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Chapter 1

In the vast space that have no end a soul is traveling or more like floating , it's making a facial expression that look like it's deep in thought ,

what is the soul think?

"Mannnnnnn seriously do the roof have to fall on me just when I found the hentai I was looking for 2 year , I couldn't even jerk it off on it before dying "

Yes this man have died just after finding his lost hentai. A very grave loss indeed.

"Hmmmm so what is going to happed will I reincarnate or will I land in devils frying pan or heaven with big tits angles "

Thinks the soul and as if suddenly answering his question a figure appear next to him.

"Man I wish if I reincarnate to some other world then that world better have the hentai I was looking for and---- Holy f*ck Michael Jackson wtf are you doing here?!"

The person in said question smile while answering

"Do I look like Michael Jackson to you well different person see me in diffe--"

Rudely interruption the guy the soul said

"Ya ya I know you are some ROB or god maybe , well that doesn't matter man tell me what's gonna happen next"

Not minding the rudeness a bit the Being answered

"Well that depends on you , you can go to heaven or reincarnate into a world of your different world your choice"

Answering immediately the soul said

"Heaven heaven obviously the Fu*king Heaven , who the hell will miss such a opportunity man"

"Hmmm sure but no that you will stay in the most outer layer of heaven"

Not expecting the catch , the soul asked

"Are there are layers in heaven ??and what's a outer layer is like?

"Yes child there are layers in heaven and outer layer is the place where soul with barely enough karma to enter the heaven lives also before you ask outer layer souls get the least amount of time in heaven after there time there expires they will be reincarnated to somewhere else without their memories"

'Ohh that's a lot to take , so outer layer is a no go I suppose' Thinks the soul

"Well then I think I will change my choice then how about reincarnation , where will I be reincarnated" Asked the soul

"Well your place of reincarnation have already have been decided" said the ROB/God

"uhmm where that might be" asked the soul nervously

'Plzz not be dark soul or berserker or any other shitty place'

"Well you know Jujutsu kaisen manga right" asked god

"Yeah" answered soul with mix of happiness and despair

"Well you are going to be reincarnated as Yuji Itadori " said the ROB / god smiling

'F*ck F*ck sukuna that evil bastard gonna r**p my as* sh*t

'That bastard ain't like kurama and I ain't naruto , sukuna is pure fu*king evil damn it'

God seeing the soul going in despair said

"Well I think I should explain a bit you are going to reincarnate as Yuji Itadori and sukuna"

"Huh What!!" said the soul fully surprised by god's word

"Ya you heard it right well so I will give you a brief explanation on your reincarnation situation listen carefully"

The soul nods and God continued

"In this Jujutsu kaisen version of world when Itadori eat sukuna's finger , he and sukuna got mixed and both dies sort off and you are going to be reincarnated just at that moment and the rest of the world is pretty much same"

said the God

"Wait wait don't sukuna have like 19 more finger and is still alive" asked the soul confused

"Hmmm you can think of it like this , all the fingers are linked and one got infected by a virus resulting all of them to be infected " explained the God

"Wow is it really that simple" asked the soul clearly not believing what he heard

"Well it's more complicated than this but you won't be able to understand it and I know you don't care all that much about the explanation " answered God

"Hehehe ya you are right but can you tell me more about my power" asked the soul

"Well you will become a curse-human hybrid sort of , you can do what both can and eat up more sukuna's finger to increase your curse energy , rest you can figure out your own" Answer God

"Hmmm ok and one last request "

"What is it"

"I don't know crap about fighting so it will be cool if you can give me a martial arts or something"

"Hmmm sure it's a small request what art do you want"

After that the soul thinks for a few minutes after deciding

"Ahh f*ck it give me Bajiquan like Li Shuwen "

'Well I don't remember mush cool martial arts but this one was pretty dope so let's go with it'

"Hmm sure " said God

Suddenly I feel new information enter my mind it's not painful or something but it's still a new feeling and after receiving all the info I gotta say this is one hell of a martial arts , it's not that much fancy or flashy rather it deadly and efficient just like I wanted , seriously I can't wait to reincarnate and practice it in real life.

"Ok now that it's done I bid  you adieu "

Huh and suddenly I feel losing my consciousness , look's like next time I woke I will be facing a ugly as* curse , hehehe I can't wait for it and with that I blacked out.

I will be writing this story to improve my comedy writing skills and writing skill in general so don't expect much from this story and with that being said byeeee~

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