Meeting GOD

I woke up in a white room with a sofa ,a coffee table, a tv and a naked old man...A NAKED OLD MAN!!! distgusted I yelled "DUDE WTAF PUT SOME GOD DAMN PANTS ON YOU PERV!" I recoiled and protected my eyes from anymore harm.unfazed the old man just said "Hello my child you are dead.But fear not for I have an offer to let you live again and with three wishes at that!" the entity I presume is god somehow manifested pants and is now walking towards me "so my child what is your chosen world and wishes?"he cooed.hmmm I sit in silence for a couple minutes and had decided on the world of haikyu so I prepare to tell the man I think is god my wishes "weeell... can I be in the world of haikyu?As for my wishes: can I be hinatas twin sister,could I also have the same physical assets as him please and as for my final wish can karasunos boy team accept girls if they are on a good enough physical level?"I ask hoping it isn't to much and he'll say no.I look up from my feet which I realise I had been staring at to see he was calm "of course my child you have made surprisingly small wishes so I shall grant you another"he said while smiling "uuum..thankyou?" I questioned thinking of another wish "uuuhh can I choose my physical appearance please?" hoping not to be a short human tangerine... god once again looked calm "ofcourse child what would yo like to look like?" I didn't think too hard I just described myself "slightly above the average woman's height, a brunette, blue eyes and faint freckles across the nose and under the eyes...if its possible for you thank you.."he once again looked calm "of course and would you like to pick your first name?" I thought for a minute my name was literally my identity I had to pick right "uuumm... lemmy please sir.." Jesus christ why am I so polite and formal right now I was rude earlier by calling him a perv... "okay child its time for you to be born again..bye bye~" and then it all went black...

A/N:

sorry for not posting in a while my aunt got married and I just decided to take it easy sorry.382 words wow! hope you enjoyed I'm going to try to set in a schedule up for posting soo.. see you next post😁