4 Getting my status

It's been three hours since we were accepted into Hestia's home, and there is a awkward vibe radiating.

The home were Hestia is sleeping is trashed, and I don't mean normal garbage. I mean really trashed, her clothes are everywhere, there are some remains of food, even some dust began to make a pile.

Me and Neo just stare at Hestia, who was avoiding eye contact.

"Hmm this is an interesting floor is it not?" She said while sweating bullets.

"Your lazy aren't you?" I asked with a deadpan look, she then faces me with anger in her eyes and began to punch my chest.

"I'm not lazy, I'm just tired from work!!" Shouted Hestia who turned away with a pout.

'Bullshit.' Neo and I thought. The two of us knew that she was lazy, and would take an opportunity sleep.

So the three of us began to clean the place, picking up clothes, food, even sweeping the place ten times.

After what felt like two hours, the place was clean even though it still looked abandoned. But nonetheless we all sat on the couch satisfied from our work.

"When was the last time you cleaned this place?" I asked while trying to catch my breath.

"Three, maybe four months ago." Both Neo and I widen our eyes and stared at her in shock.

'How lazy is this goddess?!' Hestia then looks at us with anger and was about to throw hands.

But when she tried to get up, she fell on the couch face first. She began to mutter something, but the padding of the couch muffled her voice.

Hestia then gets up and stretches her body, and her dress was straining to contain her bidonkadonks.

I looked away to respect her privacy, but Neo just opens her jacket and slowly showed her cleavage. I knew what she was doing, and I had bo problem with Neo.

"Okay then, on to the important part, making the two of you part of my familia." Said Hestia with stars in her eyes.

"Now come with me, I need to place my blessing on the two of you." She said, both me and Neo shrugged and began to follow her.

The three of us then entered a room, and inside was a old bed that looked like it was about to break.

"Alright, Qrow I need you to take off your shirt and lay down on the bed." I did as she said, and lied face down on the bed.

However both Hestia and Neo blushed at the sight of my body, Neo herself was having a nose bleed and drooling at the sight.

Hestia then calmed herself and sat on my back and pulled out a needle.

"Okay, if I remember correctly, Hephaestus told me to prick my finger and use a drop of blood to form the Falna." She muttered to herself, it took her a minute to pierce her finger and she used a drop of her blood.

As soon as her blood made contact with my body, I felt a warm embrace cover my entire body. It felt nice that I almost fell asleep.

"Alright, now I just need to…." I began to worry what happen and soon I heard Hestia scream in shock.

"You have Three skills?!?!" I then felt Hestia smack something on my back and soon Hestia shoved a piece of paper in front of me.

Qrow Branwen

Level 1

Abilities:

STR: I0

VIT: I0

AGI: I0

MAG: I0

Magic

None

Skills

Aura

-A protective barrier that protects the body from physical harm.

Death ward

-No matter the situation the user and allies will always have good fortune and death will never claim them.

Good fortune

-The users fortune is always good and will always make the situation in the users favor

After reading the paper in my hands, I began to tremble. Neo was worried at my status, but when I raised my head and she saw me smiling she sighed in relief

I was smiling at the sight, and began to thank the being that took me and Neo in this world. Soon it was Neo's turn, but I was forced to wait outside, since Hestia didn't' want me to see Neo upper body nude.

'Heresy I say heresy. Every man should see his Waifu bare skin!!' But it was no use, since my gentlemen side won my perverted side.

I know this is hypocrisy, but that is how humans work, we all are hypocrites in our own way. After a few more minutes, Hestia and Neo came out.

Neo had a smile on her face, but Hestia looked like she didn't have any emotion at all. I was concerned at first, but that disappeared when She jumped in the air and began to cheer.

"Yes, yes, yes! I finally have to members in my Familia. Take that you cutting board!!" She said while jumping up and down.

MEANWHILE WITH A FLAT CHESTED GODDESS

"Achoo!!" Everyone in the large room looked at their goddess with concern.

"Goddess-sama are you alright?" Asked one of them.

"I'm fine, it's just that I felt a certain short cow insulting me."

BACK WITH THE MC

"Achoo!!" Hestia sneeze caught me and Neo off guard and began to worry if she caught a cold.

"Hestia are you alright?" I asked with concern in my voice. Neo pulled out a peace of paper and a charcoal pencil and wrote her thoughts.

"Do you need a blanket, some tea maybe?" Hestia waved off our concern and smiled.

"It's fine, It's just the dust that we tossed out, some must have been brought back in on accident." She said, after that she yawned and lied in bed.

"Man, blessing the two of you really tired me out. Let's head to sleep already so the two of you could head to the dungeon tomorrow." She said as she snuggled into the bed.

"Hestia that's a good idea, but where will me and Neo sleep?" Hestia widens her eyes and began to look around until her eyes landed on the couch.

"Qrow will sleep on the bed and Neo can sleep with me." She said, but Neo wraps her arms around my waist and shook her head.

"What, you want to sleep with Qrow?" Neo nodded her head this time and Hestia just shrugged.

"That's fine, I get the bed all to myself." Hestia then yawns once more and snuggled into the bed with a smile on her face.

"Well then goodnight and get ready to make some valis tomorrow." She then lays on the couch and soon, snoring could be heard.

Neo then began toy drag me towards the couch, and pushes my down. She then lays on top of me, and cups my face giving me a quick kiss on the lips.

I blushed at what she did and was about to ask why she did that, but she was already asleep on my chest.

I just sighed and grabbed the cape I have on me, and used it as a blanket for me and Neo to use. After making sure that the two of us were comfy, I laid my head back and fell asleep.

TIME SKIP MORNING

I was enjoying the rest I finally had after arriving to the the city, but was then woken up by a scream. I fell to the ground with Neo under me and she to was surprised.

"I'm late I'm late I'm late!!" Screamed Hestia as she was frantically trying to wear a vendors outfit.

"Hestia what are you doing?" I asked while yawning. Hestia shoved me aside and began to climb the stairs.

"Not now Qrow I'm about to be late for my job, so you and Neo head to the guild to find a map and head to the dungeon." She then went upstairs and the two of us heard the dorm slam shut.

Me and Neo were confused on what just happened, but shrugged and got ready for the day. As soon as we were about to leave, I made sure to tighten harbinger so no one could try to steal it.

Neo was also making sure that her blade was sharp, and she did a few stabbing motions in the air. After finishing our new routine we made, we left the building and made our way to the guild.

"Well Neo, time to kill some mobs." Neo nodded her head and began to skip next to me.

(A/N) hey hey here's todays chapter hope you enjoyed it, so send them power stones and Mommy Freya will suck you dry.

For now peace