21 What if? *Omake*
[Author Note]
I didn't feel like writing normal stuff.
Here is a crack chapter with a bunch of requests in the comments and memes.
What the hell did I make?
Enjoy.
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What If The Strongest
The world is in shambles, the entire planet covered in fire and sword slashes that can split open mountains.
Two of the strongest fighters stood ten feet apart from each other, and one of them spoke.
"Stand proud, you're strong
...
...
Miwa."
As Miwa is on her hands and knees, she takes a deep breath. "*Inhale* *Exhale* It was fun Jogoat."
With that, Jogoat spoke up. "[Domain Expansion: Unlimited Volcano]."
The earth exploded.
(End)
What If the 'Honored one'
With the near death of Gojo Satoru at the hands of Toji, The clouds parted for the one who awakened the Limitless and Six Eyes.
He starts speaking, but something strange happens.
Two people...
No.
...
Two parts speak.
"Throughout my top and bottom half, I alone am the bisected one."
(End)
What If Daddy Mahoraga
The two people at the pinnacle of Jujutsu sorcery stare each other down before launching their domains.
Goatjo spoke a fraction earlier than Fraudkuna. "[Domain Expansion: Unlimited Void]."
As Fraudkuna is covered in an unlimited void, he knows he has no chance against Goatjo.
He calls the one thing that will save him. "Mahoraga-chan, save me, I'm a dirty little fraud."
Mahoraga-chan hears his son's plea and destroys the unlimited void until he and Fraudkuna get hit with purple and die because Gege didn't give him plot armor.
(End)
What If...Kenjaku
*Pap*
Kenjaku said. "It's all for the sake of my evil plan,"
Jin replied. "Sure, whatever."
*Pap*
Then Jin proceeded to give backshots to Kenjaku.
Kenjaku thought to himself. 'What the fuck am I doing'.
What If Maki/Toji Glaze
The holy narrator spoke. "Kashimo Hajime, Higarumi Hiromi, Okkotsu Yuta, and Gojo Satoru represented the peaks of sorcery. However, they amounted to nothing more than appetizers to the beast."
"Who truly roused his hunger was none other than Zenin Maki, who abandoned Jujutsu sorcery by means of Heavenly Restriction."
It is official: Maki and Toji > Adult Gojo
Because Sukuna thought so, and Gege loves Sukuna.
(End)
What If End of the Tournament
Gojo screamed. "NAOHIRO!"
Naohiro replied. "GOJO!"
Gojo screamed. "NAOHIRO!"
Naohiro replied. "GOJO!"
Gojo screamed. "NAOHIRO!"
Naohiro replied. "GOJO!"
They hit each other with black flashes, and both get knocked out.
(End)
What If Nah I'd ____
Nah, I'd lose.
Nah, I'd adapt.
Nah, I'd cook.
Nah, I'd take backshots.
Nah, I'd glaze.
Nah, I'd evade child support.
Nah, I'd hate monkeys.
Nah, I'd have plot armor.
Nah, I'd be a misogynist.
Nah, I'd copy.
Nah, I'd find it funny.
Nah, I'd groom.
Nah, I'd summon Mahoraga.
Nah, I'd gamble.
Nah, I'd steal bodies.
Nah, I'd extinguish.
Nah, I'd win.
(End)
