A Fine Night for an Invasion

"So how exactly do you manage to cross into other multiverses?" Calliope asked as I prepared to tear open a portal to a DC universe.

"Well, it's a lot more art than science." I explained, "My information is limited and a few years out of date. Right now I am aiming for an apartment once owned by a version of Angstrom Levy. Whoever lives there now is in for a surprise."

I finished the portal and stepped through, my gaze automatically drawn the presence of a lifeform within the apartment, and when our eyes met we both froze, neither moving except the erection of a tent in my long kilt.

On the other end of my gaze lived a blonde woman, naked and hairless below neckline. One hand paused mid circle around her slick slit and the other pulled the pink tip of one of her massive mammaries.

"You put the art in the statement: more art than science." I managed to growl before the woman came too and flashed across the room and restrained me in arms stronger than any I have ever felt before.

"Grandfather!" Calliope shouted as she and Cassiopeia came through swords drawn.

"Release my father, woman." Cassiopeia commanded, "We mean you no harm, but that will change."

"Girls!" I shouted, "Don't ruin this for me."

"What the hell are you people doing in my apartment?" she shouted.

"Well, we came to see my friend Levy, but frankly I find this meeting far preferable. Squeeze a little lower, I've been carrying some tension… oh that's the spot. Thanks." I groaned as she actually complied and cracked my back.

The woman zipped away in a flash of speed and came back dressed in a white turtleneck leotard of power with a generous cleavage window, long blue gloves and boots, and a red and gold belt matched with a red shoulder cape hung from a gold cord.

"The women of this universe dress to impress." I whistled at the now confirmed Power Girl.

"I am not from this universe." she stated in a tone almost as firm as her delicious body.

"Well forgive me my presumption." I chuckled, "Allow me to introduce us, I'm Markus Grayson, and this is my daughter Cassiopeia, and my… other daughter Calliope."

Yeah DILFs are an easy sell, but great great great grandDILFs are a bit of a stretch. Fortunately Power Girl didn't notice me telepathically telling the girls not to screw this up for me.

"I heard her say Grandfather, earlier." Power Girl narrowed her eyes.

"Hmmm… damn. I was a bit distracted at the time." I grumbled then recovered, "But age is just a number baby, it's all about how you feel on the inside. So how bout we ditch the kids, maybe go out for some dinner, drinks, then make our way back here to find out exactly how you feel on the inside?"

"You actually think a line that sleazy will work, and in front of your own daughter?" Power Girl scoffed.

"It will work if you want it to." I told her, "But… well isn't that something?"

Outside the window flew an army of techno-demons through the night sky. The Parademon army of Apokolips, the army of Darkseid. They assaulted the high rise city, snatching up people and flying them back to their rally point for extraction to the conversion centers on the fiery and twisted ecumenopolis.

"That looks like something we should handle… unless this these are your guys… in which case I may have some less than pleasant words for you."

"Can I say it?" Calliope interrupted.

"No, I am not with them." Power Girl shook her head in denial, "But Superman will handle it."

She sounded more than a bit bitter about Clark handling it.

"Then wait here while Superman handles it." I spoke as I opened her window and flew out to hover just above her unit, "We will not."

I landed on the roof of the complex, and Cass and Calli joined me, followed by Power Girl.

"How am I supposed to trust that you aren't on their side?" she shouted.

"We are strangers." I declared, "You haven't even introduced yourself yet. You know nothing about us other than this one fact: I want to fuck you."

Once more I stunned Power Girl so hard she froze, this time completely gob smacked.

"Since you have no way to know the quality of my character, you will have to trust the quality of my erection." I continued, "My sexual appetite and hard stance against discrimination has led me to some strange beds, but I assure you that genderless cyber-gargoyles are not something that arouses me. So don't believe in me. Believe in you. The you I want to fuck with incredible skill, determination, focus, and vigor."

"That has to be the dumbest justification I have ever heard." Power Girl scoffed.

"It seems very in character for my father." Cass chuckled, "To lead us into battle with a rousing speech about his rousing cock. Reminds me of my childhood."

"I will start with the common threats." I stated as my shadow erupted into an army of streaking symbiotes flying across the sky.

'Take the Parademons as hosts!' I telepathically commanded them, 'Disable their self-destruct features and coordinate so they cannot destroy each other.'

