ha...HAHAHA...PLEASE SEND HELP

[white pov]

[Tanya ]: You have 15 minutes to fortify your Position

[Tanya ]: After some 36 hours of bombardment, the shells should run out

[soldier 1]: Build fortifications... Build fortifications quick

[soldier 2]: There are no materials, The tools

[soldier 3]: Gone with the dorm

[soldier 4]: Anyone with a shovel dig foxholes

[Viktoriya]: it's limestone beneath the snow I can't dig it

[Tanya]: Well, Lads, shoot them down if you don't wanna die

<why is the devil prying now...stop putting salt in my mental wound >

[soldier 2]: smoke coming from behind the hills on both flanks

[soldier 4]: Everyone picks your target Aim Fire

<this is going to be hard >

[After 36 hours later]

[Tanya]: ladies and gentlemen, The artilleries say that they still have ammo

[number of candidates 80---->68]

sometimes I ask myself why I keep living

why not just die to end this suffering

[Zalmimoth]:...Can someone get us a paramedic here quickly

[Viktoriya]: he hasn't moved even after the bombardment stopped

[soldier 1]:... his eyes are looking in different directions... this is scary

[soldier 2]: do we move him...

[Zalmimoth]: gave me your gun

life is a cruel joke told by...{{BONK}}

<WHO DID THIS>

[Zalmimoth]: finally back to Normal, the captain is here again

[Tanya]: Now head to the second checkpoint pair up and organize yourselves into flights

[sometime later]

<hy, Zalmimoth, can you tell me why your eyes are different >

[Zalmimoth]: will I have win these eyes in a bet against the hell Lords

<demons>

[Zalmimoth]: yes, Lucifer - Pride, Beelzebub - Gluttony, Asmodeus - Lust, Leviathan - Envy, Belphegor - Sloth, Mammon - Greed, and Satan - Wrath, I Made a deal with the real ones, not someone with the same name

<how many souls did you give them >

[Zalmimoth]: none just Win a poker game and win this eye

<...why does the hell sound better than here >

[Zalmimoth]: because it is better than here... at least the Lolis can hug you if you pay them

< my mental health needs help...so how is hell >

[Zalmimoth]: pay to have the fun of all kinds

< so what Level of power do I need to enter hell >

[Zalmimoth]: will, the first time I entered hell was at the [Apocalypse] Level of power

<how strong is the [Apocalypse] Level of Power >

[Zalmimoth]: the Level of ending a dimension with one move

<how big is a dimension >

[Zalmimoth]: let us say... ever-expanding and endless like the one we are in

< so as big as the universe>

[Zalmimoth]: bigger, have you ever wondered why we dream it's because our soul leaves our body when we sleep and enter other worlds

< wow>

[Zalmimoth]: not just that ever story and though is in a Different dimension like if one day you said hy to someone you on the different Dimension will not say hy or maybe even kill someone, but we are in a [Middle zone] so no another you in a different Dimension killing people

<will I may have lost half of my brain >

[Zalmimoth]: will do more on that... SH## EVERYONE HIDE A BOMER IS COMING

[five minutes later ]

[Zalmimoth]: CLEAR,... will that was fast let me tell you of my meeting with Belphegor - Sloth when we drank he was like, [I never understood why laziness is considered a sin. Laziness is normal to have. Do you know something that, in my opinion, should be considered a sin? Stupidity. Stupidity should be a sin because stupid people, not even Satan can stand for them. Seriously, Satanel would rather deal with the murderers than the guys who believe the earth is flat or that vaccines cause autism.] and wait till you hear the rest

[after our heroes arrived at the second checkpoint]

< your hero party has been ambushed by a devil >

[Tanya]: welcome to checkpoint 2 let us begin your counter-interrogation training

[five minutes later ]

[Tanya]: I said take off everything

<pervert>

[soldier 7]: even...our underwear

[Tanya]: of course, don't worry, your shrunken willies ain't worth hiding

[Zalmimoth]:< wow, she just insulted all of you >

[Tanya]: what feeling cold I see I see

[Tanya]: Then no jogging You can even shed a week's worth of sweat and dirt by rolling on the snow

<why did I simp for her again was I mentally ill do I need help>

[Zalmimoth]:< remind me to R### her in a mask after we are done >

[after pain and maybe getting Diarrhea and more pain The counter-interrogation training ended ]

[now time to go to the third Checkpoint Tired and hungry, and with a stomach full of diarrhea and maybe some unknown diseases ]

< so Zalmimoth can you ask someone how tall the Alpen mountains ridge >

[Zalmimoth]: will let me... FALLING ROCKS

[soldier 59]: WATCH OUT

[soldier 33]: STICK TO THE CLIFF

after I dodged some of them and helped some soldiers a giant rock fall on me

[soldier ??]: Casu...alty r..epo...rt Fli...ghts che...ck your numbers

I can't hear anything why...O the only thing not buried under a rock is my head

[Tanya]: you too, Why are you resting get back on your feet

she kicked my head pain is double now...

<ha...HAHAHA...PLEASE SEND HELP... my legs I can't feel my toes >

[Zalmimoth]: HY I NEED HELP HERE

[soldier 6]: ok, but make sure he will not bite us

< wow, from a hero to a dog just let me feel my legs again so I can kick you so hard your mom will not recognize you, and your father will leave to buy milk and never come back... just like mine >

[Zalmimoth]:...on three...1...2...3

they lift the rock and pull me from under it, and this was not my first time seeing death

I have seen him daily for the rest of the training every day he stopped coming after I pass out from a near-death experience because of my lovely captain Loli that is a devil

but today, finally the new model of the orb arrived during training

< I have never been so happy >

[Zalmimoth]: Weren't our old orbs better after you modified them with Ruins

< my dear sister, our old orbs were booms used as batteries, and where is my promised sandwiches >

I wise the world is nicer to me

[ chapter end ]