I hate you

Alex pov

"Why"

Integra: "Why what?"

"You know why" I glare at her and she smirks at me

Integra: "Because I can't handle her at the moment, and I'm running out of money to constantly fix the stuff she breaks on a daily basis."

"So you called me?"

Integra: "You have money, and lots of it so yeah."

"I would rather just fund your shitty organization than deal with this."

Integra: "Well this counts as a vacation for me as well, so nope."

"Whatever" I fix my cuffs "Fucking vamprei hunters" I mutter under my breath as I head outside

I walk out the door and see Alucard in my car, In the driver's seat.

"Out"

She looks at me and smiles innocently "What?" she asks in a sweet and cute voice

"That shit doesn't work on me, get out"

She drops the act and smirks at me "cmon, I'm a great driver"

"Says the one who painted a car in goats blood then crashed it into a tree"

Alucard gasps "You wound me good sir" she fakes being hurt

*Sigh* 'What a pain'

I move her out of the driver's seat with my speed and hop in

Alucard: "Hmm~ I wonder kind of speed you'll show me in bed~" she licks her lips

"Not happening, Integra told me how you like to bite."

Alucard: "No comment"

I start up my car and drive out of the premises. During the entire drive, Alucard kept trying to get in my pants literally and figuratively. At one point she even tried to use her powers to forcefully rip off my clothes, but because Alex corporation made these is didn't work.

Alex corporation makes all kinds of things from clothes, to weapons, to cars, to phones, even to a soda brand, which is the most popular soda on the market as of now called ALXE+ its both tasty and healthy.

And for only 99 yen you can get it at your local 11-7, and if you're lucky enough you can get the special can, with a unique bar code, that will allow you to collect a signed picture of myself, from me, for free!

Anyway, my clothes are made of nanites with a built-in automatic repair function, shock, and kinetic energy absorption, and it also lets me use my signature Self-Destruct power with having to replace my suit every time I use it, and I use it a lot.

My signature gun called the Lex-V6 is the 6th iteration of a kind of a test gun. It was made specifically for me because I can generate Infinite energy I made the gun with the purpose to be able to handle my infinite energy and shoot it out according. At one point I charged it with enough force to blow up the entire solar system and might have actually done it.

But with the power of the speed force and a zip here and a zoom there with a sprinkle of time manipulation, everything went back to normal.

Anyway, we made it to the airport and as soon as I got out we were swarmed with more fangirls.

'Fucking hell'

My bodyguards moved them away from us and I got through security just fine but alucard, set off the metal detector. She put her gun on the table and everyone freaked out. I had to calm them down by saying she's a new recruit to my company and they bought it. So we managed to enter my private jet with no problem. I sat down with Alucard right in front of me.

"You're an idiot"

She takes a seat and orders some wine

Alucard: "It's not my fault they won't let me carry guns around"

"God I hate you"

Alucard: "You know you love me" The plane takes off

-Later over the pacific ocean-

Alucard: "Hey"

"What"

Alucard: "Why don't you use your speed to get us there faster?"

"Because I can't just appear somewhere"

Alucard: "Why?"

"Are you brain dead?"

Alucard: "Hey, I take offense to that"

*Sigh* "Imagine if a celebrity came to Japan, and the next day was suddenly in America without anyone knowing, It would be kinda Sus right?"

Alucard: "Why do you even care?"

"Because I'm a public figure? Obviously, I care about my reputation."

Alucard: "I know all that, but why do you care?"

"Do I need to repeat myself? Are you just choosing not to listen to me?"

Alucard: "Do I need to say it?"

"Say what? What the hell are you talking about."

Alucard: "Why are you putting up a front for them?"

"I don't know what you mean."

Alucard: "Yes you do, in fact, ill repeat it loud and clear so you can understand. Why the-"

"Finish that sentence and I'll kill us both" I threaten

Alucard:"..."

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Alucard:"..."

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Alucard: "....."

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Alucard: "F-"

*BOOM*