1 Prologue {fixed}
{dude if don't wanna know about prt and another bullshit u can skip this}
Greetings (whoever you are) my name is Sergey. I'm an ordinary Russian guy, if, of course, you can call an ordinary killer who took the lives of more than 1000 people.
What can I say about myself a thirty-year-old brunette with red eyes and pale skin
with a scar running through the left eye. Lived in an orphanage from 11 to 13 years old until I was picked up by a man named Lovro Brovski, the leader of an assassin's organization called <Black Phoenix>. As he later told me that day, he saw the potential in me, and he was not wrong.
14 years later, I became one of the most dangerous killers in the whole world known as the "Undertaker"
Well, I also want to say that I am a lover of Japanese animation (Otaku) of a particularly light erotic nature (etchi). But one day Lovro found out about this, then I thought that I would die
But what was my surprise that Lovro is also a representative of our cultural community of Japanese animation lovers (Otaku). He then said, "We will combine business with pleasure, and since then I have watched only Japanese voice acting (To whom you tell that the great and terrible murderer wearing the epic nickname" Undertaker "is an anime guy, they would laugh and send such a joker to the fool)
But I'm a little distracted, let me tell you one interesting story related to me.
Flashback
As the saying goes, "Morning is never good." This simple thought comes to me every time I hear this fucking alarm clock! I took this burp of Satan and threw it against the wall.
I lay for another 5 minutes and finally was able to get up.
Tell me, did you ever feel like some kind of crap is going to happen today?
So this is exactly the feeling that overtook me this morning. And then a phone call rang out, I looked at who it was and then I realized where I got a shitty premonition from. The call from "Tolik" is a killer and also my rival for the title of the best killer in Russia.
- Hey Ya
-hi
- Why called?
- Yes, here Lovro said that want se us at 3 hours we were both at the usual meeting place.
- Oooh, that's cool, and then the mouse hung in the refrigerator. I'll just find out why they didn't give money for the last job
- Understood, accepted, wrote down
- Well, all come on
- Bye-
I hung up
By the usual meeting place, he meant our base. It took a long time to go there, so I quickly washed my face, brushed my teeth, ate, dressed and ran.
2 hours later
I was standing in front of a 6-storey hotel which is also our base, well, to be precise, our base is in the basement.
I entered the building where I was met by a young, beautiful girl with long golden hair reaching up to her shoulders. At first glance, you will not tell, but she is also a contract killer.
I went up to her and she nodded and gave me the key to the basement, where I went.
I would also like to note that the building in which we are located is quite luxurious.
(by the standards of our city, generally gorgeous). Red carpet at the entrance, expensive chandeliers, beautiful wallpaper, well, in general, beauty. But the basement is deprived of these qualities: gray walls, dead mice, and a bunch of insects. After 3 minutes of wandering, I reached the usual meeting place where Lovro and Tolik were already waiting for me
- You are late,
Lovro said in a slightly rough voice
- Maybe you should start with "hello"?
- shut up
- This is our good old Lovro -
I smiled
- Okay, since you've come, then we can start - said Tolik
- Oh, by the way, why the heck got us here?
- You would learn to respect, but we will leave it for later. serious business awaits us now.
- So who is our victim? And by the way, where are our money for the previous order? -I asked the most important question
- By the way, it's interesting to me too. The order was very complicated and there's no money for a month.
-This is actually our mission today. As you know, a month ago there was a request to kill a mafia boss nicknamed" Skull. " The request came from an oligarch whose bank Skull covered. We completed the task, but the oligarch does not want to give up the grandmother. He also wants to hand us over to the cops. The task is to come in 5 days and "ask for our money culturally" and then again "Politely" and "Culturally" shoot the boss. Questions?
- Do you have a plan of the building?
- Yes
With these words, Lovro took out the plans of the mansion of that major. The map showed not only the building plan, but also the location of the guards and alarms with cameras.
We spent the next few hours drawing up a plan, and then we dispersed.
5 days later
And now our gang is standing in front of the gates to the house ... Although what kind of house is there this is a real mother's mansion! With a garage, a bathhouse, and other paraphernalia of rich houses. Hmm-ah-ah, couldn't this person just pay money from him with an ass chew. Well, as they say, greed ruined the frayer.
