1 Chapter 1: Wait, I am Naruto?

"The latest chapter of One Piece once again blew my fuse off. ...Buster Call? Again? Seriously these bloody marines!!! They throw buster call like throwing eggs, first Lulusia and now Egghead, two big islands destroyed like that!!" a bespectacled guy was enjoying the latest one-piece chapter while giving comments out loud. While crossing the road he was so engrossed in the buster call part that he missed the red light and started walking and then boom!!. An average isekai is starting for an average otaku. But he was not your typical otaku, he was a century genius, who achieved his Ph.D. in Artificial Intelligence at the age of 17.

After getting his PhD he enjoyed royalty on one of his patents and to get a break started indulging himself in anime and manga. Now he can't get himself out of manga and anime. Well, that was all for background details on our protagonist, oh yeah one more thing, he was as alone from his childhood, although his rich parents were murdered on a backstreet we don't have a Batman on our hands, also he was cheated out of his rich heritage due to his naivete as he was transferred to a run of a mill orphanage while his uncle and aunt enjoyed a luxurious life.

"hey!!!, the last part was uncalled for. I know we were supposed to have a recap of my life but your commentary is not necessary"

In a bright room, our bespectacled protagonist was having tea with a ROB and enjoying the highlights of his life on a screen.

"So, tell me ....."

"you know this is the part where you say your name," said the ROB in an indifferent manner.

"You know, you just watched my entire life and you can't remember my name, are you really the fabled ROB?"

"Of course I am, well it doesn't matter, your time here has come to an end, to cut it short, you'll be reincarnated in one of the random worlds you know of, it can be the world of One Piece, Fate, Dragon Ball, Bleach,...or even the earth, you will retain your memories, and you will be given a random system, that is the most I can do for the untimely death of yours due to my mistake. OH yeah, you must decide if the system is based on the world you will reincarnate or any other world?"

'It is a lot to digest now, first I died, then I was greeted by this pretentious ROB and watched a 3-minute recap of my life and now I am going to reincarnate in a random another world or the same world with a random system. Matte!!!!'

"What do you mean system is based on the world I reincarnate?"

"Well, it's as simple as it sounds, there are two choices if you are born in the pirate world, then the system will be based on the Pirate world, you know your growth will be in haki, devil fruits or the powers of that world, but if you choose second option, then you can get a power from any random world like you might get a system based on Doctor Strange in Pirate world, or something like that. Or you can get Mr bean System also, so the second option is like a gamble, you can be OP or useless"

"But can we train in a power system if the original world?"

"Oh, of course, your base physique will be of the body you reincarnate in, any external power will be stacked with the help of the system"

"Awesome, then I will go with the second option"

"Are you sure?"

"Yup"

"Are you sure?"

"Yup"

"Are you sure?"

"Why bother questioning?"

"Just for the sake of warning, but the last person who chose the second option was reincarnated as a fodder shinigami with Spongebob system and was killed during the invasion, if only he had chosen the first option he would have the strength of a captain. But It was my duty to tell you, now it's the final time, are you sure?"

"Yup! Hit me on!! let's see if my second life is as unlucky as the first one!!"

"Sure! Here you go--"

'I hope this time I can get a family, even if I get a weird system, I would be content'

"Tch!! another family enthusiast in the hope of getting loving parents in another world but again gonna meet with disappointment, at least he can solo the verse if he plays his cards right. Seriously, is there some curse of these characters!!!"

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ugh!!

'what the hell why am I feeling pain all of a sudden'

As a blond boy around 10 years of age with six whiskers on his face opened his eyes, he started mumbling.

'Well, the room looks familiar, I still haven't integrated the memories but still, I have a faint guess.'

Damn it Damn it.

Why in the hell I am this guy?

Now comes the time for despair. Naruto!! seriously, I am reincarnated in the shinobi world as Naruto. Damn it again!!

Is this some kind of prank that ROB played with me? He must have heard my wish before sending me off. Then why did he send me here in Naruto's body?

Okay, calm down first.

Let's look at the situation first.

Orphan - checked

Poor - checked

Manipulated - checked

Simp - checked

Okay, this simping might be due to this guy's thirst for recognition but still who wants to be simp? So let's look at the timeline here, I still have two years to graduate, which means if all things go well, I can get rid of Sarutobi in 3 years. As for Tsunade, meh I will think of it later. And since I will be under Jiraya I can avoid the pot king of Konoha at least until I gain power. And this time I will not waste time and talent, this Uzumaki body is a godsend gift for any training enthusiast but the original simply wasted it, even after defeating Kaguya, he could have developed it well. Also with the help of Jiraya, I can befriend Kurama and also learn Sage mode, so at least I won't have to fear the internal structure of Konoha.

Now all that's left is a girlfriend. An otaku me in my last life was way too far to get a girlfriend, and with this guy's reputation and face I doubt I can get one here, but for that I already have Hinata. Well as for Harem? nah, A noob like me should focus on one here, not like the previous Naruto, I am gonna focus on my Hinata in this world and help her develop her timid personality into one of the ferocious ones. Yup, a perfect yandere waifu for me here, one that could scare the shit out of that trash in that movie. I should also help her develop her byakugan and evolve it into Tenseigan.

Now that makes a whole lot of plans for me. Huh poor old me and my genius.

Ding!

Huh!

Finally!!

System-kun!!!!!