Chapter 35 axis order
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Spoiler alert
There is spoil in this chapter for the season 3 konosuba.
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(MC pov)
The moment we reached the city and got out of the chariot people of the city surround us.
"Welcome to Arcanletia"a random man said with exited face
"Are you tourist? New priest? A adventure? Or you guys here to worship goddess aqua"a random woman said
"If you are looking for a job, the axis order will offer you a job"another random man said
"We even have jobs now, you can also the tell the other cities how axis order jobs are great and you can make a lot of money"another random woman said
"Their is also a reward for joining the axis order"another person said
"What do you think?"all of them asked
Man they are really annoying, no wonder everyone hates axis order in this world.
The Axis Order, also referred to as the Axis Cult or the Axis Church, is a small religion that reveres the Goddess Aqua, and a rival church to Eris Order.
Since the cult has just a few hundreds followers around the world, they often resort to schemes for converting new followers.
The sect's headquarter is in Arcanletia, where they use aggressive methods to convert the tourists, reason why they got a bad reputation, being known as a cult full of weirdos. The sect is also responsible for managing the city's water control.
The Axis Order is a quite permissive cult, allowing practically anything their followers wish, as it teaches "forgiveness".
Whatever the person is a lolicon, a NEET or a fury, if they aren't interested in undead or demons, doesn't break the law and has love at their heart, everything everything will be forgiven.They even allow marriage with any non-demon or undead person.
The sect believes in take the easiest way, since they might regret it later anyway.
They also doesn't believe in take responsibilies, intead telling their followers to blame society, their environment and even their genes for all their faults.
The Axis Order believes self-control is poisonous to the body as well.
Axis Order also believe, once they die, they will reincarnate in the "promised land" called Japan, where their sexual orientation or pervertedness isn't just accepted, but themed by otaku culture.
Anyway this town and axis order are so weird, even for me, the only good thing they have is hot spring.
Everybody run as fast as they can toward the inn we are staying.
(Inn)
(MC pov)
"What is wrong with this people?"Scott asked
"They are so freaky"Stephen said
"They are kinda scary"knives said
"Even though it's been while since I have been with someone but even if I find some men here I will ignore them"Wallace said
"Wow even Wallace is giving up on having fun"Scott said
"They had this crazy look"Kim said
"Stop talking bad about my axis order"aqua said
"Anyway I'm going to the church as this people goddess I need to check on them, let's go megumin"aqua said and went outside with megumin
"Anyway listen guy"I call them and told them everything about the axis order and they become more shocked
"What a scary sect but for the hit spring is worth getting annoyed a little"Stacey said
"Any way let's go and look around"I said
We all go and kazuma and darkness also followed us and Wiz decided to rest and didn't come with us.
We go outside and look around and reach a fountain with the statue of aqua on top of it.
(Kazuma pov)
"Wow what a beautiful goddess"darkness said
But it's fake is what I said in my mind.
(MC pov)
We are looking at the statue and kazuma looks at the aqua with a none impressed face.
"Ahhh"a woman fall with a basket of apple on the ground
Kazuma and darkness and other helps her.
After helping her she thanked us and then walk to kazuma.
"I say"she said with a embarrassed face and a blush
"Is there any way to repay you?"she also in seductive voice, well for kazuma not me
Kazuma blush by hearing what she said.
She comes closer to Kazuma and take his hand and look at his eyes.
"If you go like this, there is a cafe in the front that is run by the axis sect"the woman said very normal but when kazuma Heard that he lost a light on his eyes
"How about we go there and talk"she said
"No there is no need"kazuma said and wanted to get away from her but she grab his hand
"Wait, wait, I'm a Fortune-teller how about I tell you about your future"the woman said
"No thanks"kazuma said and wanted to free himself but he couldn't
"Ai ai ai"kazuma said in pain
"I can see your future, something very bad will happen you but if you join the axis sect you can stop it, join us, why don't you join us?"the woman said with a crazy look
"The bad thing is in front of me, let me go, darkness help me"kazuma said
"I'm sorry but I believe in goddess Eris and I'm from the Eris sect so if you want to Advertise for your sect you need to wait"darkness said after showing her eris sect necklace it but couldn't finish because of the woman
*Ptui*she spit on the ground and walked away and after a little later she spit on the ground again while looking at darkness
Kazuma was going to comfort her but darkness being darkness
"Ummm"she tried to contain her moan
"Where you turned on?"kazuma asked
"I wasn't"darkness said with a red face
"Wow darkness, you are the most kinky girl I have ever seen in my life"Stacey said
We continue our way and see a lot of this people.
