml" Bitch-sensei said rolling her eyes.

Results: None _Because Karma and Y/N are dead_

~3 DAYS TILL VALENTINES~ Third person

"Ohayo Nagisa-kun. Your looking good today!" Karma said walking up to Nagisa. He was cleaner and more organized. He also doesn't have death in his eyes. "Karma-kun... What happened to you?!" Nagisa said shocked and started backing up. "Nagisa-kun, I am just tidier today." karma said smiling. "Karma, these are for you." Some random girl said as she shoved the chocolates on Karma's chest and ran off. "Karma! Wanna go to a karaoke session today?" Some other girl said while two other girls fangirled over Karma's new look . "Sorry I have to work on a project later." Karma said innocently. "Ahhh, well you can come whenever you want. See you later Karma!" The girls said waving as they walked away. Nagisa looked at Karma with shock as he just ran away.

Y/N and Karma had plans to work on their project since obviously, Koro-sensei shipped us together. We planned to do it in the library, since that was kind of deserted. "You think I didn't plan this Nagisa." Karma thought as he chuckled. "This is all according to plan. Y/N would love me like this like all the other girls did. I will make you confess your love to me." Karma said as he left the bathroom smiling victoriously.

Class just went smoothly , except the fact that Okuda was staring at me. But everything was just fine. We had finished class, while Y/N didn't go to class at all. She just did other things and will come to the library when it's time. When I got there Y/N was already there holding her pen and notebook. "Ohayo Y/N!" Karma said loudly walking up to Y/N. "Bakabane, be quiet. It's a library." Y/N looked at Karma then quickly looked away. "She must be so flustered, she can't even look at me!" Karma said smiling. "Just have to put things into the next step." Karma thought and he had a plan. "Y/N, I cleaned myself up this morning. How do I look?" Karma said putting his face close to Y/N's. "You look the same, and your too close." Y/N said expressionlessly. "W-why didn't that work?! Hold up, she must have been so nervous to talk to me. That's right! Such a poor girl, I will help her." Karma said smiling. "The contents of our project should be a survey, so what kind of survey should we do?" Y/N said not looking up from the notebook. "Maybe it could be about what people think of us? So with that, how do you think of me?" Karma said so charmingly, it was weird. "I think your cool and that your great at everything... Karma please go out with me!" Karma thought that would be her response. Y/N looked at his mercury eyes with her e/c ones. "I think your a sadistic bitch who can think of a better survey idea with that big forehead of yours." Y/N said truthfully not sparring another moment to look in Karma's eyes. "W-what's happening? Why isn't Y/N reacting the way I expected her too!" Karma thought. "Why? Why?! WHY?! Karma had such a cool personality and his eyes! His eyes are gone for those weird innocent ones!" Y/N started crying inside.

Results: Nagisa loses _Thinks his Best Friend got possessed_

~2 DAYS TILL VALENTINES~ Third person POV

"You want love advice from me?" Nakamura said turning around to look at me. "No it's not from me, it's for a friend." Y/N said turning pink. "Yep, it's about her. So who is she into?" Nakamura thought smirking. "So what do you need help with?" Nakamura said to Y/N. "Hopefully it's nothing to wholesome." Nakamura thought massaging her head. "What is true love?" Y/N said "It's not for me okay." She added looking away. "It matters to you. Love can be anything." Nakamura said looking at the sky. "So it can be murder? How can love be love, if it can be changed by looks!" Y/N said breathing heavily. "I heard the word love, so who are the throes in love?" Kayano said coming up to us. "We watched a romance movie on Netflix Party last night. We were talking about what is love." Nakamura said. "Oh, True love... True Love is a love that can't be stopped by looks but by their personality. Oh there's Nagisa, see you guys later!" Kayano said as she left. "THAT WAS THE WORST POSSIBLE ANSWER TO TELL Y/N!" Nakamura thought. "Maybe she's o-" Nakamura looked at Y/N and saw Y/N about to die. "What happened to Y/N?" Bitch-sensei came up to us looking at soulless Y/N. "Irina, can love be swayed by looks? Or is that love just fake?" Y/N said looking at Irina without any sarcasm in her eyes. Bitch-sensei sighed "Oh please, your in junior high. It's impossible to love without having some personal wantings from the person you like. Oh and you look weird like that, stop." Bitch-sensei replied to her then walked away. "I hope that was good advice." Bitch-sensei thought going in the 3-e building. "Bitch-sensei, can give advice?!" Nakamura said under her breath. "So my love is true love?" Y/N said getting back her old self. "Yes, yes it is. May I ask who that person is?" Nakamura said grabbing a pen and getting ready to write it on her hand. "It's Karma" Y/N said smiling getting ready for another plan. "Hey Nakamura and Y/N." Karma said from behind. "Oh hey Kar- AHHHHHHHH! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!" Nakamura said shouting at him amazing how the class didn't hear. "I just got in a fight, kind of tired. Y/n?" karma said looking at her. "I know Y/N likes Karma how he was but this is too much." Nakamura thought panting. "Th-that's too much. *pant* I can get you to the nurse's office." Y/N said getting up and leading bloody Karma Akabane to the nurse's office. "I am sorry Y/N, but I don't think that's love..." Nakamura said watching the two lovebird psychos go with a face filled with horror.

