167 Chapter 167 : Tenchi Bridge Mission 2 (Rewrite)
"Are you sure that this is edible?" Shikamaru asked after seeing what Sakura giving him.
"Of course they are. They are my special recipe. They restore chakra and also improve training gains." Sakura said these were the facts.
"Eat one yourself and then we will take one. Every good chef should do that" I said pointing towards the black ball of death in front of me.
All my senses are really good. even smelling this makes me wanna puke.
"Eat but I make this for you all," Sakura said.
"Give me one" Choji asked.
"Give me one too," I said.
Sakura gave a bright smile and then handed one to me and one to Choji.
I saw Choji eating it without any problem. Well maybe only he can eat it.
But I did not eat mine.
"By the way, there is something stuck in your teeth," I said to Sakura.
"Ah really" Sakura asked.
"Yeah open your mouth a little," I ask.
With my handsome smile, I am not just working its charm. Sakura blushed a little and then opened her mouth.
I smirk and then put the black ball of death which exactly looked like a miniature version of Biju Poop in her mouth.
"Eat it".
This incident delayed our travel speed by an hour and completely destroyed a section of the forest thanks to Sakura's punches.
That girl has the gall to raise her fist against me while she expects us to eat this monstrosity which she calls food.
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Time Skip.
By the time the nightfall. We arrive at a small town. Asuma took us to a public bath.
"Man, this is the best" Choji said.
Asuma and Shikamaru were lazy enough to not say anything and just nodded.
I at this time was just feeling the hot temperature of the bath and relaxing.
"By the way guys. You know the girl's bath is on the other side right" Choji said.
So he does think about other things besides food. A smile crept up to my face and I added.
"While I was away, I focused on learning Fuinjutsu. One of the seals, I created was pretty interesting. It allows one to look through a solid object without destroying the said object.
Let's say the said object could be a wall" I said with a smile.
This attracts the attention of all the people in the room.
"Ahm, is that true" Asuma asked with a hint of red on his face.
"What do you think".
"Hmm do you have it right now"
"Yeah"
"Troublesome"
"Master Jraiya will pay a lot of money for something like this you know" Asuma said.
I know, why do you think I made this? I am gonna rob all the money from that pervert fool.
I smirk.
"5000 Ryo and the seal is yours" I instantly became a salesman and said.
Well, guess did they buy it or not?
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Time Skip
It took us some time but we finally reached the Tenchi Bridge.
I looked around and found a sizable blush on all the boy's faces and a smirk.
"Will you guys tell me why you all are blushing?" Sakura asked. Let me be clear, I was not blushing.
"Nothing. It's nothing" Shikamaru said.
Hmm, Sakura then looked at all of us with narrowed eyes.
I did not care too much about it and only focused on the bridge in front of me.
I don't remember the Cannon that well but I do know that somehow Orochimaru came here. There is a possibility that he is already here and thus I have already blasted my sense to find him.
"Okay now get serious, I am going to act like Sasori and Meet Kabuto. Be ready for action" Asuma said and then turned into Sasori.
I was thinking about going myself but he denied it. He wanted mainly me here to protect others.
And then I sense him. It was still just as repulsive as I remember. I wonder why Orochimaru's chakra is like that.
Soon Kabuto arrived and the talk happened.
I just kept on hiding from others. I did not care much about the talk itself but am looking forward to seeing how well Asuma can pull off this disguised undercover mission.
"Kirito, why are you looking so relaxed all of a sudden," Sakura asked.
"Tension in a situation like this can really get to all of you. You all too need to relax a little. Focus but don't let the situation get to you" I said.
"Hmm Okay," Sakura said and others nodded.
Soon things just like in the anime out of hand and then suddenly Orochimaru appear in front of Asuma.
"Alright now's the time. Go" I shouted and everyone rushed forward.
Orochimaru who suddenly saw many people arriving just laughed in his own wicked way but then suddenly his eyes fell on me.
"Ku ku ku ku ku, I was not expecting you to be here Kirito Kun". Orchimaru said.
"I am afraid that I can't say the same. In fact, we are here specially for you. How you say about going home" I said with a smile.
There was a dangerous glint on his eyes but he did not act directly.
"Where is Sasuke" Sakura break the silence first.
"ku KU ku, Sasuke kun is fine. But who are you? I don't remember and Sasuke never told me about you" Orochimaru said.
And from that point onwards they started talking.
I honestly don't understand what talking will solve. Kick his ass and then kick Sasuke's ass before bringing him back to the village.
But apparently, they want to talk with Orochimaru. Why not just directly invite him for a podcast show?
I just rolled my eyes and said.
"If you all are done talking about the past and your bloody plan of immortality then how about now we just start fighting," I said with an annoyed face.
"Ku ku ku ku ku kuku. Kirito Kun, you have not changed much. Still impatient" Orochimaru said and then there was a killing intent spreading around us.
I remember the last time I felt this killing intent. It was even hard standing in front of Orochimaru. But now it's totally different.
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