The Reveal Part 2 / A Not So Shocking Revelation (I dropped hints)

(Alucard pov)

So, apparently, Alex is a woman.

I know shocker right.

Like the man, or woman literally looks like the perfect man. A body that looked to be sculpted by the Greek gods, not too bulky, not too lean, but a perfect mixture of both, a strong and defined jaw-line, deep, pricing purple eyes, glowing, slick black hair, a cold and indifferent attitude. Also his rumored 13-inch shlong. I mean cmon, who wouldn't want to take a peek.

Okay don't judge me on this,

I had just woken up after another one of my daily night terrors and wanted to prank Alex by pouring hot sticky slime all over her body. So I went out, bought some slime, heated it up in a pan, and went into her room.

I removed her covers and zipped down her onesie I got real close to her chest and I might have sniffed it but no one has to know, I expected to see a toned chest, and I did because she has a defined 6 pack, but what I wasn't expecting was bare boobs popping out and nearly slapping me in the face.

I was so shocked that I spilled the smile on myself. It didn't hurt, well it did but I was too preoccupied with trying to process all the information flooding into my brain. Somehow I managed to regain my bearings and take a closer look at her.

And the more I looked the more obvious it became, with those plump pink lips, and those small cute eyes and nose with that clear and glowing skin, also the flesh mountains on her chest kinda sealed the deal.

My hand hovered over the perky D-cup breasts.

'Fuck it'

I let my hand graze over her small pink areola and

Alex: "Hgggnnn~"

'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK' My brain went into overload and I might have gotten a minor nosebleed.

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Okay, I'm lying the floor was literally flooding with my blood by now. At that point, my brain said fuck all reason like it normally does and I roughly groped her tits.

Alex: "Hmmm~" she let out another moan

'I'm not a rapist, I'm not a rapist, I'm not a rapist' I kept repeating the same phrase in my head as my hands continued to wander across the valley of soft hills. I was literally harder than vibranium at this point.

Oh yeah, I didn't tell you?

I have a dick

Sometimes,

and this is one of those times

Confusing right?

'Heh'

Alex: "What are you doing?"

'Oh shit' I slowly lift my head up and meet Alex's gaze. 'fuck' that look she gave me, I might have cum a little.

"Uhh, monthly check-up?"

Alex: "....."

"....."

Alex: "....."

"Tee-hee" I bonk myself on the head while sticking my tongue out

Alex: "I'm going to castrate you"

"And like that, I'm out" I run out of the house as fast as I can. I run through the walls and onto the street, I make it a half-mile away when explosions start going off around me. 'She fucking rigged the street?' I jump over a car that explodes and takes my legs.

I regenerate them Mid-air, land on the ground, and continue to run. I make it all the way to the train station and hide in the bathroom.

"She'll never find me here"

Alex: "Is that so"

I slowly turn around and there she is still half-naked which is kinda hot but also has a gun in her hand "Hey let's talk" I back up against the door with my hands up

Alex: "NO" She points her gun at my head and pulls the trigger

I phase through the wall as the bullet tears through the door 'Shit shit shit shit shit shit' I go onto the train, and ride it all the way to Tokyo.

"Thank god I studied a map before I got here"

The train stops and I exit to the surface, there's a lot of people around 'Heh, she won't dare attack me here' I was wrong. As soon as I thought that a bullet whizzed straight by my face. I look around and my eyes land on a rooftop where Alex is still pointing her Revolver at me. 'Fuck me'

I teleport 6-miles away in hopes of losing her, landing on a rooftop of a high rise. I hunch down panting with my hands on my knees "Damn, I haven't been this tired since the witch trials"

Alex: "Alucard~" she says in a sickeningly sweet voice

"H-hey alex" I turn towards her.

Alex: "..." she says nothing as she continues to walk towards me 'No choice'

I pull out my guns and get ready for a fight. Alex stops walking '!?!' My instincts scream at me to dodge and I do just in time. Only not fast enough

Alex standing at the edge of the building with my arm "I was aiming for your upper half" she turns around and faces me.

"Heh, looks like I've been getting better at reading you," I say as I regenerate my arm

Alex disappears from my sight and reappears with her star sword. I bring up my guns to block and the force of her strike makes my legs buckle along with the building. "Hey, chill out, it was just some girl on girl action"

Bad move, as in an instant my head is separated from my body "Well shit" She crushes my head, and I blackout.

