5 Chapter 5

Authors note: I will be using slang and some other things like "dude" and all that because in the show ice king is shown to talk like that sadly I have a habit of talking like that to.

Btw read his parts in his voice it's better

'Sleep is for the Weak - The Dreadnoughts'

What I listened to while making fr

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*POV: Unknown

At the top of a mountain that seems made entirely from ice, we can see our "hero" calmly staring at a blue goblin-looking thing this time on Adventure Time as the Lich.

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*POV: Lich

'Bruh,' the second I said hello, the Ice King breaks down sobbing, playing his buns like a bongo. But what can you expect from an insane man? A civil conversation? Yeah, right.

"Dude, stand up."

"Don't take me, take the penguins, oh death ahhhh," he says while throwing penguins at me. Still on the ground.

'I expected him to be bad, but c'mon,' I couldn't help but think about just taking the crown's madness onto myself with how crazy he's acting.

As I stare at the Ice King, he slowly calms down before laying there like a dead body.

"Again, get up," this time I use a bit of magic, making him immediately get up after a second.

"What... what do you want, you creepy bonehead?" Ice King says.

"Just wanna crash somewhere for a while, maybe get to know you and be friends," I said, knowing he's like a touch-starved person at this point in the show.

"FRIENDS, oh yes, come in, come in, stay a while, let me get your coat," Ice King said while going towards me.

"The coat's the only thing I have on," I say as I look him dead in the eyes, and he suddenly stops.

"Oops, hehehe, my bad," he replied.

I start trying to sense the magic in the room, and goddamn is that crown complex. Nothing of concern for me, but for a mortal mind, even with the elements to make that. 'I probably couldn't make that.'

"How about you show me around, Simon," I say, referring to him as his old name.

As I started following him, he asks, "Who's Simon, buddy? Anyway, this is the toilet where... there's something watching," and we keep walking. Is he planning on showing his whole place to me just today? Isn't it gigantic? Eh, not like I don't have time. I could say without the Lich, Finn's gonna miss a lot of action or just find newer adventures. And I continued touring Simon's or Ice King's home.

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