"Ahhhhh"a woman screamed by a man following her
"Help this man who Is probably from the eris sect is attacking me and want me to listen to him and obey him"the woman said with a fake panicked face
"Who are you guys, I hope you guys are not from the axis sect if so I would run, they all cool and if you are not then go away"the man said with a fake evil face
"Ahhh how horrible, and the only thing I have this paper for joining the axis sect"the woman said
"If someone writes his name, this evil man will run away"the woman said
We just ignore her and continue our way but they followed us.
"Wait, it's only need to write your name and you will join the axis sect and goddess aqua will make you stronger"the woman said
"That's right and you get all kind of Advantages"the man said
"Listen don't tell my goddess is bad person I'm a believer of goddess Eris and I"darkness said but counting finish her sentence
*Ptui-ptui*they both spit on the ground again and walked away
It's continue this way again and again.
"Congratulations you are the 1 million person who walks on this street and their is a prize for that unfortunate only the axis sect people can get this reward, so why don't you join us" a man said without blinking
And it's continue like this.
"Oh oh, it's been while since I saw you"a random woman said
"It's me me , how are you?"she asked
"Remember we went to same school, we were classmates since I joined the axis sect I changed a lot, so maybe this is the reason you didn't recognize me"she said this to the people from another world
And it's continue and continue again and again until we reach a restaurant and ordered something.
"What is wrong with this city?"kazuma asked
"They are so obvious"Stephen said
"So annoying"Kim said
We talked a little and then waitress comes with our order.
"Thanks for waiting customers"she said with a polite smile and place our drink on the table
"And for our eris sect guest"she said and place a dog plate on the ground with a bone in it
"It's free, please enjoy"she said with a smile and left
Everyone are just looks at her with wide eyes and a shocked face
"Hey Kazuma, how about we come here and live?"darkness asked with a blush
"Never"kazuma said
We drink fast and get out of the restaurant.
"Let's just go back to inn"kazuma said
"Agreed"Scott said with a tired face
We were going back but suddenly a child who was running fall on the ground.
"Ah are you okay?"kazuma asked and all of us went towards her
*Sob-*sob* she crying a little and her skin is damaged a little but nothing serious.
"It's just a little scratch, you will be okay"kazuma said with a smile
I use heal and she's all good now.
"Wow thank you big brother"she said
"No problem"I said with a indifferent face
"Thank you older brothers and older sisters"the little girl said with a cute smile
(Kazuma pov)
Ahh this city is full of crazy axis people but there is still pure children.
"Stand up"I said and offered my hand and she takes it and stands up
"Does it still hurt?"kazuma asked
"No, I'm fine now"the girls said
"I say nice big brothers and big sisters what is your names?"she asked
Kazuma introduced all of us and also called darkness a scary woman which darkness didn't like and she begun arguing with kazuma.
"Hahahaha" the child laughed and kazuma laughed a little
"Kazuma satou, how do you write that?, write it for me big brother"the little girl said and pulled a paper and pen out
(3rd pov)
"Okay"kazuma said and take the paper and the pen with a smile
"This is how you write my name"kazuma said and opened he's eyes and looks at the paper and he got so shocked and frozed
His hand begun to shake, and when he looked at the little girl again he saw a dark shadow is falled on the girl face.
"Ha ha ha ha"he begun breathing faster, he's so scared
The paper is for joining the axis sect and if he write he's name then he's become one of them.
Other also when saw the paper froze except Edward, kazuma after getting himself together with all of his strength ripped apart the paper.
"Uummmm"he said while destroying the paper
"FUCK THISSS"kazuma said with a loud shout
"BIG BROTHERRR"the little girl with tears and screaming
(10 minutes later)
(MC pov)
Scott, Kim, Stephen, young Neil, Stacey, knives and Ramona go back to the inn and kazuma and darkness go to the axis church to talk with aqua about the way this people behave and maybe as the arch priest of the axis sect, she could maybe make them less annoying.
I however fly a little outside of the city and find a quiet place and mark the place for my teleportation.