-LATER-

(Alex pov)

I just finished tearing off Alucards dick for the 109th time, and now she is a bloody mess in the basement. I clean my hands with a rag.

You know it was supposed to be torture but every time I grabbed her dick she somehow managed to cum. Never dropping in volume or thickness.

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

It got really annoying after the 3rd time so I started using gloves and rusty tools, but she didn't stop. In fact, I think she enjoyed it more than anything which sucks for me. I also had to burn down the basement, fuck it I did the whole building. I left Alucard in there to suffer a bit more but she loves the pain so I'm not sure it worked.

Anyway, Emi got her own apartment, which is good for her. I had Alex.Co build me a mansion instead of an apartment because I need a torture room for when Alucard does shit like this. I also need to find out her worst fears. It will be a difficult task but I plan to see it through.

So after the mansion was done I and Alucard moved in. I'm pretty sure she learned her lesson for now so I just let her run free for a bit. Bad move as 8 minutes after she left the house an orphanage suddenly caught fire, so I had to drag her all the way back.

-One the way back-

I'm currently dragging her by the collar through the streets

Alucard: "Hey"

"What"

Alucard: "We still on for dinner at 7?"

"That's the first thing you say?"

Alucard: "Sorry," she says in a low voice

"Hmm?" I lean in closer to her with my hand cupping my ear "Say again I didn't hear you"

Alucard: "I'm sorry okay," she says a lot louder

I smirk in satisfaction

Alucard: "So?"

"So what?"

Alucard: "The date?"

"Oh yeah I forgot about that"

Alucard: "What?!? Then what did I apologize for?!?"

I just look at her a smirk still present on my face

Alucard: "Cheeky bitch"

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"I have a question."

Alucard: "Shoot."

"Why are you always trying to get in my pants?"

Alucard: "Hmm, I never really thought about it before."

"*Sigh* seriously?"

Alucard: "But after a while, I finally figured it out."

"I'm listening."

Alucard: "Well, I mean, your hot, and strong, and rich, and fun to be around, and I feel like you really get me, and I think we have a lot in common."

"No, there's literally nothing about us that's the same."

Alucard: "You say that, but I've seen how you look at humans. During the past week that I've spent here, I've been observing you."

"You mean stalking?"

Alucard: "NO! I mean observing you, and I can say with certainty. You're like me, but you're weird because you act like your different."

"..."

Alucard: "You seem intent on existing like a human."

Alucard: "You walk among them, looking just like them, acting like them, living like them, but you aren't one of them, not at heart. You don't have to do the things you do, but you do for a reason I can't fathom, and at the end of the day it feels more like a cheap imitation of a human lifestyle."

"..."

Alucard: "You eat the same foods as them, and sleep in the same beds as them, do the same mundane tasks as them, but you don't hunger nor get tired. Not like they do, like humans do. You don't need sustenance or rest, but you chose to partake in the activity nonetheless all because humans do it. "

"..."

Alucard: "You go to school, even though you've already made things otherwise impossible for the technology of this era, and you make stuff for their betterment only to look down on them for their own ignorance. You see them as below you, yet actively try to convince yourself they're not, by putting yourself in their shoes."

"..."

Alucard: "You want to be just like them, you want to live like them, to laugh like them, to cry like them, but at your core, you know its impossible to achieve that absurd dream of yours, and it all stems from the fact that in the end, you can't understand them."

"..."

Alucard: "You have enough power to completely destroy this world ten times over but try to suppress it and act like you don't. You live like a human through and through, but you don't know what makes a human, a human and thus you try to fill that hole with anything you can, whether it be money, fame, sex, violence, but it doesn't get filled. It only grows bigger and bigger over time"

"..."

Alucard: "They laugh, but you don't understand their humor, they cry but you don't understand their sorrow, they get angry but you don't understand their rage. So instead you try to imitate them, to copy them, to mimic them, but in the end, you can't bring out the full emotions, only bits and pieces of it."

"..."

Alucard: "You do all these things in a sad attempt to become them, but it looks more like a sloppy impression of a human being, an empty shell devoid of anything that makes a human a human and filled with cheap knockoffs instead. And the true you comes out in the form of indifference and apathy towards their plight and conflicts."

"..."

Alucard: "You asked me why I like you, and I can say with 100% of confidence. It's because you're just like me." she ends it with a grin.

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"I-

Alucard: "That and you're a dirty fag-