1 Insane Boi Reincarnates.

Chapter: 1

The morning sun shone brightly on Qing Mao Mountain.

It was exceedingly early in the morning, a slight breeze blowing with the morning fog.

Situated on the mountain was Gu Yue Village, giving the vast lonely mountain a rich touch of human civilization.

On the streets of this village, several youths could be seen. They seemed to be walking towards the center of the village. The faces of these youths were covered with expressions of anticipation and excitement. A few of them yawned at being awake so early.

At this moment in a house situated near the middle portion of Gu Yue village, a pair of black eyes opened. They seemed to be radiating immeasurable pride and wisdom. As if a God had awoken from his slumber and was gazing upon the mortals. Criticizing their every action. The youth opened his pair of tight rosy lips his expression a calm and relaxed one as if he was enjoying a massage by an attractive young lady and spoke in utter shock, "Where the fuck am I?" 

His voice was gruff and raspy, as of he hadn't spoken in years, as if he had spoken for the first time after an extremely long time, as if he had just woken up and spoken his first sentence for the day. 

Suddenly, the raven-haired youth sat up straight. His expression that of immense focus as if he was comprehending the truth of the world. 'What in the actual fuck happened?'. Countless thoughts ran through his mind. His expression ever-changing, if a chameleon saw this he would be depressed out of envy at the rate this young teen changed his expression. After quite some time, the youth closed his eyes and opened them, his expression that of utter tranquility as if he had finally solved a difficult mathematics question. He stood up and walked out, his pace neither slow nor fast.

'After countless decades of intense deduction, I have discovered that I have retained my Egaculus Maximus. Sadly I might never be able to access the internet, trap Horney naive boys online, fuck up my family, fuck up my 'friends', fuck up randos on the internet and eat pizza. However, this loss is nothing compared to my gains. I can live in a prehistoric time period, superhuman abilities may or may not exist here, I stayed an Asian, retained my memories, and much much more un-deducted stuff. It also seems that I have transmigrated into the body of this teenager. Hope I have gone through puberty. How did I die tho? The last thing I remember was going to sleep at around 3 am after watching some funny. It couldn't be poison, the last thing I ate was dinner which was more than 5 hours ago. I should have noticed the symptoms if it was. Murder is a more viable option, so is an accident. Could be an unknown disease too. Such an interesting myst-'

*BAM*

'Who the fuck hangs ropes above their stairway? Seriously people are jumping here. This rag could have injured this beautiful face. How would I seduce jade beauties to scam Great Sects and Legendary Clans, How would I piss off the young masters with an injured face?' The transmigrator thought with an annoyed expression.

'Wait till I attain op-hood. I shall destroy all of the ropes present in all of creation.' The transmigrator angrily thought.

The transmigrator sighed in annoyance.

'Anyways what has happened has happened, nothing I can do about it. No use thinking about it too. Can't undo what is done. But seriously I died at 17. Such fun.'

The transmigrator's expression briefly turned to an excited one before changing back to one that was indifferent and bored as he gazed at the staircase. 

'Hmm, such fun.' The transmigrator mischievously thought as proceeded to jump down the stairs.

*THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*

'It seems that this body is healthy, healthier than my previous one too. How delightful. Also, this place I am staying at is owned by pretty wealthy people, hmm that is both a merit and a demerit in this situation.' 

He thought as he eyed the paintings on the wall. As soon as he reached the bottom of the stairs, a woman with c-cup breasts, wearing what appeared to be a robe spoke with an annoyed expression, "What the hell is wrong with you? Jumping down the stairs. Can't you take them one at a time like a normal person?..."

The healthy youth ignored the annoyed woman and walked towards the door. 

"Young man where do you think you are going? Are you ignoring me? Come back here this instant. You can't leave for your awakening ceremony yet. Have your breakfast first. What are you doing?"

Countless thoughts went through the transmigrator's mind 'Awakening huh? This could mean lots of things, like superpower awakening, magic core awakening, beast awakening. Or it could just be a cult thing. God, I hope I ain't in a cult. Wait no cults mean killing, abducting, being fanatic, and much more, that could be interesting. Well, no matter whatever this world is. Since I have transmigrated I should have some amount of plot armor, and there should be some retarded protagonist here. All I need to do is ride the retarded protag bus and become op. Immortality would only be a fickle thing then. As for this family? They can just go and die for all I care or they can be used as a fake bottom line if the mc of this world is a retarded saint.'

The youth came to a stop once he reached the door of the house.

"Where do you think you are going, young man? I am not finished yet. Get back here this instant. Don't think you are gonna get away from this scot-free. Wait till your father gets here. I am going to tell him all about this…" spoke the youth's mother her voice full of anger and indignation.

The transmigrator opened the door thinking 'This is my rise. I am going to become so powerful that no one dares to even utter my name. This is a new life, a new beginning for me. In this vast new world, I am going to make my mark. Make my own story. I am going to be the Supreme Overlord of this world. Defying life, defying fate, defying the world, defying all of existence.' The ambitious transmigrator thought. His face full of excitement and ecstasy.

He opened the doors with his complete strength, not being able to control his strength properly due to him being too emotional, the doors opened with a bang. The future Supreme Overlord proceeded to take a step outside the threshold.

'This is the start of my story. Anyone who gets in my way whether they be a Demonic Tyrant or a Righteous Hero I'll show them no mercy. For I am the legendary one and only fuckmothering Great Immortal'

"Look guys, those are the Fang brothers." 

"The one walking in front is Fang Yuan, he's the Fang Yuan who created the poems," some of them emphasized.

"So that's him. His face is expressionless as if he had no regard for others, just like the rumors say." 

"Hmph, if you were like him then you can also act like that!" Someone coldly replied against the person, hiding a sort of dissatisfaction.

"GU YUE YI YUN GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!"

Hearing this conversation The Great Immortal's expression turned from an excited and maniacal one to a depressed one. With hollow eyes and a bitter smile, he closed the door.

'That rope was pretty thick. I wonder if it can hold my weight?'