1 Truck-kun

it was a normal day. just like any other day. I woke up. brushed my teeth. washed my face. and went downstairs for breakfast.

"good morning, "said the hag

"good morning old hag, when is breakfast gonna be ready? "

"Breakfast ? what do you mean breakfast? YOUR LATE FOR SCHOOL IDIOT!!"

*looks at time*

"WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP YOU OLD FART!!! "

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN OLD FART ??!?!"

*grabs pan off the table*

*beats the hell out of him *

CLANG CLANG

"OW I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!!"

"yea u better be or next time it's gonna be a heated pan bastard" she replied

"sigh~ can I just get my breakfast, I'm already an hour late," I asked

"fine"

she quickly mixed some eggs, tomatoes, cheese in a bowl. the hag then put the pan on the heater and put some butter and garlic oil on the pan. she quickly poured the egg mix on the pan and let it cook for a few minutes. after she scooped the omelet off the pan and folded it into an omelet.

"here you go, son"

"Thanks, grandma"

"hurry and eat that then go to school"

*rushed eating noises*

"finished. bye grandma"

"bye have a nice day at school"

I quickly closed the door and started walking to school.

let me introduce myself, my name is ##### I'm 16 and am currently attending green hill academy, and I hate it. the teachers are biased. the students Fuck around all day and the school in general sucks. I am an introvert so it doesn't make it any better.

there is one thing I can look forward to in my life. my grandmother. if it wasn't for here I wouldn't be able to live the life I have now. I wouldn't be able to go to school. have the ability to study. get a job soon. have a home. eat and sleep without worrying about getting it stolen. compared to how I used to live this was way better.

see before my grandma adopted me, I was alone on the streets. for some reason the orphanage I was in before kicked me out before I was of age and I was forced to live on the streets. the only thing that helped me keep hope was a comic shop I used to go to that always had anime playing on the TVs out front. that's also how I discovered my favorite anime.

the naruto franchise. in my opinion, the best anime out there. although there were many stupid mistakes this anime was the only one that helped me survive the things I went through and still be optimistic. I even had a journal of powers I would want if I were to reincarnate in narut---

*VROOOOOOOOM*

there it is folks. the legend seen throughout many animes...

TRUCK-KUN

the truck was there. headlights facing me. all I heard was the engine of the truck. menacing characters were surrounding the truck.

"what the hell... it vanished ?"

*THUD*

*SPLATTER*

*SCREAMS*

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The void is a very boring place. after I was killed by Truck-kun I found myself in the void. It's been a few hours and I'm pretty bored.

"Indeed it is boring here, imagine seeing these daily*sad noises*"

ignoring the sad noises I scream

"WHOS THERE ?!?!"

"Hello, there child. I am what you would call a Random Omnipotent Being or R.O.B, and I am going to reincarnate you with 3 wishes. you can either use them now or later. the world won't count as a wish by the way."

"oh.. cool"

"that's all you can say? I just offered you the deal of the century!" said the R.O.B

"ok... um, thanks? "

"never mind just tell me your wishes," he said annoyed

"for my first wish, I want the powers from the first page of my journal"

"hmmm... good choice, that's 100% otsuki bloodline and white karma correct ?"

"yup, as for the last two wishes I want to save them and I also want to reincarnate in the naruto world around the same time as naruto was born."

"ok hold on a second... done, have fun kid"

"that's it ?"

"yup"

suddenly as soon as he said that I started to slowly fade away. I could feel myself being pulled into my new body.

after I was in my body I felt as if I was being crushed on both sides.

*pop*

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"