System and tail

My heads in agony i feel information entering my brain as if it was being slammed into my head quicker than a bullet, but my ears and my back fel the strangest its almost as if i had new limbs: the first thing that popped in my head was: YAY IF I HAVE NEW LIMBS I CAN EXPERIMENT ON THEM AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE A NEW TYPE OF CLONE, at an instant the place that i felt a new limb on felt as if it was being shaken so i take a look on my back and low and behold i have grown a tail.

I feel sick and i want to start throwing up everywhere, then my vision blacks out and my body slumps to the ground.

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i wake up in the same area i was in before but now a small blue menu has appeared saying:

Welcome to the greatest god system traveller! this system will help you around this world, to calibrate we were required to reset your IQ to a lower number, as a welcome bonus we will add a welcome pack!

another message appeared

Gained: welcome pack X1

now to check out this system

The greatest god

IQ: 100000

level : 1

Exp:

health:

mana:

below that was abother menu with more words:

Stats:

Intelegence: 100

strength: 5

health: 14

mana:34

and next to that were two other menus

one was the skills menu

skills:5/infinite

language

basic word comprehension

invent

create

basic movement

it seems any action can be classified as a skill

and the other menu was:

inventory:

broken phase armour (x1) can be used as scrap metal

empty bag of crisps (x4) no use get rid of this you fat slob (did this system just insult me?)

water bottles (x1) most common gacha item, and you only have one? loser ( first off gacha? and second off when did this system start insulting me?)

working music player (x1) bacicly useless as its filled with anime openings and vocoloid songs, wou fat weeb / neet (oh this isnt funny anymore, and anyway how can you not like anime?)

Clothes (x1) clothes from another world, can be worn or sold for alot of money, the only usefull thing that wasnt provided by me (so your semi-tsundere because you give me items but your always being mean to me)

rare gatcha ticket (x1) the second worst gatcha ticket ( ooh this gatcha stuff sounds cool)

common gatcha ticket (x1) the worst gatcha ticket

welcome gift (x1) use this now because the earlier you use this the better. (ok ill use this now then)