1 The first chapter

1.Go TO THE UNIVERSITY, ONE DAY ASK MALE DESKMATE: "OUR CLASSMATE SO LONG, YOU SAY MY BODY HAVE WHAT MERIT?" His deskmate considered for a while and said: "You are more gentle!" I was embarrassed to say: "Of course, because we women are made of water!" The same table lower head whispered to say: "That you must be washed foot water to d

2.There is always such a pair of shots in TV, the hero shoulder against a bunch of flowers, a foot stool, one hand akimbo, commanding to admire the girl said "do my woman."I thought I had learned the essence. I used the same method to catch up with the girl I've been expecting for a long time. Everything was ready, but when I lifted the foot stool, I pushed too hard and poof!

3.I: YESTERDAY MY WIFE FINALLY AGREED WITH ME TO BUY MORE THAN 1000 mechanical KEYBOARD. Friend: Didn't you disagree before? I: WIFE AND I SAY LATER KNEEL MORE THAN 1000 KEYBOARD SHE DID NOT HAVE SO MUCH GUILT

4.Just now, I asked my daughter-in-law, you said that one day I would pick up junk, would you go with me? Daughter-in-law said: That child who look at ah. I said: I will welding, welding a small frame next to the cart, put the child into the Bai! Daughter-in-law said: Why do you have to pick up rubbish welding ah!

5.Like a girl in my class, say to her was rejected, but I don't lose heart, know that she has a sweet tooth, so I to give her a cake shop to buy a snack to eat every day, rain or shine, whether I get sick or something, uninterrupted, finally one day, she is fat to 200 jins, no one chase, I have finally moved into cake shop beauty to the cashier.

6.He went to the barber's to wash his hair with his colleague, and the girl who washed his hair was pretty. When you shave, you normally lie down and close your eyes, but this guy was lying there, eyes wide open, staring straight at the girl. The girl seemed to hesitate for a moment, and finally gently put her hand over his forehead and stroked it down.

7.Diaosi: "You see, this is my brother, you see how cute he looks, pink doodle small meat, let a person see hate to pinch a pinch." Goddess: "PLEASE put ON pants!"

8.I had a dream that I married a female ghost, who chose a different beautiful girl to possess every day, and then went home. After a while, I suggested something exciting and fresh. She nodded. In the evening a bruiser broke into the door, grabbed me up and threw to the bed, bashful way: official I come... And then I woke up scared.

9.This day happened to be Valentine's Day, after work to buy a bunch of flowers to see his girlfriend. I asked my girlfriend, "What do you want to eat?" Girlfriend: "Eat Sichuan food!" I smirked and said, "It's a good day. Let's have something light." The girlfriend nodded shyly.