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Its a trap, not! (Yesn't)(Non't)

Yada Yada guy dies, reincarnation, wishes, blah blah blah spin the wheel all.......Spin the wheel? Tags: genderbender, reincarnation, reverse trap, multiverse, opmc, comedy (NONE OF THE SHIT HERE IS MY OWN EXCEPT THE STORY DIRECTION) (So this story will be for shit and giggles, and not make much sense but I enjoyed writing it so it is what it is.)

Nxgen_Snail_Kota ยท Anime & Comics
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13 Chs

A Confession on the rooftop?!?!?!?!

๐‘ท๐’“๐’†๐’—๐’Š๐’๐’–๐’”๐’๐’š ๐’๐’

๐‘ฐ๐’•๐’” ๐’‚ ๐’•๐’“๐’‚๐’‘ ๐’๐’๐’•(๐’€๐’†๐’”๐’'๐’•)(๐‘ต๐’๐’'๐’•)

๐‘ช๐’‚๐’๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’Š๐’ ๐’‚ ๐’‡๐’‚๐’—๐’๐’“

๐‘ฝ๐’‚๐’Ž๐’‘๐’Š๐’“๐’†๐’”

๐‘ฌ๐’™๐’‘๐’๐’๐’…๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ

๐‘ฌ๐’Ž๐’Š ๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’๐’… ๐’‚ ๐’‹๐’๐’ƒ

๐‘ฎ๐’†๐’• ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’‡๐’†๐’†๐’• ๐’๐’‡๐’‡ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’…๐’‚๐’”๐’‰๐’ƒ๐’๐’‚๐’“๐’…

๐‘ฎ๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’„๐’Œ ๐’•๐’ ๐’”๐’„๐’‰๐’๐’๐’

-NOW-

Everyone claps and starts making comments on how hot she is and other stuff. And a fat ugly bastard starts planning his revenge or sum.

She walks to the back of the class and sits down next to me

"Sit somewhere else"

Alucard: "What~? You don't like me?"

"No"

Jason: "Hey there my name is Jason Kamzui" he offers his hand to her. She just looks at him, then his hand, then back to him, and turns back to me.

Alucard: "Sooooooo"

Jason: "Okay then ignore me" he mutters under his breath.

Alucard: "Why go to school if you own an entire company?"

"Because it's something other than running a company"

Alucard: "But why create the company in the first place?"

"For the betterment of the people."

Alucard: "I feel like that's not all there is to it, but it seems stupid nontheless."

"You only say that because you have no responsibilities"

Alucard: "Hey, I do"

"I take it back you do."

She puffs her chest out in pride and victory

"But you constantly ignore them and cause trouble for everyone around you."

She deflates and lays her head on the table "Meanie"

"Idiot"

Alucard: "Dick"

"Vampire scum"

Alucard: "Tease"

"Rapist"

Alucard: "IT WAS ONE TIME"

"what?"

Alucard: "What."

"...."

Alucard: "...."

"...."

I whip out my phone "hello 911"

Alucard: "WAIIIIII-"

-Later-

So we got through class and the teacher let us off for free period. Jason got swarmed by girls and I just went up to the roof. I sit on the bench near the edge and get out my lunch. I just bought a Spark and some N&Ns some of them dropped on the ground but I don't bother with them.

I open the bag, grab a couple, and pop them into my mouth. I gulp them down and open the spark. I drink it all down and throw the bottle over the side. It hits a guy on the head. It was pretty funny watching him search around frantically and eventually giving up.

???: "Hey"

I turn towards the source of the voice and see a short girl with, short golden brown hair, and blue eyes just staring at me.

'k'

I look her up and down "What's with the old school WWII uniform?"

???: "My name is Alexa Hendrickson, and I know you are harboring a vampire" she accuses me

"You want Alucard?"

Alexa: "Yes"

"Cafeteria" I point downstairs

The door suddenly opens and outcomes the sex offender

Alucard: "IT WAS ONE TIME GODDAMMIT"

"I'm not even going to ask how you managed to hear that"

Alucard: "Of course I know what my beloved is thinking"

"Stop"

She just winks at me

Alexa: "Well looks like a bloody heathen has appeared"

Alucard: "Oh, if it isn't the catholic church" She looks at Alexa "What no little Jimmy strapped to your waist?" She jokes while getting out her twin guns "Progress"

Alexa: "Save your snark you vampire scum," she says while getting out her swords

They point their weapons at each other and get into a stance. Alucard smirks at Alexa, and Alexa gets a wide sadistic grin on her face.

'Why me'