1 Returning
In a world where the Strong Rules there was a Man named Allen Who killed his Way to the Top just to get what he wants
"Ethra! Come Out and Fight me!"
"Allen! We Dragons! Don't have a grudge on you! So why must we Dragons fight with you!"
"You have something I Want! The one thing that can return me to Earth!"
"I already told you that you cannot go back without the Power of the Gods!"
"God?! That Damn God Kidnap me here in this world! If she dares to show her self ill killer her too!"
" What your Mouth Immortal Allen! Even if I The Dragon Queen Can't Kill you I can Still seal you away!"
"Ha! you? Seal me away?! Try it if you can!"
But suddenly the sky Tears apart and a Goddess Emerge From it!
"Allen! Stop at once!"
"Looks whos here! The Goddes Her self! Are you going to kill me? After I save this Goddam world?! You told me that you're going to Return me after a Killed That Demon King but you didn't I been stuck there for more than a thousand years!"
" I know! But I cannot just send you right away after you killed the Demon King! As I don't have enough energy to do it!"
"Then why the Fuck you told me that I can go back after I killed that Demon King! And you can just send this Pet Dragon of yours to kill that Demon King! You don't even need me in the first place!"
"I'm sorry! I didn't want Ertha Getting Hurt"
After hearing that Allen Was ready to Behead The goddess
"HUUH?!? YOU KIDNAPPED ME JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDNT WANT YOUR FUCKING PET DRAGON TO GET HURT??!? IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU TWO!"
Said Allen Charging his God Tier Magic!
"Wait! Allen! Hear me out!"
"ILL HEAR YOU OUT AFTER YOUR DEAD!"
"I Said Wait A minute!! I can Return You back Now! I replenish my Energy! And it's enough to Return you with all your Powers!"
Then Allen stops Charging his Magic and The Goddess and The Dragon Queen finally Relaxed a little bit...
"Phew! I thought I was going to die... Just how the hell does this Human become so strong! He's even stronger than the Goddess!" said Ethra
"Speak!" Said Allen
"I have enough energy to Send you back along with all your powers! I spent this Long Year's just to do this!" said the Goddess
" Why? You could Just send me without my powers! I don't need powers on Earth!" said Allen
" Because I don't know what to reward you!" Goddess
"YOU! MAKE ME WAIT FOR THOUSAND OF YEAR JUST FOR THIS?" Said Allen angrily
"That's Right! Aren't I Awsome?!" Said the Goddess with a Pride Look!
" ARGH! You Dumb Goddess! This is why I'm much stronger than you!" Allen
" Eh?! me Dumb?! I'm not dumb I'm Amazing!"Goddess
"Enough! Of this Just Return me to Earth! It's been thousand of Years! Since I Drink Soda! I want soda!" Allen
"Okay! then Stand Tight don't move a Muscle" The Goddess then start Chanting Her Magic using all of her energy completely Draining her... After sometime Allen finally Turn Light As he Travels back To Earth! meanwhile, the Goddess is Lying flat on Floor
"Haa~ Haa~ I thought I was going to die! That Use all of the energy I save for thousand of year! Just how strong is he! If I didn't know him I probably would have thought he's a God!" said The Exhausted Goddess
"Goddess! Why did you let him go?" asked Ethra
" he's done with his Hero Job here but if we let him walk around here My world Might get Destroyed!" Goddess
"Then why not just send him back after he's done killing that Small demon?" Ethra
"Well you see Ethra I forgot about him! I just suddenly remember him! Just now!" Goddess
"..... If I was Him I would probably Just Fight you to death... I fell for Him..." Ethra
"What! you will kill you master too?" Goddess
Meanwhile On Allen's side...
"Urgh! That Hurt like A But Cheek on a Stick! Just how the Hell she becomes A God with that Poor Control over Mana!" Said Allen...
"So where I'm? This doesn't look like my home!" Said Allen Observing his Surroundings...