Results: Nakamura loses _Gonna have nightmares_

~1 DAY TILL VALENTINES DAY~ Third person POV

"Did you get anywhere with Karma?" Nakamura asked Y/N who deflated like a balloon. "Yes, we talked more..." Y/N hung her head. "I heard Nagisa or Kayano will confess in the festival tomorrow." Nakamura said horns showing. "Well, that's bad." Y/N said sitting up and looking at confused Nakamura. "Eh? How is that a bad thing?" Nakamura said nose scrunched up. "Well, whoever confesses first will be the at the bottom of the relationship." Y/N said looking at Nakamura. "You didn't know that? Wow, and I thought I was clueless with love." Y/N said sticking her tongue out at The blonde devil. "You are clueless with love. You and Karma are just filled with so much pride." Nakamura said sighing stretching her arms and leaning back on her chair. "Yeah yeah, whatever." Y/N said rolling her eyes and waited for Koro-sensei. "I can't wait for the festival..." Y/N thought while twirling her hair and looking at the window.

Results: None_Because Karma wasn't mentioned here_

~VALENTINES DAY~ Y/N POV

"Does it look good?" You asked yourself as your best friend which was your personal maid, Yami looked at your mirror reflection. "It looks perfect, maam." Yami said giving an okay sign with her hand.

You smiled and walked up to the door and opened it.

"I am sorry young master, but your parents have forbidden you to go to the festival. If it was a private function, you would have been allowed. I am sorry again young master." A woman in black said bowing then closing the door on Y/N's face. "Y-Y/N?" Yami said coming up to Y/N slowly.

With the 3-e class u3u

"Sorry I can't make it today, see you guys on Monday :P... Y/N F/N" Nakamura read from her phone putting it back in her pocket. "Y/N, do you think she got sick last minute?" Okuda thought looking at Karma from pure instinct. "Go to the festival, I'll catch up." Karma said instantly after looking at his phone. He grabbed some random bike and started peddling away. "Karma!" Okuda said about to run after him. "Nyuhuhuhu, let's let him do what he wants first." Koro-sensei said to Okuda as Okuda looked at Karma's figure grow smaller and smaller by the distance.

Y/N and Karma POV

"I wanna go to the with everyone." Y/N said laying in her bed wet with tears. "Then what are you doing here? Go to the festival with your friends." Yami said, reassuringly. "Your a pro assassin after all." Yami said putting on a wig and yukata that matches Y/N's yukata and h/c hair. Y/N hugged her best friend, jumped out the open window in her room and ran as fast as she could with these slippers.

"Young master, it's time to eat." The woman black said to disguised Yami standing behind her. "I am not hungry." Yami said in a monotone voice. "Okay young master." The woman said bowing and leaving once again. Karma arrived at her house seeing not Y/N but Yami. "I get it." Karma said changing directions and peddling away again. "I hope you confess to her today." Yami thought as she saw Karma's new bike changed directions and leave.

"Where do I go?" Y/N said looking around the big city of Tokyo filled with couples and Families spending Valentines together. Y/N started running again trying to find the right path. "Where do I go?" Y/N said panicking. "Do you have anywhere to go, maam?" A man driving an uber said looking at Y/N. "Do you know where the Valentines Festival is?" Y/N said to him holding some Yen. "Of course I do. Hop on in, maam." He said unlocking the door. Y/N got inside and the driver started driving the opposite way Karma was riding his stolen bike.

"Maam, it looks like it's traffic. You'll miss the fireworks at this rate." The uber driver said honking the horn. "Fireworks?" Y/N asked looking at her phone which has no signal. "Yes, they launch it every year at the festival. I think that's why it's so traffic." He said to Y/N making her worry a little. "It starts at 6:30, you can make it if you run that way." He said to Y/N as she left the car. "Keep the change, sir!" Y/N said running off. "Or wait, was it that way?" The man thought and realized his utter mistake.

"He said here right? Am I lost?" Y/N said as she kept running barefoot holding her slippers in her right hand. "I don't need love right now. I just need my first real group of friends." Y/N said running faster and faster. "The light, I can see the end of the alleyway!" Y/N thought sprinting with her tired legs. "What?" Y/N said to herself as she saw another street filled with other couples and families. "No, where's the festival?" Y/N thought crying as she went back in the alleyway to cry. "Are you gonna cry forever or?" Karma said sweating as he offered his hand to Y/N. "W-what? Karma?" Y/N said looking at hi, straight in the eye. "Come, there are fireworks you have to see." Karma said just grabbing her hand and make her sit on the stolen bike. "Hah, what is going on? Why does this feel so nice?" Y/N thought as she felt the breeze on her hair. "We're almost there Y/N, you get to see the fireworks." Karma said still going at a fast speed. Karma sped up which made the bike go up a mountain easily making you scared. "Karma, why are we up on a mountain?! Karma are you gonna sacrifice me or something?!" Y/N exclaimed. "You didn't know, the festival is held here." Karma made a big stop which made Y/N see the city lights below. Y/N didn't know how long she stared because Karma tapped her on shoulder and gave her some snacks while the first firework came. "Thank you, thank you for everything." Y/N said quietly while Karma just looked at the fireworks while sticking his tongue out. "One question, do you like me by any chance?" Y/N said looking at the city and stars. "What kind of question is that. Of course I do." Karma said straightforward. "Eh? You do? You actually do?" Y/N said turning to the red haired male. "That's what I said, Baka. So do you like me too?" Karma said wiggling his eyebrows. "Hah, no I don't." Y/N said hopping off the bike and going down the mountain. "What? You don't?" Karma said shocked, he got up grabbed the bike and followed Y/N. "Y/N, you don't like me?" Karma said looking at her eat some ice cream. "Return the bike, then I'll decide." Y/N said smiling.

They ended up getting together and not retuning the bike :P

Results: Karma and Y/N win_They ended up together_

"Nyuhuehuehuehue, best scoop in the entire week." Koro-sensei said scribbling it down on his forbidden notebook.