Work
(A/N: Can you guess all the references I added? If you can I will give you a cookie.)
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-NOW-
Emi: "Y-y-our a woman?!?" she asks pointing at me accusingly
"Yes?"
Emi: "Why didn't you say anything?"
"Because there was no reason to?" I finish drying my hair and head to the kitchen
Emi: "b-but I thought"
"What"
Emi: "N-nothing" she looks away red
I just shrug my shoulders and open the fridge door and get out my favorite cereal with a carton of vanilla almond milk. I put away all the stuff and head over to the couch. I put on my favorite show Family man.
Emi keeps looking at me and then away for some reason. It's kinda getting irritating. I look at her and she looks away again.
"what?"
Emi: "You're still in your underwear"
I look down and back at her not seeing the problem, she gets up and heads to her room red in the face. "If you need some clothes then just take my card" I yell out to her as she closes the door.
I turn my attention back to Family man just in time for a cutaway to a 9-11 joke.
"Heh"
*BRRIINNNGGG*
*BRRIINNNGGG*
*BRRIINNNGGG*
*Sigh*
I pick up my phone that reads an unregistered number.
"What"
???: "I need you over here in England"
"Why" I take another bite of my cereal
???: "Because she's getting out of control"
"Not really sure how walkling can get out of hand"
???: "Because this time she crashed my father's car while it was covered in goats blood"
"Pffftt"
???: "Its not funny"
"Its a little funny"
"Besides, I don't work for you"
???: "Then I'm calling in a favor"
"Tch"
"Shut your face"
???: "I didn't say anything"
"I can tell your smirking over there"
???: "You hurt my feelings" they fake a heartbreak
I just hang up the phone while they chuckle over the phone
"Never should work with vampire hunters"
I get up and head to my room. I open my closet and grab my work suit.
A simple white button-up undershirt with a black blazer and tie, black gloves, a black belt with black tight black dress pants. I Comb my hair back and took off my glasses, I put them on my nightstand and head out of my room.
"I'm going out"
Emi peaks her head out of the door, once she sees my suit her face gets red "Where to?"
"Work" I open the door and head to the garage
I get in my black and red 2019 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat RWD, I put the keys in the engine and rev it up before driving all the way to the airport. On the way, there some of my fans recognize my car and as soon as I enter the airport I get swarmed by fans.
'Annoying'
I get out my phone and call some of my bodyguards. They arrive within 2 minutes and make way for me to get to my private jet. I head in and tell the pilot to fly to England.
(3rd person pov England)
The Hellsing Organization, a group dedicated to the elimination of all hostile vampires all over the world. The leader Sir Integra FairBrook Wingates Hellsing with a long-ass name leads the organization with His Aid and butler Wala, and his powerhouse Alucard the only true vampire in existence.
Alucard just got back from one of her famous walks and heads down to her room, when she is called to her master's office. She walks through the walls and right in.
Integra: "Alucard"
"Yes?"
Integra: "I called in a favor"
"Hmm?" I raise an eyebrow
Integra: "Just wait for it"
The door explodes open and in with an unnaturally bright light comes in the guy whose face is on Best looking stud of all time magazine.
"Oh this is going to be fun." I smirk at him
He looks at me and sighs "So this is the favor?"
Integra: "Yep, Alucard" he looks at me "Your going to japan"
Alex: "WHAT!?!, NO WAY!" he yells
"Heh, now who's my bitch" he glares at me
I and Him have had a rivalry going on for the past I don't know 80 or so years? It was during WWII I and Wala were killing nazis, and I'm pretty sure I was a man back then. Anyway, he was busy killing off Nazi in a secret base where I and Wala were sent to.
I admit I got a little mad because I mean cmon some random hot asshole just came out of nowhere and stole my kills, so I kinda tried to kill him and he snapped my neck in less than a second.
At first, I was confused because one second he was 100ft away, and the next he was right next to me. He killed me and left, after that I kept running into him and each time I would try to riddle him with holes, but It never worked.
Eventually, it kinda became a game between the two of us, We run into each other, I try to kill him. He either snaps my neck or releases his entire load into me with his long hard shaft.
Alex: "It was a gun."
"Don't interrupt my flashback."
Back to my retelling, We continued to run into each other with it always ending the same way, until in 2001 when Alex came out with his new invention the particle accelerator. From then on he got fame, money, and women. With his own shitty tv show that's really just a rip-off literally any Chinese Manhua anywhere.
Alex: "Shut up it's not a rip off"
"Interrupt me again and I'll suck your dick."
Alex: "What"
"What"
Alex: "What did you just say"
He kept getting more fame-
Alex: "Oi! Don't ignore me"
And more fame and eventually had run into trouble, thas when the Hellsing organization came to the rescue. Snakehead had targeted his company while he was on the other side of the planet. So our Amazing leader had the great idea to make him owe us a favor.
Alex: "And she wasted it on this"
"Heh"
Integra: "Alucard, pack your bags, and head down to the airport"
I salute and head off