I felt first contact, and the death of a Symbiote as it failed to find the Parademon's self-destruct features fast enough, but soon enough the first Symbiote succeeded and my time with the Mind Stone truly shined as I connected the horde telepathically to share this information. It quickly became apparent that three symbiotes were needed to take even a single Parademon. One to neutralize the self-destruct, one to overcome its iron-clad loyalty to Darkseid, and one to overcome the Apokolips tech empowering their bodies.

We shifted tactics and instead went for the kill then repaired the damaged body. More time consuming, but far safer.

All this took place very quickly, and while it happened I made a few hand gestures that created a blood red spell mandala over my forehead with the symbol of an open vertical eye. I opened several new portals and sent the Symbiotes through to prey upon the Parademons attacking other parts of the world.

"Cass." I stated as I opened a portal in front of her, "Elite female strike force."

"I'll stop them." she nodded and flew threw the red portal.

I opened another, "Giant wielding a spear hunting down Pacific Islanders."

"He will feel the full weight of The Bureaucracy." she grinned as her sword transformed into a long hammer.

She gleefully charged the visible giant on the other end of the portal and smacked him to the ground with a headshot.

"There are attacks going on all across the world." I told Power Girl, "Do you still want to leave it all to Superman?"

She pursed her full lips then grit her teeth.

"No." she shook her head.

"Good, because he just laser beamed a squad of my Symbiote subdued Parademons." I grabbed her hand and pulled her to me as I moved a portal over us that landed us right in the middle of a battle between Superman, Batman, and Green Lantern verses an unending horde of Parademons invading through a Boom Tube portal, and my growing army of silver-black Symbiote Hosts.

"Gentlemen." I addressed the hard pressed trio, "Do not prevent my forces from creating a containment perimeter."

"Your forces?" Green Lantern shouted as his ring projected a spinning hammer, "Who the hell are you?"

I drew the All-Black to my hand and in my mind I recited a formula, the same formula used by Johnny Quick to connect to the Speedforce, the same formula recited by other DC Speedsters when they need to completely focus. 3x2(9YZ)4A=?

I'd always been fast as fuck, bois, but moving that fast in atmosphere would cause massive explosions just via contact with anything solid. Now, as blood red lighting sheathed my body, I'd ascended to some level even beyond the fabled fast as fuck, bois.

The entire world slowed down, all except one dude in a yellow supersuit and cowl who came running but turned to dust with each step.

"What's happening to me?" he screamed as his legs burst under him and his body floated away.

"You shouldn't have tried to step to me, bitch." I grinned as we conversed through the Speedforce.

With Reverse Flash the first victim of my anti time travel Snap Event, I felt especially motivated to destroy my enemies, and came at them with speed far beyond their hope of reaction. My sword felt no resistance as I cleaved the Parademons and my mind chucked their corpses to the crowd of symbiotes just waiting their turn.

Power Girl joined me, and together with the others we beat back the tide of demons and my containment parameter grew tighter and more secure by the minute. Eventually we were ending the invaders as soon as they exited the portal, and my army took over.

"No." I commanded with an outstretched hand to the Symbiote about to attempt to take over the Fatherbox holding the Boom Tube open permanently, "It is beyond you."

I turned to the assembled heroes, "It's a good rule of thumb to never counter invade through a portal. The conditions on the other side can be anything imaginable and are often terrible."

Superman, rather than talk, took off into the sky.

"Well, there goes our only chance if the huge goth dude turns out to be evil." Lantern Hal Jordan sighed as he watched the blue clad man leave.

"Then its a good thing I only look like a villain." I chuckled as the All-Black transformed into some techno tentacles and got intimate with the Fatherbox wrapped around the edge of the Boom Tube.

Slowly but surely the All-Black penetrated the Fatherbox, in turn the device tried to corrupt us to loving some Darkseid, but I'd faced far more insidious and subtle influence before. We didn't delve too deeply, as the device is incredibly dangerous, but we managed to shut down the portal.

"That's one down." I told them, "But this is happening all over the world, and this is the only location we are winning, and I doubt the enemy will stand for that."

As if to emphasize my point thousands of Parademons cut through the night sky towards our location.

"Oh come on!" Green Lantern shouted.