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Its a trap, not! (Yesn't)(Non't)

Yada Yada guy dies, reincarnation, wishes, blah blah blah spin the wheel all.......Spin the wheel? Tags: genderbender, reincarnation, reverse trap, multiverse, opmc, comedy (NONE OF THE SHIT HERE IS MY OWN EXCEPT THE STORY DIRECTION) (So this story will be for shit and giggles, and not make much sense but I enjoyed writing it so it is what it is.)

Nxgen_Snail_Kota · Anime & Comics
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13 Chs

Revengers (Not a side chapter)

Tammy: "Alright as to the reason I called you here"

"?"

Tammy: "Snakehead is getting ready for a final assault"

Everyone except me: "!?!?!?!?!"

Tar: "How did you obtain such information?"

Tammy points at me

"I did get attacked by snakehead soldiers on my way here"

Sara: "How many!?!"

"5-thousand, I'd assume they wanted to be rid of me before initiating their final plan"

Brune: "Why you?"

"Because they managed to get ahold on some of my tech"

Everyone: "!?!"

Sara: "I thought that Alex.Co's weapon division was impenetrable?"

"It was supposed to be"

Tammy: "But???"

"But, one of our shipments suddenly disappeared 1 year back, and it seems that Snakehead attempted to replicate my tech"

Sara: "How far did they get?"

"It was a shipment of Lex.v5 assault rifles, and explosives, but they only managed to replicate it to v2"

Tammy: "So then, it's not as bad as It could be?"

I nod my head

Tammy: "Alright then here's the plan"

-Later-

So the plan went to shit.

We intended to raid Snakehead's main base of operations and because we destroyed all these sub ones. It was going well at first but then Snakehead came at us with clones of the revengers. They all fought one on one with their counterparts and all died. Now I'm all that's left surrounded by my former comrade's clones.

The base was situated in the Sahara desert with no living beings within a 1000-mile radius.

"What a pain"

I start charging up my self-destruct, a black dome of lightning surrounds my body as the energy increases exponentially. The clones start attacking the dome but can't penetrate it.

I finish charging and blow up with the force of 500 megatons of TNT leveling the base and everything within a 100-mile radius. As the dust settles in left in a crater with a 106-mile radius.

"That was boring"

I use my time manipulation to revive the revengers and manipulate their memories. The snakeheads set off a huge bomb in an attempt to kill us all off, I use some new bullshit technology to save us and the snakeheads all died in the resulting explosion.

I took Alucard back home and decided to take a vacation.

-Later at home-

So apparently satan came to japan as well. I don't really care that's a problem for Emilia the hero to handle. I enter the house with Alucard close behind me.

"Looks like Emi is still out"

Alucard: "Good~" she pounces on me tacking me to the ground and straddling my waist

"What are you doing?" I ask not really caring

Alucard: "Taking a piece of that fine ass"

"At least take me to dinner you thot"

Alucard: "Okay" she gets off me and sits on the couch

"Huh"

Alucard: "What?"

"I was not expecting that to work" I pick myself up and head to the kitchen

Alucard: "Grab me a stub heavy while you're in there"

"What makes you think I have Beer in here"

Alucard: "Because I raided your hidden stash last night, in fact, it was really easy to find"

"You mother fucker"

Alucard: "I wish your mom was pretty hot" she smirks at me

"..."

Alucard: "...."

"...."

Alucard: "*Innocent smile*"

"Don't even try that shit with me" I just grab a BoomPastrie and go to my room. "Go to bed before 7 am" I tell her before closing the door.

I change into my onesie and flop down on my bed. "What a day" I let out a heavy sigh. I sit up and grab my computer from out of my bad. I turn it on, open goggle silver, as well as mepipe. I click on my favorite youtube CORYXKENSHIN, the full release of yandere Simulator finally came out.

I relax into my bed and just sit there for the rest of the night watching MePipe.