A wild Megumin Appears. Flee? A wild Yunyun appears. Gotta catch a Yunyun.

I look away from them and I start walking away, towards the quest board. I skim over a party request looking for advanced or rare classes, I glance at Kazuma and Aqua's hopeful faces. I just glance at them and snicker, and walk towards the other quests and party requests.

"SEE! this is the fourth time someone with an advanced or rare class has just walked right past it after seeing us! I told you we shouldn't put so much garbage on the party request! why the hell would anyone believe half of whats on there!" I overhear Kazuma scolding Aqua, and then I stare at another party request.

"Seeking a party that could also maybe be my friends. hopefully. Please." with a smiley face.

"Seek Yunyun the archwizard at the Shop owned by Wiz the arch-sorcerer at 11AM-5PM. please." I nod, and pull down one of the tags and notice nobody else has pulled a tag from this request.

I immediately see a short girl with an eye-patch and a ridiculous wizard hat with a face sown on it- she takes one of the tags on the ridiculous over-advertised crap that aqua pasted on the board, and I see her start walking towards their table. I immediately book it for the opposite side of the room.

I overhear her start shouting at kazuma. "THAT WE SHOULD MEET IS A FATE CHOSEN BY THIS WORLD! AT LAST MY SEARCH FOR ADEQUATE COMPANIONS HAS COME TO AN END! I AM MEGUMIN! I AM AN ARCHWIZARD WHO WEILDS EXPLOSION! the most powerful most deadly AND MOST FEARED SPELL IN ALL THE LAND!"

Kazuma just says, "Is she for real?"

I can't help it.

I suppress a laugh.

badly.

"DON'T RUIN MY SKIT WITH YOUR CHUCKLES YOU ANNOYING NOBODY!!"

She points at me.

I then grin. "Care to repeat that short stack?"

Her stomach then growls loudly. So loudly in fact that the whole guild hears it.

"I think your stomach just woke up the entire town. It's 9AM too, what's with that? I think the late-risers will blame you for not eating properly."

She then collapses into a chair, "I haven't eaten in three days, I'd really appreciate it if you could spare some food." She says to Kazuma not responding to me. I snicker, and give Luna 1000 Eris to feed her. "My treat," I say, "Try not calling someone an annoying nobody next time, though."

I walk outside of the guild to a stunned look from Megumin.

Now, what to do for 2 hours? Might as well do some training. I go slightly outside the town and summon my giant fuck-off scythe to my hand and start twirling it. I quickly make up a whirlwind of moves with my stygian-kata.

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-2 hours later-

[Stygian Kata has gained experience.]

[sytgian Kata is now Mid-advanced 2000/100000]

I think that's a good place to stop.

Wiping my forehead, I look around and see I've gained an audience.

They all burst into applause, and I make a hasty retreat. Flash-stepping away from the crowd.

I can't believe I gathered such a crowd by accident.

-5 minutes later, at Wiz' shop.-

*DING* goes the welcome bell as I walk in.

"Welcome!" I hear wiz say, I see her wearing a purple coat over a purple dress and has her head in a modest purple wizard hat. she also has back length brown hair She's also got massive mammajammas. some big dingodongos. I think this joke has gone on long enough in my head so I stop there.

As I look around I see a girl wearing a black suit top with a deep neckline, she's also wearing a white and pink patterned skirt and has her raven black hair in a shoulder length cut she has two bangs in front that are tied with pink ribbons longer than the rest of her hair. she's also extremely busty. I look up at her blushing face and realize i stared a bit too long.

I cough. "Hi, I heard someone here named Yunyun was looking for a party?"

She brightens up immediately, and so does her eyes, turning a deep scarlet red. "REALLY? you want to join my party? Please don't run away! Say yes! please!"

I nod, "Sure, I'd be dumb not to say yes to a pretty girl with Captivating and beautiful eyes of crimson."I grin and give her a thumbs up.

her eyes seem to get even brighter and the redness intensified. a crimson light starts emanating from them.

she squeals in delighted excitement.

and then she faints.