12 Date night

After our night-long talk, Edythe invited me to join her family in playing baseball, apparently, they can only do it when a thunderstorm is coming, luckily one seemed to be happening today.

Thus this led me to talk to dad about my "date" which surprisingly he didn't seem to mind too much, he looked more shocked than against it, probably shocked that someone was worthy of me.

"Dad, I have a date with Edward Cullen." now he looks like he's gonna have an aneurysm, why didn't he react that way when I said the same thing?

Whilst pops and the emo boy talked I moved past them to meet up with Edythe outside, she probably wanted to meet dad too but that could wait until another time.

"Ye look stunning lass" I greeted, her cheeks once again flushed, she didn't seem to mind the compliment if her bashful smile was any indicator.

"You look great too" she returned the greeting, with a smile on our faces we hopped into the car and drove into the sunset or thunderstorm but that wasn't as romantic.

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What a game, it truly is a sight to behold, they put me outfield as a catcher so that's what I did, whenever they hit the ball it would always end up in my glove without a need for me to move, guess I'm just lucky.

Once it hit an eagle and fell perfectly in place of my open glove, hit a tree, and rolled my way, whatever the cause everything just worked out for me, and it seemed to get on the nerves of a few players.

Sadly we got interrupted by three corpses mid-way through the game, most of the Cullen's surrounded Bells in hope of hiding her scent while Edythe was by my side, no need to fear lass I'll be fine.

Walking closer revealed how they wanted to join in on the festivities, ain't like adding more people is gonna stop me from destroying these fools, and I was proven right as the game carried on in a similar manner.

Though one of the corpses seemed very interested in emo and my sister, it's unlucky I hadn't brought my gun else he would be a flaming campfire, but desperate times call for backup plans.

"Don't worry about her, she's safe" reassured Edythe at my side, while I would normally agree with her my Bob tingle was going off, something about the lad rubbed me the wrong way.

Welp guess I need to intervene, walking up to the lad eyeing my sister, his gaze too focused on her to even notice my advance, what a joke.

"Oi ye bitch, what ye looking at!" I yelled at the soon-to-be-dead undead man, it seems I caught his attention as his gaze shifted to me.

"You brought two snacks," he said with a smile, he looked like he was about to pounce on me, sadly for him I was already ahead of the game.

With a swift motion of my hand a small bag fell into his mouth, a trigger held in my other hand set off the reaction in the bag and released the contents into his throat.

Go pocket thermite go!

The female corpse didn't seem to like the melting of their friends' throats as they started to rush toward me in a blind rage, while the other corpse watched.

The lass was easily beheaded by Edythe, and a few others, their various bodies were put into a pile where they were further ripped apart and set on fire.

Serves the bitches right for looking at my sister that way, talking of sis she seemed to be done vomiting in a corner.

"What was that for!" Came the voice of an angry doc, the other corpse close on his heel, forgot he was a semi-pacifist.

"He did the right thing" surprisingly the other corpse came to my aid, he didn't seem too upset with us dispatching his friends, must have been tired of them.

"James was thinking about hunting Bella down for sport." Clarified Edythe further, but I didn't know he was thinking about that, what an idiot.

"Ed, you take them home while we will clear up this mess" Ordered Doc as Bells was looking increasingly pale and the pile of ash needed cleaning.

What a great first date.

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Bells calmed down a lot on the way home, must be tough for her, watching corpses be torn to shreds and burnt ain't for everyone now but she's handling it well.

"I'm sorry Bella, I put you in harm's way." Emo still seemed to be held up on his failure of a date, can't really blame him it wasn't the best show.

Zoning out their talk about how they're still meant to be together and all that, I was more interested in the clouds passing overhead, one was shaped like a spoon.

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"Prom?" I asked the lass who's once again intruded in my sacred land with its guardian lying bare getting belly rubs, damn traitor.

"Yeah, I wanted to know if you want to go?" I had completely forgotten that prom was coming up, ye boi ain't against the idea of prom, but is there a lot to do there?

"Sure let's do it" I gave the lass a nod while hopping on the bed next to her, seems she ain't gonna leave tonight either, if this keeps up we might actually do coitus.

Prom's gonna be fun.

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Short chap again lads n lasses but ye Bois managed to mess up his knee on the rapids, bruised all over, but hay ho ain't nothing a bottle of vodka won't fix.

Hope ye enjoy.

new question.

Favorite color and why is it red?