So that's it! Was not going to think about garbage. We climbed over the fence, I went to the black one and Lovro had to turn off the electricity. I went to the door and waited for the light to be cut off to open the lock (if I try now, the siren will go off). As soon as the electricity was cut off, Tolik climbed through the open window and knocked out the guards. In the meantime, I began to open the lock at the back door, having opened it, I headed inside, knocking out their guards, by the way, it was less than it should have strained me, but I did not attach any importance to it. A minute later, the three of us were on the third floor, although according to the plan we should have been on the second floor, it was strange there were so few guards, although there should have been so many. By the way, most of the expensive paraphernalia are not. It annoys me and the others too.
And here we are standing at the door to the office of this major. I wanted to look through the keyhole, but there was no light in sight. Therefore, for lack of options, we went inside.
There was no major on the spot, I forgot to say for our heads, a reward was appointed long ago, I do not know how much, but it looks like a little more than this mansion is worth. Otherwise I can't explain the explosives with the words "Love Jack boom :)".
We wanted to run away, but there was no time left and ...
3.2.1.boom
... I ... Died? I don't feel anything ... just cold ... haha so what is death like? ..
Ha well considering how many I've killed, in hell I'll probably be a celebrity. After all, a lot of people got there through my fault ...
I was hanging in the void ... for a long time ... for a very long time ... I was already getting bored just hanging ... very boring ... for a very long time ... very cold ...
Then I saw the light, the light was approaching me. And when he pushed close enough I was able to see the outlines of ... a man?
- Well hello Sergey, I've been waiting for you for a long time, he said
- Who are you ?
- Oh yes, I beg your pardon, I forgot to introduce myself, you can just call me God
- God? And what does such an important shot need from me?
"You know, I've been living for tens of thousands of years and I'm terribly bored just watching mortals, so I decided to play a little.
- Play?
-Yes, exactly, I chose you for my amusement. You will be one of my personal hitters for both anime, manga and light novels that you love so much.
- Yeah, well, I'll be yours ... So stop! NANNI !?
- Eh, I really thought that at least you would not scream ... But come on, your duties will include rebirth in different worlds and sometimes the fulfillment of my tasks will naturally have your own system, you will have a harem in general chic, and not life.
- Why do such honors leave me?
- You have a strong soul. An ordinary person with a weak soul can move to another world only once, and you can do this an unlimited number of times. Each time you gain experience and knowledge, and in ten thousand years you may become a god. Well, do you agree?
- Yes of course! I couldn't even dream of more! But I have one more question. What happened to my friends?
- Do you care about your friends? Rare for an assassin of your type. Their souls were sent to be reborn.
-Thanks for the answer. Well I'm ready!
- well! So your first world will be ...
End Flashback
Here is such a story, about 500 years have already passed, I have visited many worlds during this time. Heh, an experienced hitter, you can say so. Now God is calling me to talk to him. Oh, here he is. Hmmm, he's kind of sad today.
- Come, there is a conversation - he said in a sad voice
- Is there something wrong?
- All wrong. In short, a couple of thousand years ago, I went to one world. And there I decided to play a little creator in that world, I created people and angels. It ended with almost all of my children turning against me and trying to kill me.
- You shitty father
- I know! But that's not the point. In this world lived one monster who was supposed to destroy the world. I fought with him and since I could not use all my powers (Due to the limitations of the world) I realized that I could not win, and then I put a thousand forbidden seals on the monster. True, I was very weak and was easily killed in the war, and since I died I could not be reborn in this world. I was hoping for my children, I thought that they could prepare for his release ... But they are not ready at all !!!
In short, your task is to go to that world and kill the monster in exchange for this, you can take this world and become a divine entity in it.
- Everything is very clear. Ready to go now - I sat down on one knee
- well! Have a nice journey - God activated the portal circle
- What is the name of the world?
- DXD
- Uh-huh. Stop ... Boobs DRAGON WORLD !?
And then I realized
The nightmare begins.
