7 Small Prank
[Small Prank]
"Ahh it was a good sleep", I yawned as I stretched my body.
Well, what can I say sea king meat is that tasty, and whenever I eat one it always gives me an orgasm, especially if it's a sea horse, umm those meaty legs, they are best for a good sleep.
"What to do today?", I let out as I start to swim towards the sea surface for sunbathing, been a while since I last sunbathed.
So, I just float on the sea surface, under the sun and start to contemplate my new life.
Sigh, to think it's been a year since I last saw Joyboy, time surely flies quickly, especially for a sea king like me. It's good since I at least have a digital clock, so I don't lose the perception of time.
Today makes it 3 years since I came to this world, which means 97 years from now the great pirate era will start, so all in all about 120 years till the canon starts.
Basically, a lot of time for me to fuck around.
But at least this year was productive for me, unlike those 2 years when I just slept.
My power growth this year has been impressive, if I had a system it would surely let me see what level my haki is like those peak, mid, or beginner levels, I actually find them quite funny.
But I feel my growth in observation and armament haki is at its peak, ahh such is the cheat ability given by God. I have to just grow to get stronger, for which I can just sleep. Beat that Goku.
I can now coat my entire body in pitch-black haki up to 10 KM in size and my observation haki range has increased by a few hundred kilometers.
I can also use advanced armament haki, on my tail and use future sight to see around 5 second in future, I can see around 10 second if I focus but it's not very accurate.
My size is such a cheat ability, it basically increases my haki every time my size grows up and you put that with my talent in haki, and boom now you have a monster.
Well, I am kinda a monster for most people.
Considering everything this is good, now just my conqueror haki is a little weak,
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I can just use it for a few hundred kilometers, and I can't even use advanced conqueror haki, such a sad life.
Hahaha... never thought there would be a day when I would say this.
Jokes aside I have also trained my other innate abilities like my strength, telekinesis, poison, and some others.
Poison training has also been very fruitful, it has increased to a great level with me using it to kill other sea kings for lunch. I can now use poison breath, and miasma emission, and can also generate poisonous rain by blasting poison into the sky.
To increase the intensity of my energy blast I just blew up some sea mountains and islands a few times, but they weren't that fruitful as they would easily get destroyed with a single blast.
Umm... still many abilities are left to be trained, I should take things slowly for now.
Gosh, I have so many abilities I can't just fathom how overpowered I am.
Now you may think all I do is train, but I also found some interesting ways to find entertainment in my mundane life.
I still remember a small prank that I pulled a few days ago when I was tired to hunt for food.
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I shapeshifted myself into a sexy female whale and went deep into the sea to lure other male whales and to no one's surprise, they fell straight into my plans, what a bunch of fools.
They were all fighting among themselves for me, and to my surprise, one male whale came out victorious.
He was flapping his fins and swinging his tail hard maybe to show dominance.
Who cares?
Muhahaha... Just when he thought he would get a chance to fuck me, I reverted back to my original form and gulped it down in a single go.
Using my telepathy, I could hear its last words.
"Why?"
This was the last thought of that alpha whale.
Funny right, he was just a horny whale, he deserved it.
So, remember guys no horny.
In this type of situation listen to the thing between your eyes rather than listening to the thing between your legs.
[Press F for the alpha whale.]
After swallowing the whale in one go, I started to devour its other companions and to my luck due to the extreme fighting they had done for me, none of them had any strength left to defend themselves.
Seeing my true form, they all felt betrayed and when I started to hunt them, they didn't even run just lay there and accepted their fate, their death.
Again, using my telepathy and I could read their pathetic last thoughts and most of them were regrets.
"No, I don't want to die as a virgin whale, at least let me lose my V card, I beg you."
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"I should have listened to my dad, following a wicked female scent led me here, to my downfall."
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"The first time I want to fuck someone other than my wife this happens. Shit"
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"I just wish to see my son."
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"I have no regrets."
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"At least everyone is dying so this is kind of fair, but still, I don't want to die."
Quite pathetic thoughts but I do enjoy their suffering.
Maybe I am a sadist, well who cares, and just who can stand in my way I can do whatever I want however I want, I am Jormungandr.
[Now press F for all the fallen whales.]
But I do believe that these whales are extremely intelligent for some sea creatures, they even talk in their own language and have the concept of family. I don't think these types of creatures were shown in the anime.
If I didn't have my telepathy, even with the voice of all things I wouldn't be able to hear their thoughts.
Well, new mysteries for me to uncover.
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So, guys what do you think of my small prank?
It was fun, right.... .... ... .. right?
After sunbathing for a few hours, I started swimming deep underwater towards the east just for exploring the whole area as I only explored a few kilometers around this Island since I was so busy training.
In about an hour, I swam about a hundred kilometers, this was because my speed was extremely high since I was swimming very deep in the sea.
I was surrounded by darkness but with my eyes, I could clearly see everything around me there were some sea kings some extremely big, some had interesting designs, and some were outright monsters, but all avoided me due to the aura I was radiating.
Some weird creatures were also floating around with sea kings, but I can tell you one thing they were all monsters, I could feel it using my observation haki.
I mostly ignored most of them as I was not hungry, or it would have been a bad day for them.
As I was moving on my way enjoying sight-seeing something happened.
"Help me", huh I heard someone calling for help, but I can't see them around here, so I just used my observation haki to find where this thing was and, in a few seconds, I got their exact location.
It was a cave, but strangely my observation haki couldn't penetrate it.
Huh... it was the same case with that dome, maybe both of these things are related.
Maybe the thing inside could tell me something more interesting, their ability to use the voice of all things also intrigues me.
So, I swim at my full speed and reach in front of the cave in a few seconds, now looking at this cave I am fully convinced this is related to that Laugh Tale Island.
There were bars around the opening of the cave, so no one from out could enter nor anyone could leave this cave. This cave looked like it was man-made to contain something. The material used to build this cave and bars is also quite similar to those indestructible stones used to write poneglyphs or it may even be stronger.
Hmm.... but to contain what.
Maybe some world-destroying SCP.
Nah, there is no way the SCP foundation will be here, right.... .... right?
As I was overthinking and overanalyzing stuff in my mind, someone came near the entrance of the bar.
When I looked at it, I was stunned.
It was...
Find out in the next chapter.
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[Authors note]
I finally got time to update, thank you everyone for reading this fic.
If there are some grammatical errors, point them I will fix them.
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