"Hm?! What this? It's similar to mana... Wait mana? Earth has Mana now?!? Fuck! What did that Goddess Do! forget about this first! I need to change Clothes" Allen then Find a house with Clothes hanging outside of it...
"Hmm this Good! Finally Normal Clothes! Anyway, let's see... Where I'm but first I need money luckily I have Gold! In my Super amazing Pocket Dimensions! Let's Go Find Some Pawnshop!" said Allen excitedly after some walking Allen finally Found one! And Exchange some Old for Super Cheap...
"Damn That Man! He actually rips me off my Gold! He's lucky I need money! But base on his Language I'm in the Philippines... I actually forgot to speak Tagalog! Luckily I have God and Anime On my side! And Magic Too! AHAHAHAHAH! My inner self is Going out!" Said Allen Laughing Loudly and People are looking at him like he's a crazy person
"Ah! That's Right! I need to know the Date! But First Let's buy a Phone first!" Allen
"What The Fuck is this Crazy man Doing Talking by himself!" Said the Person next to Allen
After walking for a while Allen arrived at a Phone store!
"Excuse me! I would like to buy a phone!" Said Allen
"Ah Yes Please tell me what kind you want?" Said The lady Seller
"Oh just give me the best you have," said Allen Looking Shady in his White almost Yellow t-Shirt with His Demin Pants With his Slippers that he stole...
"Ah yes Please Come!... This is our best phone it has 120Gb Blaa... blaa... blaa... And only for Php39,999" saleslady
"Then ill get that! And please get me a sim card with it!" Allen
" Of course! The Sim is me! And would you like to pay in cash or card?" Saleslady
"Cash please!" Allen
"Okay please wait a moment" saleslady
After a while the sales lady comeback with everything ready to go
" the phones is ready! You only need to pay and it's good to go! I also charge it for you~" Said the Saleslady Hinting Allen to Hit On Her but Allen ignored it
"here! Please count it!" Allen
After a moment
" It's all good! The Phone is now yours!" saleslady
" thanks! Anyway, can I ask a question?" Allen
" okay!" saleslady
" What Year are we on?" Allen
" Bakit?" saleslady
"Huh? Excuse me? What do you mean by "Bakit"?" Allen
"Tssk! Akala ko pick up line!" said the Sales Lady in Tagalog
"Ah it's Nothing! And it's January 23rd, 2021" said the sales lady with a smile
"oh Thanks! I need to go bye!" Allen
"Yes! please come again!" Saleslady
After that interaction, Allen finally Got his New Phone and Tried to Contact his Family
"Whats mom number again? I forgot about it! Damn! Living for too long is not Actually Good! If you're a Normal human but I'm not! Hahahah! I'm The Great! Allen The God of Sword and Magic! (Self Proclaimed) Anyway, I'm speaking in English because of this translation magic... And that's the only language I remember except Japanese because that Goddamn world is only Japanese Speaking People!... Anyway let's call Mom now!" said Allen Finally calling his mom
"Hello Who is this?" Mom Speaking In Tagalog
"Ma! It's me, Allen!?" Allen Speaking in Tagalog too!
"Allen who?" Said, mom
"It was me Allen!"said Allen (Jojo? Ref? Anyone?)
"Allen? I still don't know you!" Mom
"I'm Allen your son! Your Handsome Son!" said Allen
"Is this a Scam? If is it it's not working! My son is Dead 5 Years ago! " Mom
"But I'm not dead! Remember when I use to eat Dirt and you always Give me Milk after that and you said that it was delicious so I always Eat Dirt Since I'm Grade 2 when I finally found out that you been tricking me all this time!"
"Oh My God! My deepest Secret!! It is you! My Son! But I thought you're dead?!" Mom
"Well, unfortunately, I'm not so stop killing me! Anyway, let's Meet! I want to see you!" Allen
"Of course! Son Come to this address XXXXXXXX Your sister and I lived here!" Mom
"ill be there in 30 minutes!" Allen
