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Its a trap, not! (Yesn't)(Non't)

Yada Yada guy dies, reincarnation, wishes, blah blah blah spin the wheel all.......Spin the wheel? Tags: genderbender, reincarnation, reverse trap, multiverse, opmc, comedy (NONE OF THE SHIT HERE IS MY OWN EXCEPT THE STORY DIRECTION) (So this story will be for shit and giggles, and not make much sense but I enjoyed writing it so it is what it is.)

Nxgen_Snail_Kota · Anime & Comics
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13 Chs

Freaky Alien Genotype / Tragic Back Story / It all went to shit

"You finish that sentence and I won't hesitate to punch you in your throat."

Alucard: "*Ahem* what I was going to say before I was rudely interrupted was, I see a freaky alien genotype over there." she said as she points at the flying saucer just hovering above the city.

"Aliens?" I ask confused as I look up at the ship, and suddenly a robotic voice starts speaking to the entire city.

Ship: "Salutations Organic life forms. Please remain motionless as we extract your internal essence."

"What?"

Then everyone started freaking out, it's currently mid-day so there were a lot of people on the streets and awake at the moment so now it's just chaos, and the ship didn't stay still, a weird blue beam came from its underbelly, and hundreds if not thousands of sliver, skeel, and humanoid robotic soldiers started marching out of the newly created portal.

With disintegration guns in hand, they started opening fire on the populous.

I look over at Alucard who is slowly grabbing her guns from her coat, she stops when she notices me looking.

"No"

Alucard: "But, it's aliens!"

"No" I remain firm

Alucard: "Pretty please?" she gives my puppy eyes

"No."

Alucard: "Why not?" she whines

"Because things have already gone to shit, we don't need an immortal vampire with destructive tendencies in the mix."

Alucard: "I'll keep the damage to a minimum." she pleads

*Press X to doubt*

Alucard: "What?"

"That's a lie, and we both know it."

Alucard: "Then how about a deal?"

"Hmm?" I raise an eyebrow

Alucard: "You let me go fight, and I'll follow anyone command you have."

"Deal"

Alucard: "Huh? Just like that?" she says in disbelief

"You have no idea how long I've waited to put a leash on you."

Alucard: "Ohhh Kinky~"

"Don't you have aliens to slaughter?"

Alucard just shrugs and runs off with a grin appearing on her face, I just sigh and use my super speed to slow down time and walk away from the battle. While walking down the street, I see people's frozen figures and faces contorted into mixtures of fear, dread, hate, and...Arousal?

Shaking my head I continue my walk while looking at the citizens that were running away from certain death, only to be halted in place like statues. Ever since I came here, to this version of earth, both my opinion of humans and my empathy for them has slowly declined until I reached a point where I just don't care about them anymore.

I hate to admit it, but Alucard, for once was right.

The old me, if he heard what I'm about to say would probably punch me in the face, or lecture me about compassion and love, but I can't find it in my heart, anywhere to give a single fuck about the animals known as humans.

Maybe it's a result of my change in race, maybes it's because I got my powers, or maybe it's because of my upbringing.

Growing up in heaven was not all sunshine and rainbows as one might think, despite the picture the humans of ente isla had of us, we were anything but righteous and just. The angels could be just as selfish, greedy, petty, and hateful as the most despicable of humans. The only difference between us was, we had power that surpassed theirs, and even our powers were derived from their existence, so we planted ourselves as immortals, as gods in their eyes so we could sustain our place above them.

In fact, the reason why ente isla is in its current situation is because our leader wants it that way. The tree of life, Yggdrasil is what maintains our celestial force, or powers in this case. If the humans managed to harness the power of the tree then they could strip us of our abilities and become much stronger than we, so our leader sealed the tree within heaven as it originally resided on ente isla.

From there, we absorbed much more of its essence and became stronger, however because the tree was not on ente isla anymore, both the quality and quantity of magic in the air declined heavily, and because the demons derive their magic from negative emotions they were not affected, but the humans saw a drastic decrease in power, and population once the demons realized they were getting weaker.

The technology of the world, stagnated as the humans had to focus all their energy on trying to keep their kingdoms and villages from collapsing. The church, that's run by us, took advantage of the disparity rising amongst the humans and started indoctrinating the people into their religion, that worships the beings that reside on ente isla's blue moon; I.E us.

We started taking in humans that had nothing, nothing at all, and turned them into 3rd generation angles, which are basically just humans with wings, but it's what the wings symbolized that gave them their power and authority. Soon most of the human population knew of the religion and most had joined already, those that did not were killed on the premise of 'consorting with demons'.

It was bloody, to say the least, and as a 1st generation child I had to watch, every single time, I had to watch as the humans mercilessly killed each other, over and over again, for simple differences. It might have deteriorated my mental state, if not for my infinite regeneration, so over time I just slowly stopped caring about what I saw.

At some point, I just thought it was getting old when I watched a mother kill her son because he helped a little goblin girl. It stopped affecting me, and I stopped being moved by their deaths, in mind, it was just dumb.

They had made me watch, my teachers wanted me to know that the humans were below us, and it seems it worked. We angels do not reproduce naturally unless forced to, most of the time we are birthed in pods, enmasse, hundreds at a time, to keep our numbers high, as we were, and still are, at war with the devils on the red moon.

We had teachers, telling us about our oh-so-great history and teaching us about the human race, and how they were made to serve our needs, about the devils and their scourge that only we could erase from the face of the universe.

