A fight on the rooftop / Snakes

Alexa attacks first throwing knives at Alucard who just dodges to the side and fires off her guns. Alexa spins her sword and blocks the shots then rushes at Alucard. She slashes at her and manages to nick her clothing. They continue at this for a while, firing guns and slashing swords while dodging.

Alucard backs off and fires off her guns at seemingly random intervals and directions.

Alexa misreads this as Alucard getting tired and goes in for the kill. Alexa pushes Alucard back against the wall and blocks off her escape with knife throws. Alucard looks for an escape but Alexa keeps her on her toes.

Right as Alexa is about to stab her blade into Alucard, Alucard turns the tables on her by flipping over the attack and shooting her in the shoulder, As Alucard lands she trips over one of my N&N's Alexa's grin widens, and spins around aiming to cut her head off and right as she is about to, alucard smirks.

Alucard: "Release restraint level 1" her jacket opens and a bunch of eyes appears in the dark areas and a big black dog rushes of his coat out with lots of teeth aiming to chomp Alexa in half. It manages to take a big chunk out of the side of her body. She backs off in time to survive but not in time to avoid damage.

She falls to her knees holding her wound with her swords nearby. Alucard smirks and walks up to her with her guns out, pointing them right at Alexa's forehead. "Bye," she fires off her gun as Alexa's body falls backward limp.

She skips over to me all proud "Hey, did ya see? Did ya Did ya?"

"Behind you"

She turns around in time to get her head cut off and Both of Alexas wounds start to heal. "Dirty vampire scum, go back to hell you stupid protestant bastard," She says as Alucard's head and body fall to the ground. She then looks at me with her swords out.

Alexa: "For cooperating with a vampire, you deserve to die" she stabs me in the gut cuts sideways to have my entrails stain the roof.

"Goddammit" I stand up as my wound regenerates "Now I need to wash it" I look at Alexa as she looks at me in shock "Do you know how hard it is to clean the blood off white?!"

Alexa: "So your Heathen scum too"

"I'm not, but she is, go kill her again" I point at Alucard's body

Alexa: "Ha? I already did" She attempts to stab me again but I just move to the door, she looks back at me with a wide grin "I cut her head off"

"That's step 1, what about 2-3-10?"

Alexa:"!?!"

Alucard's body turns into a black goo and reforms into her normal state. "You done goofed" she points her guns at Alexa

Alexa: "How the bloody hell did ya do that?"

Alucard: "Fuck you that's how"

Alexa: "Alright fuck it, To hell with ya heathens" She brings her swords together and is surrounded by glowing papers. When it dies down she is nowhere to be seen.

Alucard puts her guns away and walks to me smiling

"What"

Alucard: "You do care about me"

"Since when?"

Her smile just grows wider and she leaves the roof.

"What the fuck?" I also head down

-Later-

School is over, for me at least so I head to the parking lot and get in my car. Alucard comes with me because I need to babysit her 24/7 otherwise she might go on one of her walks. I drive out of the lot with all eyes on me.

I head down the road and get a call while driving

Alucard: "Texting and driving is a big no no" she wags her fingers

I just Ignore her and answer the call "What"

???: "We need you here"

"Is it a world threat?"

???: "..."

"*Sigh* of course it is, I'll be there in a couple of minutes" I hang up the phone and focus on driving.

Alucard: "That a girlfriend *LeGasp* Are you cheating on me?!?" she accuses me

"Can you not talk for like 10 seconds"

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"I swear If y-"

Alucard: "Hey look a bomb"

"Bomb?"

*BOOM*

The car explodes. I get out with my speed in time but Alucard gets fucked up. I land on the street as Literally hundreds of SnakeHead's soldiers surround me. Some in the buildings, most of them on the street. They even brought their new toys.

The Viper, a heavily armored Titanium lined heavy tank with high-density electron cannons that can destroy an entire city block with a single shot.

'Tch'

SnakeHead man 1: "We have you now Black racer"

I look around and there are now more than before. I can sense at least 5 thousand of them, they managed to evacuate everyone in a 6-mile radius. They brought in some attack helicopters, Armed with stasis beams and with a 60MM heavy magic cannon that can punch through even 50inches of steel.

'They really went all out just for me'

SnakeHead Commander: "All units get ready to fire"

All of my enemies ready their weapons. The tanks start charging, the helicopter's guns start spinning and all the heavy infantry ready their Lex-v2 Rocket launcher.

'They managed to get some of my tech'

Snakehead commander: "FIRE" he orders

All the snakehead soldiers, tanks, and Choppers start unloading all their rounds into me.

SnakeHead Commander: "KEEP FIRING" he orders as the tanks unleash their cannons on me, each one exploding with enough force to incinerate any normal person 1000 times over, and the helicopters firing at speeds surpassing 600kms and with power rivaling 10 tons of TNT.

After what felt like hours because it was an actual hour they finally run out of ammo. The dust doesn't settle for another 10 minutes and when it does I'm standing in the same place I was with my clothes perfectly intact.

Snakehead Commander: "Impossible"

"Boring"

The edges of my eyes line with black lightning. And in less than an Attosecond, I kill every single soldier here, leaving only the commander alive. The tanks explode, and the Helicopters fall to the street and detonate upon crashing into the ground. The commander looks around at his forces decimated and then back at me trembling with fear.

In his eyes, I disappeared from my previous location and reappeared right in front of him. In reality, I just slowed downtime and walked over to him. I vibrate my hand at supersonic speeds and plunge it into his chest rupturing his heart and killing him

I look around at the devastation their attack caused, and Alucard finally gets up

"Took you long enough"

Alucard: "What, I wanted to let you have your fun"

"*Sigh whatever let's just go"

I speed over to her and pick her up bridal style "My prince~"

"Say that again and I'll drop you from the stratosphere" She just smiles at me 'Weirdo' I use my speed and gets us right to Revengers tower. I run up the side of the building and right to the helipad.

Alucard: "Ohh, you even have some superhero friends to go with the whole facade."

I drop Alucard to the floor but she just floats there. I walk in as Alucard follows behind me admiring the building. I head to the main meeting room where the revengers are having a meeting.

"I'm here now" They all look towards me "What?"

Tammy: "What's with the get-up?"

"You called me on my way out from school" I sit down in one of the chairs as Alucard comes in. She sits on my lap

"Why?"

Alucard: "Because all the other seats are taken"

I just throw her out the window "Whhhheeeee" she screams as she falls to the ground

Sara: "Who was that, and is she going to be okay"

"A walking talking aneurism inducing predator and I hope not."