6: Basic physics and the idol

You just got the biggest load of shock culture that you didn't ask for so you must be Anon, right now you are looking at the ceiling for what almost felt like two years.

Apparently, nobles in the griffon lands had the tendency to make their own "Harem", which is fine having in mind Human history... But the problem is the gender ratio is not normal.

In other words, the female griffons hoard the "male" griffons, meaning that the "lower" ones had to fight each other to get even a chance to get laid.

Even worse if they wanted to get a "cock" for themselves to marry, which made them form "flocks" around them so they could actually have a husband and protect him.

In some parts, they even fight for them, and the stronger Hen would keep the male griffin.

...A flock that was normally about 5-10griffons at best, thanks to the hoarding of the nobles.

... As far as you knew the "herds" of the ponies were about 2 to 4 ponies per herd.

You let out another groan, of course, the griffon lands had to have another downside besides the ones you already knew.

"Anon? Are you okay?" Gabby, bless her heart, hasn't touched the food you made for her ever since she broke the news to you, probably too worried to feel hungry, Gilda on the other hand was still eating but with a worried look.

"Yes, I'm fine, I just didn't know what I was signing up to once I bought this much land in this place..."

Gilda look up and started to speak still with food in her beak, "Well, not to be a vuss killer, but the griffon lands have not been the same ever since the Idol was lost."

You raise a eyebrow and looked at her "Idol?"

She put more food into her beak... and started to speak without swallowing it... Again.

"The golden Idol of Boreas, long story short, it was the pride and honor of all griffins before it was stolen and fell into the Abysmal Abyss."

You raise your eyebrow even more, "Are you telling me that losing this one golden Idol provoked a snowball effect that caused the griffon nobles to start hoarding males/female for themselves?"

Gabby put her piece of mind into it, "Yeah, I don't know Gilda, that doesn't sound right."

Gilda just shrugs, "That is what Grampa Gruff told me."

You just roll your eyes, "If that were true, then why no griffin have tried to get it back?"

Gilda finally speaks with her beak empty, "Because there is a constant powerful wind which makes any griffin unable to fly down to get a chance to get it!"

You blink, confused, "And why not use climbing gear?"

This time Gilda and Gabby are the confused ones, ""Climbing gear?"" they ask at the same time.

You were baffled, how they didn't know about climbing gear? before you had time to ask more you saw something... which made things a little obvious in hindsight.

"Oh, right, you have wings, I guess it makes sense to not give any climbing gear when you can fly everywhere"

Gilda and Gabby looked to each other, then Gilda spoke, "Well, anyways, the point is that we're worried about all that for that reason."

You did a dismissive movement of your hand, "Nothing to worry about, I'm not a born noble and I don't plan to act like one any time soon."

Before you spoke again, Gabby beat it to the punch, "Well, Anon, as much I would like to hang with ya more, I have some letters to deliver."

When you looked at her face she truly looked like meant every word meanwhile she looked to the sun, seeing this you smile at her "You are welcome to come to visit anytime you want."

Gabby suddenly stands up at your higher-than-normal table with a big gasp "R-really!?"

You almost had a heart attack but nonetheless nodded "Yeah?"

And in a blur of motion, gabby was gone "Kay, Bye! see ya later!"

And then she was gone... You look confusedly at Gilda, the griffoness in question simply looks at the direction where Gabby went... you are not quite good in body language, but you are pretty sure she looks jealous... for good measure, you speak to her.

"You too Gilda."

Gilda suddenly coughs, turning to you she looks surprised at your face, but as fast as it came it got away, she played it cool.

"Sure thing, Don't expect me to take you up with that offer thought."

As cool as she could, she stood up... and proceeded to lymph in the same direction that Gabby went...

And there they went... It was nice to have company... and also fuck them, that was good too.

Before you stood up to accompany Gilda to your doorstep, you ponder the information that she gave you... maybe you could do some climbing gear and check that... abyssal thing.

