Chapter 1 Well that's something...

My name is John, I live somewhere in Saitama, I currently study in a college far from home. I'm your random ass of the mill side character person, y'know the one who everyone asks "who the fuck is that" or says "I'm sorry but I think you've come to the wrong place" on the class reunion, which kinda hurts but it's fine. Currently I'm listen to my professor talking about how to make fucking cakes in a literary class, well there goes my family hard earned money.

2:00pm

That fucking sorry excuse of a class is finally over, that fucker went on about how fucking chocolate is the best choice for the cake, fucking idiot, cheesecake is obviously superior.

7:00pm

Finally finished my homework, time to take a bath.

7:10pm

Damn this feels good, maybe I should get a good a good job just so I can use the bathtub everyday.

7:30pm

Finally free time! Eh. I feel sleepy, ok so it's decided, I'm a pillow from now on, I don't think, I don't eat, I don't drink, I only stay there. I walked up to my bedroom and just lied down on the bed.

1:00am

I wake up, weird... this is feel really weird, I don't know what it is, but something feels really off... I looked out the window "Hmm... damn what a nice view, damn, what a nice medieval town" wait, an medieval town??? I look around at realized that this is not my bedroom. "Goddamn, I mastered lucid dreaming without even realising it, maybe I'm the new Elon Musk" I tried to think into going to famous places. "It didn't work? Even though I thought that's how you lucid dream" Oh well, I guess I'll just go lay on my bed. I jumped to my bed and missed miserably, "oh fuck" I thought while smash myself face first to the floor. "Fuck, this hurts like fuck" I thought, then I came to a realization, "Hurt???... you can't feel pain in a dream" I thought, "Fuck, all of this is real". "How did I end up here, Why am I here, Where the fuck is this, etc" so many questions and so little answers, I can deduce that I'm quite important since they gave me a bed to sleep on. And the civilization isn't that advanced since everything is looks medieval. "This is quite weird" I thought, "procrastinating here wont do us any good", but i wanna procrastinate tho,

3:00am

"Fuck" I thought, even tho im pretty sure I have some use to these people but, this place is hot and theres bug everywhere, "I wanna go home" i thought.