1 In the beninging.
"....." For speaking.
'.....' For thoughts
[....] For phone calls and the like.
NO HAREM.
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"One man's trash is another man's garbage."
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What do you think when Optimus Prime breaks through the wall into your room while you're grinding like a no-life in Roblox and introduces himself as Truck-kun version 6.9?
'Haha, I'm in danger.' is what our MC thought.
Truck-kun was about to squash him like a bug, but before he could, our MC started fading into dust particles.
"?!!" Seeing this Truck-kun got startled.
Despite this, he was able to take a swing and land the final blow.
"Haa!" Truck-kun exhaled a sigh of relief.
"Is it the new ROB? It's only been 6 months, and he has already decided to wipe out half the universe. Man must be a Thanos fan."
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Our MC opened his eyes. He was in an apartment that looked similar to his, but was drastically different. All the furniture was oddly huge. He checked out some stuff, including his own body and,
'Oh no!!!'
"My-my my PP has shrunk! Is this how I am going to end up? A virgin for life who gets laughed at by girls for his small PP?!"
While mourning for his small PP size, he stumbled and smashed against the cupboard, which had some glassware on top of it.
"S-Shit!"
The glassware fell down toward him.
Without thinking, he instantly extended his small hands to catch them. And he did. No, his hands did not catch the glass, but by two white hands wearing dark green fingerless gloves with a smiley face on each of them and metal knuckles.
'Wh-What is that?'
Before disappearing, the hands proceeded to place the decorations on our MC's hands.
'Just now, just now, what was that? What happened? There were two white arms coming from behind me.'
Then suddenly, with a harsh flash of light, a book appeared in front of him. The book opened up, and the pages began to turn all on their own. Then it came to a halt on a specific page, which then tore itself away from the book.
The page then transformed into a disk, which entered our MC's head and began to fill it with information.
His name was Honjo Jouichirou, also called Jojo by his missing family and non-existent friends.
Age: 7 (Born in 1987).
Residence: Fuyuki City.
Stand: ???
Corpse parts: Spine.
He lives alone as his parents have gone to buy milk and haven't returned since.
He keeps receiving money from a mysterious sender from time to time.
Jouichirou, or Jojo for easier terms, received the information, and the first thought in his head was,
'I have to run, run fast as f**k. Run like a pussy.'
Why run, you ask? Well, because he is 7 years old, and he was born in 1987, meaning right now it was 1994, and he was in Fuyuki city. The place where the Holy Grail war happens every 60 years, and it's happening this year.
Meaning right now, either the Holy Grail is happening, or it is about to happen and he doesn't want any of that s#it.
'I am not a Fanfic MC who is OP right off the bat and summons some Waifu servant in the War and cheeses the War like it's nothing.'
No, he is just a 7-year-old kid who was isekaied by Truck-kun version 6.9. He doesn't even have a golden... Oh wait... he actually does have a golden finger.
'Ok, Ok. Calm down, calm the f down. Breathe in, breathe out, just like that Yoga thing you learned on the internet'
*inhales deeply* *exhales deeply*
'Yes, calm down. You have Jesus with you... Wait the... Jesus f**king Christ!'
He dashed around the house to find where the bathroom was, and he found it. He took off his shirt and turned his back to the mirror, then turned his head to see what was in the mirror.
And he just saw the back of a normal 7-year-old human child until he tried to move something on his back and then "it" came out.
A mummified spine crept out of his back.
All in all, it looked super creepy.
But now that he looked at himself, he looked younger, and the information said that he was 7-years-old, meaning his PP hadn't shrunk, it was just underdeveloped.
In the heat of the moment and panic, he ignored the entire fact that this was also the reason for the enormous furniture.
He swiftly adjusted his spine back into place and re-dressed. He then dashed to the room where the book had appeared. It might have some more information.
But when he arrived, the book wasn't there anymore.
'Where is that book?' As soon as he finished that thought, the book appeared in front of him in a flash of light.
"Uooooah!!!"
It surprised him that the book had just appeared out of thin air, but the surprise didn't stop him from grabbing the book.
The book was named, 'Dairy Over Heaven".
Jouichirou ignored the name and opened the book to see the chapter list in front of him.
Chapter 1 - Hamon and it's learning method.
Chapter 2 - Stands
Chapter 3 - Spin and it's learning method.
Chapter 4 - Requiem and Requiem's arrow location.
Chapter 5 - Heaven and it's achieving methods.
Chapter 6 - Eyes of Heaven.
Chapter 7 - Location of Corpse parts.
Chapter 8 - Jouichirou's stand guide.
Chapter 9 - Basics of Magecraft.
Chapter 10 - Author's Note.
Chapter 11 - Status and missions.
Jouichirou ignored everything else as he knew or at least had a basic idea about them, except for Chapter 9 and 10.
He quickly turned to the page where his stand abilities were mentioned. He read the entire thing slowly and carefully so as not to miss any detail.
He then read the Author's Note and Status and missions, after which he went through Chapters 4, 5, and 6. The more he read, he began to suspect that someone like Zelretch was either trolling him or that he had simply become a part of some grand game.
Unknown to him, the more he read, the more his mindset began to change, his intelligence, way of thinking, morals, way of speaking, way of walking and even his sexuality. The book changed him and created a spark of an obsession to Heaven inside his mind.
The contents of the book were as such...
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Hello dear reader, Author here with a new Fanfic.
The R-18 tag you see is not for Lime or Lemon it is for blood and gore. So, all fellow perverts, sorry.
Also, I here is a little thing. I didn't want to add the magecraft system to the MC because I wanted it to be a pure Jojo power system, but then I realized something. The physical power scaling of Jojo and Fate is like Heaven and Earth.
There is too big of a difference, so I had to add magecraft s#it, but don't worry it won't be some crazy-ass magecraft, just strengthening and the like.
And also no harem, actually you shouldn't expect Waifu until he gets to Fate/Grand Order, as that is where most of the options are.
I am not a genius like Araki, only got about 137 on the IQ test, but nonetheless, I will try and keep it as Jojo as possible meaning gay s#it, hype fight with big brains, jo-bros, powerups, side character development, animal abuse, constant bitch slapping, OP bosses and poses the ultimate fanservice.
