one wing vs an army [part 1]

[White pov]

on September 24th, 1924

the far weaker Duchy of Dacia declared war on the Empire

so the best idea for this was to send a single mage wing

[Tanya]: God, thank you for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

[Rerugen]: Whats worng with Major Degurechaff

[Operator]: About that...Major asked about the situation of the air war against the grand Duchy of Dacia

[Rerugen]: What did the air force say... White, thanks for the tea

yes, I was serving tea and coffee with cookies in this room

[Tanya]: I know his skills in baking cookies are great

[Zalmimoth]: then wait till the cake come out

why is she here again...

[Operator]: sir, the Recon aircraft in the air didn't make contact with any enemy... they...

[Tanya]: The enemy air force, Which we absolutely hate, is absent

now this was good news no one wants to be hit by an airplane when flying in the sky...I'm not too fond of the front lines The more I remember them, the more I hate them

[Tanya]: This will be a fantastic day

god, the devil is smiling, and it's... cute no, wait for a second, why is everyone sweating...Tanya

[Zalmimoth]: I almost forgot Happy birthday Major Me and Wolf made you a new weapon as a gift

Zalmimoth has bought a gift... wait for a second, that was my gift for Tanya, not hers I worked hard on this Machine gun

[Zalmimoth]:<I will teach you two new kinds of magic after this>

[White]: <deal >

Tanya, is jumping up and down from happiness till we exited the room, and yes, I and, Zalmimoth are Tanya's bodyguards after someone tried to R### her she is even afraid of sleeping without someone's guarding

and let me tell you, the wing is out for blood, searching every corner of the city for the culprits and destroying every criminal and spy in their way Making this city the safest in the world

hell, they have even searched the surrounding area

[Tanya]: Flight Mage Wing 203 to action stations immediately Lieutenant Weiss

[Weiss]: yes Commander degurechaff

and here is Weiss, one of my night-drinking partners

[Tanya]: Lieutenant, you are in charge of regrouping and distributing ammunition, and Bring second Lieutenant Serebryakova here

[Rerugen]: So efficient. Major

[Tanya]: All thanks to your advice, Lieutenant Colonel Rerugen, that I can be prepared... no. what a surprising attack should I say

[Rerugen]: Don't be sarcastic

this is getting interesting

[Rerugen]: Major, the HQ has ordered you to carry out a delayed operation

[Tanya]: huh, a delayed operation... so Lieutenant Colonel, That means my wing has to halt the Dacian advice

[Rerugen]: I know that's ridiculous, but reinforcement takes time to arrive

[Tanya]: I don't mean to be rude, but The army of the Grand Duchy of Dacia is an untrained pre-modern peasant levy Much less than mobilizing from regional armies

look like Tanya is going all out this time

[Tanya]: Let alone delaying My wing alone can even defeat their vanguard,

[Rerugen]: do you know what you just said

[Tanya]: yes, I do, in my humble, it's like routing boy scouts with a fully-armed army

wow, Tanya, you are the only person that can say that about an enemy army and still smile

[Zalmimoth]: <She is a demon, the kind that sees the lives of others as numbers >

[White]: <is that a good thing to have>

[Zalmimoth]: < it depends on the way she sees the numbers if they are useful or not, but this is normal in great battlefields of outer space, it was so common that you see billions of dead bodies in some places in the outer space>

[White]: <will look like nowhere is safe in the world>

if even outer Space is dangerous now, where will it be safe

[White]: <will we are at war with people that still use swords and muskets >

[Zalmimoth]: < say the guy who used his teeth to cut off his enemy's arm and then eat it>

[White]: < I have never done something like that >

[Zalmimoth]: < you did it while doing JOJO poses >

[White]: <why do I sound like some crazy drunker I never drunk alcohol in this life or past life, even when going out with the rest of the wing, I order juice >

[Zalmimoth]: < stop it, let us hear the Major>

[Tanya]: My wing is a fully-armed Well-drilled army, See how I shatter them

after this, we entered the meeting room

[Rerugen]: Look at this Major, the vanguard alone contains three divisions

wow, that is a lot of numbers

[Tanya]: This isn't even a fight, just a punishment I will teach them what an army is and What a war is

stop, Rising death flags

[Tanya]: And where should I stop

this is creepy

[Rerugen]: Wha... What

[Tanya]: if the enemy army is too weak, we may overextend the supply line

[Rerugen]: Wait, Major, what are you talking about

[Tanya]: Yes, sir, Taking disciplinary action against Dacia

I bet that if you become a teacher, you will be fired the next day

[Tanya]: They will learn in person How much the teacher called ''experience'' charges

after the meeting ended, we started walking till we met

[Tanya]: I'm going in

[Viktoriya]: Im here as you ordered Major degurechaff

entering the room, we meet up with the rest of the wing

[Tanya]: good second Lieutenant, give me a status report

[Viktoriya]: Everyone is accounted for Lieutenant Weiss is issuing ammunition and explaining the situation

Zalmimoth and I go and line up with the rest of the wing soldiers

[Weiss]: ATTENTION COMMANDER IS SPEAKING

[Tanya]: Thank you, Lieutenant, Now, everyone

here it comes

[Tanya]: This is war... no, something that appears as if a war has begun

[Tanya]: to tell you the truth, today is my birthday

[Tanya]: perhaps due to that, as you've heard, The courteous Grand Duchy of Dacia prepared a surprise birthday present in the form of a live target practice

[Tanya]: You're free to either shoot them or blow them up with spells Teach those who invade the empire

[Tanya]: WITH HAMMER

will looks like we have a long speech ahead of us

[five minutes later]

[Tanya]: Flight Mage wing 203 Takeoff

[chapter end]

[note: sorry for the delay, but my finials are coming close and my time is shorter every day ]