Honestly it's wasn't only hot spring that I come to Arcanletia, well at first it was but the second reason is that I want to kill the Alderp Barnes Alexei.
I only seen him in the anime and I only disliked him but when I read his wiki in some fandom I know he's a trouble that need to be solved.
Alderp Barnes Alexei is the Lord of Axel. He is maligned in Axel for being selfish, greedy, tyrannical and utterly corrupt.
Alderp is a middle-aged, tall and obese man. He wears white gloves and red and blue clothes with golden stripes. He have long blonde hair and a blonde moustache.
Alderp is a selfish and corrupt noble, as he often use his influence and wealthy to condemn those who displeased him, as well as forcing those around him to do his bidding, both on a whim.
Alderp was also haughty and unpleasant, although he know to be polite whatever it was convenient. Futhermore, Alderp is greedy, imposing high taxes in Axel.
According to Vanir, Alderp was also the most pervert man in Axel (followed by Kazuma), as he frequently harass his maids, as well as uses a magic mirror to peep them and and his female guests, including Darkness, for who Alderp had a creepy obsession since she was just a child. He also used to marry to many woman who pleased him (in the Web Novel, they all have a resemblance with Darkness).
As a noble from Axel, at some point Alderp acquired two Cheat Items from fallen reincarnated japanese. Using the one for summoning monsters, Alderp was able to summon Max who he thought was just a Low-Ranked Demon prone to forgetting about being owed the price for his assistance, and repeatedly exploited Max's dark powers to drive his rise in Belzerg, becoming the feudal lord of Axel and even more prestigious than House Dustiness.
Alderp also committed many crimes, such as forcing many women to marry him before abusing and finally disposing of them, while using Max who he imprisoned in the basement to cover his tracks.
Alderp at some point adopted a talented kid named Walther, planning to help him development both his skills as prestige in order to switch places with him though another Cheat Item, before using his body for marrying Lalatina, the heiress of the Dustiness household, whom he was obsessed with ever since she was young.
When Alderp saw Walther will not marry darkness he next decided to send the Cheat Item for switching bodies to Prince Jatice of Belzerg instead, planning to switch bodies with him so he could become both King of Belzerg and marry Lalatina.
But it was stolen by Kazuma and Chris, Alderp afterwards discovered to his fury that not only did the Cheat Item for switching bodies not get sent to Jatice, but it was also stolen by the Silver-Haired Thief Gang who got it sealed, prompting him to take it out on Max before proceeding with the next plan to acquire Lalatina.
He first had Max put a Death Curse on Ignis(darkness father)that gradually worn down his health, then began calling the loan he made to House Dustiness, which in turn forced Lalatina into accepting a highly publicised marriage proposal with him.
His plans were, however, thwarted by her party members under the instructions of Kazuma, who paid the loan in full during the wedding ceremony and accordingly took Lalatina with him while Alderp's subordinates were distracted by Kazuma's voice mimicry, sent flying by Megumin's Explosion, or beaten up by Dust and the other adventurers.
And so more until he was put in hell so that's why Alderp neet to be dead.
I won't usually do this kind of thing but I hate rapist like him, rape as a fantasy between two partners I'm ok with It but real rape, I absolutely hate it.
For the very first time in my new life I really want to kill someone, people say death is worse than rape but I disagree, it's depends on the people and not for everybody death is worse than rape.
[Wow! who knew? I thought you will never get this with your personality to not give a shit and with the gamer mind so you will be forced to buy it but here it is.
You killed so many monsters and some human, you also have a strong desire to kill someone, you obtained killing intend(active) LV 1]
I was wondering why I never got this skill.
[You killed but you never really had a intend to kill until now]
I see, with the teleport mark done I fly back to the inn.
(6 hours later)
(MC pov)
It's been six hours and it's midnight now, a perfect time to kill someone, I think, I'm not a crime master.
In this six hours I stop kazuma peeking at women bath and Ramona wanted to expend time alone but we didn't really got a chance, they kinda had a girls night or something like that, and Ramona becomes drunk and sleeps and other also slept soon after drinking so much.
I create a clone and make it sleep in my bed, Ramona and I have different room, Ramona is sharing room with other girls.
Now that I have a clone to pretend to be me I use teleportation and teleport outside of the axel city, with my raven who I intend to give her a name soon.
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Author:
Sorry for talking about Alderp a lot but I needed you guys know about him before MC go to finish him.