We had combat instructors that taught us how to fight with any weapons we could get our hands on. Swords, knives, hammers, whips, spears, bows, anything really. Every month we would fight each other to the death, to see if we had made any progress, by the end of our child-years only 1 would remain from each birthing group, and I was lucky enough to be one of them, or unlucky, depends on how you want to look at it.

And then finally we had magic tutors.

Celestial magic is vastly different from the ones humans use, it's ten times more potent but also takes ten times more magic to use. But the effects are worth it, and each first-generation angel has a unique magic that's special to them or their family line. It's basically genetic.

My specialty was lightning magic, as one would expect. I could do a lot with it, I could create it, manipulate it, increase the voltage up to 100 quadrillion volts, make golems and clones made of lightning, create thunderstorms, charge and discharge electrons, create and manipulate ions, make limbs and appendages out of it, sending small bits into one's brain to paralyze them or turn them into human bombs, I could stimulate my muscles with lightning for increase strength, or send it to my brain to slow down my perception of time, use telepathy by sending electric signals containing with my thoughts into someone's brain, mind control by manipulating the brains electric signals, become an EMP, absorb it and increase my magic pool, teleport by switching places with lightning strikes, imbue objects with it, create physical constructs out of it, I could even turn either parts or my entire body into lightning, so for as long as I had magic I was unparalleled when it came to the control and application of lightning.

(A/N: If yall know any more lightning-based powers let me know)

And because I had a bigger magic pool than even our leader I was given special privileges and even a nobles title.

And once we hit ten, we were shipped off to the battlefield, that was what was supposed to happen, but because I was a royal angle, or first-generation, as they call it, I was special.

When I say first generation I don't mean literally, I just mean my genes are purer than the rest. So instead of being cannon fodder, I was sent to the capital instead, and there I was trained to be an elite soldier, the training there was 10 times more intense and dangerous, death was a common occurrence, and I was no stranger.

I was then lectured in manners and social edicate, as well as business and science, biology, psychology, chemistry, subatomic particles, and because of my enhanced intelligence, I mastered all these subjects with ease.

Once that was done I was sent to the red, and I started the slaughter. I cared not for their lives, if they were guilty or innocent, nor for their feelings towards me and my brethren, I just killed them like I was ordered.

I spent 24 years fighting against them, and every day my kill count only got higher and higher, I became an elder in rank, and led thousands of kids, all of who were just like me into battle, I gained merit, and prestige, I became a known figure, but it never did anything for me.

And then I was caught up in a trap, the enemy had lured us to a vast open area and set off a black matter bomb to eradicate over half our deployed forces.

While the explosion was getting larger and larger and incinerating everything it came into contact with, I was in slowed time just thinking.

Why am I fighting for them? Killing for them? Dedicating my life to a cause I feel nothing for? Not once had I ever experienced joy since I came here, it was only pain, training, and war.

Thinking back on it now I realized that, there was no love or joy in their eyes when they praised me for my efforts, only greed. There was no affection or happiness when I succeded in mastering magic, only desire, and envy. Every single time I excelled they would only increase the difficulty ten-fold, there were no breaks, no reprieves, no time for fun or playing, there was only indoctrination and the mission.

I was tired of it.

It was at that moment when I decided for myself to leave, I opened up a gate to another planet and walked through as the explosion killed everyone I had come to know during my campaign, I didn't really know where I was going, but it had to be better than this right? Thus I found myself on earth, in the year 1889.

-Meanwhile back at the plot-

In an abandoned building that's currently being deconstructed, A woman in a purple suit with white face paint, and a facial scar running across her lips covered with smeared red lipstick can be seen overlooking a city somewhere in America.

With a larger-than-life grin on her face, she grabs a remote from inside her coat pocket and says the next 4 words slowly as she presses the red button "And, here. We. Go."

~~~

For the next few moments, it was all silent, the world continued on as if nothing happened, then BOOM a bomb went off in the city down below destroying a hospital and killing hundreds, panic ensued and then not long after another bomb went off inside of a high school, and thousands of kids were incinerated instantly.

The BOOM another building went down and fell on top of another almost doubling the original kill count.

BOOM a bridge was blown up trapping cars on each side and dropping the unlucky ones into the sea below.

BOOM a sky scraper's support beams were detonated and everyone looked up in horror as it started to fall down onto the city, and when it impacted millions died, and a huge cloud of dust and rubble was kicked up and sent flying killing even more as the rubble shot through their bodies like bullets and cannonballs.

The local police force tried to help the best they could but because of the nature of the attack they could do nothing, the firefighters tried putting out the leftover flames from the destruction but there were too many fires spreading out across the city, the hospitals were all bombed so no medical relief was available and thousands died from their wounds.

Unfortunately, this was not just happening in one place, all over the world different attacks were being carried out by different entities, aliens invaded japan, monsters born from intense radiation invaded Korea, zombies and undead spread throughout Russia, supervillains attacked different US states and cities, Europe was facing an incurable plague that managed to infect 32% of their population in less than 7 hours, a massive wave of flames was spreading throughout south American, an F15 tidal wave was washing over the entirety of Africa, the middle east is being invaded by incorporeal entities, and a giant meteor almost 10 kilometers wide was heading straight for china.

It was chaos, the world was in flames both figuratively and quite literally, and everyone was dying.

TLDR: Its all going to shit