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Its a trap, not! (Yesn't)(Non't)

Yada Yada guy dies, reincarnation, wishes, blah blah blah spin the wheel all.......Spin the wheel? Tags: genderbender, reincarnation, reverse trap, multiverse, opmc, comedy (NONE OF THE SHIT HERE IS MY OWN EXCEPT THE STORY DIRECTION) (So this story will be for shit and giggles, and not make much sense but I enjoyed writing it so it is what it is.)

Nxgen_Snail_Kota · Anime & Comics
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13 Chs

A real fu*king vamp-collage student

I use self-destruct on the plane. The plane explodes and Alucard laughs as she is incinerated by my flames. With the force of 100 megatons of TNT one would assume that she died instantly, but nope. Being a true vampire pretty much ensures that there's only 1 way to kill the bitch.

I use my speed to get home and set up an Alabi.

[Title- Genius of the century and Ceo of Alex corporation predicted the attack and faked a plane ride back home. Ceo returned to our great nation safe and sound.]

-Later at home-

I open the door and go into my room. I take off my suit and get in a simple black onesie.

I hop in bed because it's currently 23:41 over here and drift off to sleep.

-Back with Alucard-

Alucard: "WIIIILLLLLLSSSSOOOOOONNNN!!!"

-Later at home-

"..."

Alucard: "..."

"..."

Alucard: "..."

"Why are you in my bed"

Alucard: "Because"

I kick her out of my room and slam the door. I can tell she is pouting but, I have to get ready. I take off my onesie and put it on my bed. I adorn my standard fit. And head into the living room where Alucard is wearing a red nightgown watching Exploration Hour.

She looks at me with an amused smile "What's up doc"

"Get up and get dressed"

Alucard: "Why"

"Because part of the deal was you" I point at her "Have to go to school"

*Shocked Alucard face*

Emi comes out of her room she takes a look at Alucard and blushes "Who's this?" she comes out in a grey vest with a white button-up undershirt, a blue bow, and a brown skirt.

"You found a job?"

Emi: "Yes that's right, anyway who's this"

"A headache"

Alucard gets up and walks right up to Emi, she offers a hand "My name is Alucard" Emi looks at Alucards chest and blushes again, then shakes her hand "M-my name is Emi Yusa" Alucard gets close to Emi's ear and whispers something in her ear that makes her face explode.

'Goddammnit'

"Alucard stop messing with Emi and get ready"

Alucard: "Aww, no fun" she pouts and goes into my room

"Sorry about her Emi"

Emi: "N-no, I-its fine. I-i'm leaving now" she hurries out the door

Alucard comes out in her signature outfit and we head down to the garage. I hop in the front seat of a dirty sedan and Alucard gets in the passenger and puts her feet up on the dash.

"Feet off"

Alucard: "Why" she complains

"Because I said so"

Alucard: "No"

"What?" I ask irritated

Alucard: "Nope" she sounds it out slowly so I just cut off her feet and close up the wound in less than a 1/100,000,000 of a second as to not get dirty vampire blood on my car.

It might be shit, but I don't want blood on it

Alucard just squeezes her legs together and moans as I drive out onto the street "I haven't been this wet since the Salem witch trials."

"You're disgusting."

-Later-

I pull into Genesis Uni.

Genesis University is the top school in the country, all types of gifted students gather there with an acceptance rate of 0.01%, and with a 100% job acceptance rate after graduating it became the top uni that everyone wants to get into.

I am actually the top student in the whole school. My Alabi Al curt is known as the plain genius. Because I don't ever take off my glasses or bennie no one will recognize me and I can live a semi-normal life everyone thinks I just look average and can easily fade into the background.

We both hop out of the car and people start talking

Male Student 1: "Who's the babe with Al?"

Male student 2: "Lucky"

Male student 3: "I bet he blackmailed her"

Female student 1: "She tries too hard"

Female student 2: "I bet she's only with him because he's top of the school

Female student 3: "I bet she has a rich family, how else would she look so good?"

Alucard: "Wow"

"I fucking hate this school sometimes"

We walk in ignoring all the gossip and cracks at us.

"Alright, go to the student council office to get your schedule" I leave her alone

Alucard: "Where?"

I just walk around the corner and head to my class. 'God I hope she's not in my class' I walk into my first period. Because of my grades, I only have 3 classes I take.

1st period- Advanced Computer software engineering

Free period

2nd period- Cooking

3rd period- Child psychology

I enter the class and head to the back of the class where my best friend Jason is sitting in the back playing break Superior on his WE FLIP. I sit down next to him just in time for him to get 3 Capitaled

"Heh, that ain't Falcon" I comment looking over his shoulder

Jason: "Shut it" he puts his FLIP away and gets out his Kam Note wind 31.

Jason is the second top student of the school and the exact opposite of me. Outgoing, popular, he looks pretty good and even does some modeling work. He works out regularly and is 6'3 so all the girls constantly swarm him. But he is also a huge Gamer. No one knows except me, and that's why he is my best friend.

He doesn't bother me about my appearance and cold personality while I don't bother him about his conflicting character.

Jason: "So what's up with that job" He also knows about my Alex persona and the fact that I'm not a boy.

"I'd rather not talk about work, it's annoying" I set my bag down and take out my computer it's a custom one made by Alex Co. With a processing speed 10.1GHz, 7TB of storage, 128 GB of ram, and the most expensive integrated GPU money can build. It's pretty much the most powerful computer in the world available to the public. But because it cost 23,000$ most people don't even bother looking at it.

Jason: "Must be cool being the richest woman on earth" He snarks

"Must be nice being a part of one of the most powerful families in the world" I retort

Jason Kamuzi. Is the heir to the Kamuzi household. One of the only original remaining families from the Azuchi-momoyama period who was one of the main supporters of Oda Nobunaga. Their reputation and power only grew during and after Oda's take over of all of Japan and nowadays everyone knows about them.

The Professor claps his hands as we all look forward.

Prof: "Alright class, we have a new student coming in today"

'Goddamnit'

Prof: "Let's give a warm welcome to Ms. Alucard Tepes an exchange student from England"

The bane of my existence walks through the door with an irritating smile on her face. She goes up to the board writes her name.

Alucard: "Let's have a good year" she bows and smiles at everyone

-Meanwhile in an unknown location, in an undefined time period, in a random sector of the universe, some suspicious-looking fellows were planning to commit a nefarious act in a location known only to them, at a timeframe known only to them, in a specified sector of the universe known only to them.-