1 Chapter 01 - BANG!

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07/08/2032 21.32

(Phone rings)

Alexander: Hello?

Security: Hello, am I speaking with Mr. Alexander?

Alex (Alexander): Yes; what's the matter?

Security: I'm calling from the security, a package has been left in your name, you can come and pick it up, have a good day.

(Phone hangs up)

"Huuh... What package is this at this hour, strange."

Alex leaves the building and goes to the security to collect the package.

"While I'm at it, I'll get a pack of cigarettes."

As he walks towards the market, he notices a parked truck on the side, and he feels the need to approach it. Of course, he can't resist and moves closer, step by step, until he reaches the end, finally arriving at the truck.

"Hmm, it looks dangerous, after all, I'm going towards someone's truck for no reason, staring at it intensely, someone could come out and stab me any moment, but I feel an interesting attraction."

Alex reaches out his hand and...

BANGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

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In a place where there is no concept of time and space, what does a man do... he might not even know what he's doing, but he just feels like he has to do it... anyway, this man is ROB, Morgan Freeman, GOD, or whatever you call him...

ROB: Hahahaahhaahahh, haah, haaaah, well, enough of that... (coughs) alright, first of all, I am ROB or whatever you call me, as for where you are, you're in the realm of souls, and why am I laughing? Because the guy I arranged for Truck-kun to pick up ended up dead with a 1.5 kg C4 explosive in the package he was holding... PUHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAJAJAJ

Soul: Damn, am I dead? Huff... so are you going to give me a chance to reincarnate, like in those Chinese novels?

ROB: No... do I look like a Chinese character to you?

Soul: Then why do you have Truck-kun?

ROB: Rental...?

Soul: fuck.

ROB: Alright, I'll let you go this time.

Soul: Really?

ROB: Really. But there are no 5 wishes or anything like that. Just spin the wheel like a sensible person.

Soul: You're so stingy.

ROB: If you want, you can pass, but let me remind you, having a 12TB hentai archive won't get you to heaven.

Soul: Where am I spinning?

(2 wheels appear.)

ROB: The first wheel is for the world; the second wheel determines your ability. I'll also allow you to add a power to your ability and grant you a skill panel since you amuse me.

The soul starts spinning the wheels, and in order:

First Wheel - One Piece

Second Wheel - Immortality (S+) and Cursed Damage Transfer (S) (Hidan - Naruto World)

ROB: Wow, nice combination... Actually, you don't need anything extra, but the words just slipped out, I'll accept it unless you ask for something crazy.

Soul: Okay, but first, I want to ask a question.

ROB: Go ahead.

Soul: In which period will I go to the One Piece world, and will my memories remain with me?

ROB: You will transmigrating at the age of 17, five years before the start of the story, and your memories will remain intact.

Soul: (Relieved) Alright, then I want high-level Chakra control and the Forbidden Scroll of Konoha.

ROB: Hmm... I'll grant you (B) level Chakra volume and (A) level control, as for the Scroll, I can only allow you to learn two techniques from it, and you'll have to learn the rest on your own.

Soul: And also...

ROB: I've given you a lot already, what more do you want?

Soul: If possible, Hidan's weapon?

ROB: Okay. Where do you want to transmigrate?

Soul: Send me to an island in Grand Line where the World Government doesn't exist.

ROB: Alright, bye kid.

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