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Alex pov

I'm in the local convenience store just looking through the different snacks, I pick up a Diriko and look it over.

'No' I put it back on the shelf

I continue to look around for a bit and end up just sticking with a simple Professor salt. It's not a bad drink but I honestly prefer Heroin, the drink not the drug.

I walk up to the counter and the cashier rings me up

"Thank you for shopping at 11-7 good sir" he tells me

I just nod my head, pick up my drink and walk out of the store, I head down the road to my apartment. I pop open the cap and take a swig. I spit it out instantly

"Why did I buy this?" I ask myself as I just toss it away 'Tastes like motor oil'

I decided to take a shortcut and walk through an alleyway with my hands in my pockets. I reach a dead end...

"Damn" I turn around and there are now 3 big burly men nowhere.

Man 1: "Give us your money kid" He points a knife at me.

'Cliche as hell' I just stare at the man and the second guy gets agitated

man 2: "Hey kid" he walks up to me and picks me up by the collar

I just let him, because it's not like it hurts or anything.

He slams me against the wall and puts a knife against my neck

'Borning'

Man 2: "Listen here you little-"

I don't let him finish and cut off his hand at speeds human eyes could not perceive. He looks at his hand only to find nothing but a stump as blood starts spurting out of the wound.

He drops to the ground writhing in pain and holding his arm

Man 2: "HELP ME YOU ASSHOLES" he looks back for help but the other two men are just standing there with holes in their chests. He looks back at me in fear and I slowly approach him.

I crouch down, grab his head and slam it down on the pavement, over and over again until it's unrecognizable. I let go of his head and leave the alleyway. There was no blood on my clothes and no one around so no need to escape.

I get to the train station and see a woman with red hair, yellow eyes, and armor crouching down near the entrance.

'An angle?'

I approach the woman and she looks up at me

'Oh, a Halfbreed'

"Why are you out here in such weird cosplay" I decided to play dumb for now

Woman: "Oh uh" she starts thinking of an excuse "I just got back from a friends place, yea that's it"

I just stare at the woman and she starts sweating "I uh, don't have a home" she admits

I look up at the sky as the woman just sits there 'she's here then Satan must be as well' I look back down at her 'Why not'

I offer her my hand and she looks at me confused "Would you like to live with me for now?"

She seems shocked for a second before looking at me suspiciously "How do I know you won't try something"

"Because I'm not trying to get stabbed by a sword"

Woman: "Sword?"

"The sword on your hip"

Woman: "I-i don't know what you're talking about?" she feigns ignorance

"Hmm"

I retract my hand and start to walk away, she gets up in a hurry and comes after me "Okay, okay it's a real sword"

"Was that so hard?"

She grumbles something and we head into the train station. I pay for her ticket and we hop on the train.

"Alex Curtis" I introduce myself

Woman: "???"

I point at her and her face gets red in embarrassment before introducing herself "Emi Yusa"

-LATER-

So I took her to my apartment. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment with 1 kitchen and bath. The apartment building is privately owned by Alex corporations. I use the alias Al Curt because all the fame can get annoying. Having An IQ of 500 really makes you see just how dumb the human race really is.

When I first reincarnated It only took me 27-ish years to come to earth and see what was wrong with everything. I was a major idiot in my last life but I wasn't Naive. But with my new powers came what I lacked in my last life, perspective and understanding. If I didn't do what I did, then in 180 years all living beings on earth would have died from a multitude of disasters.

Global warming would have melted the ice caps and raised the sea level as well as increased the base temperature. Death from head strokes would have increased immensely, wildfires would be 10x more common and 10x harder to contain. Tsunamis, Hurricanes, and even tornados would have seen New tiers as high as even F20.

Just 1 F20 tornado could in theory destroy an entire continent within mere hours, so don't even get me started on the hurricanes and Tsunamis of the same magnitude. All this is because of Global warming. It's stupid to think about because humans know that unless we find alternate energy these are inevitabilities but greed keeps us stupid.

Global warming isn't the only problem as an organization called Snakehead is hellbent on destroying the world. But on the upside we have superheroes. They are called the revengers.

Genius billionaire playboy Philanthropist Tammy Stork, also known as Metal woman.

Freedoms poster woman Sargent USA. Waken up 70 years after the 2nd world war where she fought against Snakehead and crimson Bonehead.

A Norse god from Asgard Tar Odindaughter, the god of thunder and sister to the god of tricks Lokiki do you love me are you riding, say you never ever leave from beside me OdinDaughter.

Yes that's her entire name.

There are others but the list is too long Lokiki is a villain, by the way, who led an army to attack Newyork call the Kitsorry. Also apparently Forever stones are a thing of power created with the birth of the universe.

All Might stone

Expanse stone

Causality stone

Flow stone

Intellect stone

Spirit stone

Dumb as hell names but hey I didn't name them.

Anyway, I had just gotten out of the shower and didn't have much but undergarments and a towel on. I went to the living room because I conveniently forgot that I let someone else stay at my house.

Emi: "W-w-w- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" she screams at me with a red face

"Oh, I forgot you were here" I towel just so happens to drop right as I said that

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