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1

The judge said to the accused: "Aren't you ashamed? steal during the day.

"The accused said:" Sir, I look after my house at night.

2

Husband angrily: I'm firing the driver. Today is the fourth time I've survived from the accident.

Wife calmly: please Give him another chance.

3

There was a wedding of a police inspector.

He was traveling in a car with his friends in wedding when he saw the bus of guest`s behind him he told his friends.

"this all seems suspicious to me. that they all are just chasing us from home."

4

Magistrate: (to the accused) Why did you hit your wife with a chair?

Accused: Sir! The sofa was costly and was too heavy.

5

During a school examination, a doctor asked a child:

"Son! What is the most important thing to do to get to heaven? " The child thought for a while and replied:

"I must die."

The doctor asked again:

"You are right to some extent, but there is one thing we have to do before we die. Well done.

The child replied innocently: "Sir! We have to get sick and go to the doctor. "

6

Once a man came out of the house crying. His head was torn.

His friend asked. what happened?

He began to say. My wife has hit me on the head with a flower.

The friend began to say. The flower broke your head?

He said that "there was a pot with flowers.

7

On the way from one village to another, a man saw a young boy pushing a cart and trying to cross a big hill.

The sympathetic man started pushing along with the boy.

Both of them got sweaty while crossing the slope.

On reaching the other side,

the man asked the boy. "Who sent you with so much weight?"

"My father." The boy replied.

The man said, "He did not think that the weight was more than your strength and there was a big climb on the way.

How could you cross it alone?

"The boy replied. "Daddy said, 'Get up and go every day.

There will be some idiots on the way.'

8

Teacher (to Rashid): "What does your father do?

Rashid: "sir, he is a lawyer."

Teacher (to Asif): "What does your father do?" Asif: "He is a doctor." Teacher (to Nadeem): "And what does your father do?"

Nadeem: "sir, they do what my mother says."

9

Guddu asked his father: "Who is Miss?"

The father replied: "She lectures for hours, scolds and sometimes even twists her ears."

Guddu said: "Got it, Daddy! Mom is your miss. "

10. short story time

Author

Liaqat Mazhar Baqeri

Dear children, it is a matter of many years, Malik Khorasan was ruled by Bakht Shah, who was a very kind and compassionate king. On the country, Bakht Shah's minister was a very proud and grumpy person. And the railroad of wealth had corrupted his mind, causing him to despise everyone.

One day, King Bakht Shah Wazir and his special servant set out on a journey. The three of them were riding separate horses. When they passed through a desert, they were suddenly surrounded by a sandstorm. He was not visible but the servant did not leave the king's side and stayed with him when the minister left him.

After a while, when the storm subsided, they both started looking for a separate minister.

After searching for a long time, the employee saw a hut. When he reached there, he saw a blind beggar sitting. The employee asked him very rudely.

"Blind, have you heard the sound of a horseman passing by?"

Faqir replied: "No, brother, I have not heard anything." Hearing this, the employee went ahead.

After a while, the minister also passed by looking for his colleagues.

Seeing the hut, he also stopped and asked the poor man: "O poor man, have you heard the sound of a man passing by?" He gave the same answer to the minister as he had given to the servant. It was not long before Bakht Shah also passed by the same hut.

Seeing the poor man, he got down from his horse and first greeted the poor man. After that he asked very politely.

"Shah Sahib, have you heard the sound of a horse?" He asked, "Shah Sahib? You are blind. How did you know that I am a king?"

The blind beggar smiled and replied, "Aali Jah. Your servant called me blind. Your minister called me poor. And The king addressed me as Shah Sahib." What a high status? Bakht Shah was very happy with Faqir's words and tried to give him rewards and honors but Faqir refused to take them.

The king left Faqir's hut and reached the palace where the servant was waiting for him. He rebuked him for talking to Faqir in vain. Meanwhile, the minister also reached the palace. Informed of the conversation.

Then he explained to both of them that "a person intoxicated with a high position or position should not be considered inferior and contemptible, all this is a gift from Allah Almighty. But remember, if the Creator of the universe gives something to someone, He will give it to him." It also has the power to take it back. "