Worst-case scenario you wouldn't find anything... right?

---

You are cursing your past self, so you must be Anon.

Apparently the "Abysmal Abyss" was more like "Abysmal Ravine", because this literally was just a fucking crack in the middle of the ground, A crack so big You were unable to see the end of it.

You would test how deep it is by throwing a rock, but by how strong the winds were you would expect it to never actually hit the ground... that or the sound would never get back to you.

You proceeded to scratch your head as you look down and then at your climbing gear.

You take a deep sigh and proceeded to plant a stake to tie up your rope, after all, Momy Anon didn't raise any quitters.

After tying up to your body you took all the climbing gear you had and proceeded to go down, if you were correct, right here should be the ruins of the destroyed bridge.

---

Oh wow, climbing is easier than you thought, you didn't even need to use the stakes to reaffirm yourself... What is that sound?

When you look up you see a big boulder falling straight into your direction.

"OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT"

Using a technique You didn't know a second ago you proceeded to get out of the way at an insane speed.

You thank your lucky star as the boulder passes right to your side.

You insert your right pick into the stone and proceed to use your free hand to clean your sweat.

"Holy fuck that was clo-"

You were forced to shut up as another boulder hits you straight into your face, and thanks to your theatrics, you only had one hand with the chance to save you.

... the wall gave up and you started to fall.

"HOLY FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER."

As your life depended on it -Because it did- you grabbed the rope with all your might expecting to get sudden whiplash when it stopped your fall...

Expect It didn't.

Almost in a catatonic state, you manage to look up... there you see your rope... with a very clean cut.

Time seems to slow down too as you fall slowly, and a memory comes to your mind... the moment you find that piece of king vain in your room.

The time something suddenly exploded in your face...

In hindsight, you maybe should have guessed someone wanted you dead.

But In your defense, you could be pretty dense.

You could only say one thing as you fell to your doom.

"FOR FUCKS SAKE, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKIN-"

...

---

You are Adeldunga AND HOLY FUCK YOU DID IT.

The stupid cock literally put himself on a precipice, and of course, you took the chance to kill him.

You cut the rope and threw some giant boulders!

If the rock didn't kill him the fall sure would do the trick!

And even if that fails, he would probably die of hunger once he is in the bottom of the abysmal abyss.

With almost a manic smile you look down to see your objective fall to his doom.

And sure thing, he is failing while he curses his luck.

YES YES YES.

Then you se something weird... is that... made of gold?

The cock probably noticed it too because when he gazes down he looks directly at it.

Then his horns light up and it shoots straight up to him... you would panic if you didn't lose sight of him into the darkness of the pit.

Well, that is a nice work day... wait, did he just use magic? ... you really hope he doesn't know how to teleport.

---

You Are Anon and holy shit, is that the idol?!

Using your magic you reach up to it and shoot it straight to you.

As it comes close, you see that the thing looks identical to the images in the history books.

Neat, now you can say in hell that you took a precious heirloom to your doom.

... That was when your two brain cells did a synopsis.

---

You are Adel and you are still looking at the void.

The idea that he could teleport out of there is still hunting you... you should probably get out of here as soon as possible.

When you were about to do just that, you see a red glow in the darkness.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

You expected him to actually teleport out of there, but instead, the red dot started to grow... and grow... and grow.

And thanks to your excellent vision you manage to see how a slab of stone was under his feet with the same red glow of his horns.

FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

You curse under your breath as you desperately run away from here, if that damn cock catches you there won't be enough of you for an open-casket funeral.

Fucking of course the fucking cock knew a flying spell.

---

You are Anon and projecting the soul of a gamer you used one of the most known bugs of History.

Grabbing an object and making it go towards you to make you fly.

And you can't believe how easy it is, you expected to have to constantly jump or something, but pushing it towards you did the trick pretty easy.

Well, that is a nice to know.

As you get out of there you see to the object in your right hand...

What the hell will you do with this?